Seight Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 PROGRAMMING NOTE: Any site that tries to use Covid as part of their April Fools' Day joke automatically loses. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 23 hours ago, wacky1980 said: two fucking coolers at the bar went down last week...while we're shut down. the draft beer cooler has a fried compressor, which will require replacement and may run upwards of $1000 after labor. a bottle cooler decided it will no longer hold a charge. so they're testing it as i type this to see if they can find the leak. if they can, they might be able to fix it. if they can't, the whole thing is screwed. didn't really want to be spending $3-4k on refrigeration while also not doing any sales for 6 weeks, but here we are. thanks, corona. quotes came back today. $1300 to fix the draft cooler, $1500 for the bottle cooler. i can get a new draft cooler with 2x capacity for $3000 (off-brand but whatever). the bottle cooler, same off-brand, for $1800. fuck me. this is not how i envisioned blowing our reserve fund while we're shut down. but if we don't have working coolers, there's not much of a point in re-opening. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reallifehasdied Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 It's bullshit that some people can build in accountability prevention into their job despite the fuck ups they make. You said two weeks recovery time and now it's the third week April before it can be weight bearing and my lower leg looks like it was attached by Dr. Frankenstein. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why the fuck did my governor have to be the dumbest sack of shit who had to steal an election? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, DragonSinger said: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why the fuck did my governor have to be the dumbest sack of shit who had to steal an election? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Fuck guillotines. That's too quick of a way to die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 hot water finally i didn't wanna tell you guys that i didn't have hot water for awhile bc I was embarassed 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 17 minutes ago, Poof said: hot water finally i didn't wanna tell you guys that i didn't have hot water for awhile bc I was embarassed There's no need to be embarrassed unless you live like Nab or Packard. Plenty of folks here have been in the broke as fuck club(myself currently) and can't say nothin' to you. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Poof said: hot water finally i didn't wanna tell you guys that i didn't have hot water for awhile bc I was embarassed If you ever need a place to come visit my hot water stays hot for a long time ! It doesn't get super scalding hot but still, 20 minute very warm showers. Fr fr fr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, DragonSinger said: There's no need to be embarrassed unless you live like Nab or Packard. Plenty of folks here have been in the broke as fuck club(myself currently) and can't say nothin' to you. It just took awhile to find a plumber who would come thru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Nablotson said: If you ever need a place to come visit my hot water stays hot for a long time ! It doesn't get super scalding hot but still, 20 minute very warm showers. Fr fr fr I'm going to come and smoke w/you after all this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Had to file for unemployment today with the hopes that we'll be able to reopen in May. Pissed because if I had known any of this was under consideration, I would have stopped at the grocery store one last time and bought ice cream and pops because why the hell not instead of having an overpriced pizza delivered. Phone call came about an hour after I had already nommed. -.-; Now I want mint ice creams and a 24 pack of coke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Perhaps Smackdown tonight would be a good time for WWE to tell people who don't following wrestling sites that Roman Reigns is playing the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Picture at WrestleMania: THE ARISTOCRATS! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 For anyone who gets something delivered at night (groceries, food, etc), TURN YOUR PATIO LIGHT ON 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 13 hours ago, Seight said: Perhaps Smackdown tonight would be a good time for WWE to tell people who don't following wrestling sites that Roman Reigns is playing the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Picture at WrestleMania: THE ARISTOCRATS! ? "Goldberg will now face Braun Strowman for the Universal Title at Wrestlemania!" That's it, that's the announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Last night I was thinking about milking wasps. Naturally I'd want to know how many I'd need, so I had to know how much venom each could inject. The answer to that question is anywhere from 1~17+ micrograms. A microgram is a measurement of weight, not volume. In order to calculate the volume I'd have to know the density of wasp venom. So there's that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Went shopping, as I was out of food. Got my shit, went