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Posted
56 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm a selfish person. Trust me I'd be a terrible father. 

I feel you. I've always kind of felt this way, myself. I have like no motherly instinct 😅

I mean, I love my nephew. But I also love that I can give him back to his parents after a couple of hours...

 

Posted
9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

its the glasses.

It's the combination of the glasses, the hair, and the mustache. He might have more facial hair (he's shown selfies with more facial hair) but it's hidden with shadows so in the pic it looks like he just has a mustache.

Posted
On 10/20/2019 at 8:36 PM, inuyashaboy05 said:

Course I could post this too....

 

Or you could wear a baseball cap and pretend you're in the "present future".  😄

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Posted
17 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

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Look the 10000000000th pic of me holding a microphone. Wee. Idk wtf I'm pointing at. I don't even remember pointing. 

Wtvr you're pointing at, it's been warned.

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Posted
17 hours ago, renjifan said:

I feel you. I've always kind of felt this way, myself. I have like no motherly instinct 😅

I mean, I love my nephew. But I also love that I can give him back to his parents after a couple of hours...

 

Yeah that's my thing. A kid raised by my dumb ass simply wouldn't have a chance

Posted
23 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

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Look the 10000000000th pic of me holding a microphone. Wee. Idk wtf I'm pointing at. I don't even remember pointing. 

You're like a swole hipster. I can almost hear craft beer jokes from this image.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

You're like a swole hipster. I can almost hear craft beer jokes from this image.

LMAO! Trust me its just the glasses. I was too lazy to put my contacts in that day haha

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Posted
19 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Yeah that's my thing. A kid raised by my dumb ass simply wouldn't have a chance

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

This happened.

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Posted
Just now, bnmjy said:

This happened.

My dad was pretty much insane. At Christmas we would dress up as belsnickel take our presents and beat us with a branch. I tried to run for it the one time. Got caught and hung upside down next to the deer we'd hang to age, and had my belly and ass beaten with a branch. Also messed up my leg and ankle and still get some pain from it; and yes the deer tree is very much a thing

 

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Posted
10 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

damn

Posted
12 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

I could almost swear I heard this same story from a kid in Jr high who didn't have any friends and didn't want to get beat up.

Posted
2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I could almost swear I heard this same story from a kid in Jr high who didn't have any friends and didn't want to get beat up.

Wouldn't have been me then. I was in detention and suspended pretty much every month for fighting. 

Posted
On 10/22/2019 at 5:38 PM, NaBones said:

 

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Wow that receeding hairline tho might as well just shave it dude only going to get worse into ur 30s just rip teh bandaid off now

Posted
6 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Ha....im glad it makes you happy nabs. You know, you kinda look like a young Bernie yourself. Love that smile.

Go get it gurl....  Turn that 😁 into an 😵.

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Posted
On 10/21/2019 at 11:44 PM, That_One_Guy said:

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Look the 10000000000th pic of me holding a microphone. Wee. Idk wtf I'm pointing at. I don't even remember pointing. 

Boi, you thicc...oet me rub them thighs

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Posted
On 10/23/2019 at 2:50 PM, HardcoreHunter said:

My dad was pretty much insane. At Christmas we would dress up as belsnickel take our presents and beat us with a branch. I tried to run for it the one time. Got caught and hung upside down next to the deer we'd hang to age, and had my belly and ass beaten with a branch. Also messed up my leg and ankle and still get some pain from it; and yes the deer tree is very much a thing

 

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Omg i missed all these posts 

You dad is insane

My daughter had to walk the length of one city block to get back to me cuz i erroneously thought a fair ride would bring her back to me but instead it sit her on the opposite side of the fair

I felt like a fucked up parent for that!

😳

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