to the cashier to have stuff ready and taken out. Once I got in line, this couple took their cart and were right behind me. Not even six feet apart from me. I had beer in my cart. "Yeah, beer is certainly essential," the man then said out loud. Never mind the fact that I had eggs, bread, assorted meats, rice, and three cans of beans in my (tiny) shopping cart. Never mind the fact that there's an "X" marking where these people should have been standing. They weren't even six feet away from me. I pointed it out to the man and he and his wife looked at me like I insulted both of their parents. This didn't happen at Walmart, where people are so close that it can make a person's asshole tight. This happened at a mom and pop grocery store that's been around for more than 40 years. There's no point in leisure shopping. You get what you want, get the fuck out, and go home. For fuck's sake, these smooth brains need to get a grip on life. I'm not even thirty years old yet and I have a better handle on life than these chuckleheads did. If someone talks that kind of talk, yet can't be bothered to "stand at the "X" to wait their turn like the paper sign on the door says, then they deserve to get shit on. Edited April 7, 2020 by Gyaos 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 4/4/2020 at 6:50 PM, Gyaos said: Went shopping, as I was out of food. Got my shit, went to the cashier to have stuff ready and taken out. Once I got in line, this couple took their car and were right behind me. Not even six feet apart from me. I had beer in my cart. "Yeah, beer is certainly essential," the man them said out loud. Never mind the fact that I had eggs, bread, assorted meats, rice, and three cans of beans in my (tiny) shopping cart. Never mind the fact that there's an "X" marking where these people should have been standing. They weren't even six feet away from me. I pointed it out to the man and he and his wife looked at me like I insulted both of their parents. This didn't happen at Walmart, where people are so close that it can make a person's asshole tight. This happened at a mom and pop grocery store that's been around for more than 40 years. There's no point in leisure shopping. You get what you want, get the fuck out, and go home. For fuck's sake, these smooth brains need to get a grip on life. I'm not even thirty years old yet and I have a better handle on life than these chuckleheads did. If someone talks that kind of talk, yet can't be bothered to "stand at the "X" to wait their turn like the paper sign on the door says, then they deserve to get shit on. Ooohhh noooo I would have lost my entire shit at those people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Y'ever lift up the toilet seat and start peeing, only you didn't quite get the toilet seat 100% perfect and it falls back down after a second? So now you're reflexively trying to grab it before it crosses your stream, and now you're flapping piss everywhere and you don't catch it anyways and it crashes down loudly? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 It’s good to still be working, but being on an 8 hour Zoom call has given corporate some very funny ideas about having us work overtime for free. In fact, I’ve had a number of days where I just end up working 45 minutes to an hour extra for diddly dick. Nice. Brilliant. A+++. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Chapinator-800 said: It’s good to still be working, but being on an 8 hour Zoom call has given corporate some very funny ideas about having us work overtime for free. In fact, I’ve had a number of days where I just end up working 45 minutes to an hour extra for diddly dick. Nice. Brilliant. A+++. Make that two hours. Fuck an extra 15 minutes to a 30 minute lunchtime. You’ll have to do better than that shit. Edited April 6, 2020 by Chapinator-800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Snowing out there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 I bought a large package of cheap beer last time I was able to hit the grocery store. Forgot to look at the alcohol content. Had like six of these guys last night, did almost nothing for me besides making me get out of bed and pee three or four times through the night. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deemz Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 I hate this place. I only come back here to throw bricks at the window when I'm bored and there's nothing going on at better forums. It's not worth thought or effort beyond that. Neither are you. I hate that I'm actually so bored today that I'm posting in this gimmick thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Me specifically? Thats harsh man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deemz Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 You'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Deemz said: I hate this place. I only come back here to throw bricks at the window when I'm bored and there's nothing going on at better forums. It's not worth thought or effort beyond that. Neither are you. I hate that I'm actually so bored today that I'm posting in this gimmick thread. Better forums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 19 hours ago, Deemz said: I hate this place. I only come back here to throw bricks at the window when I'm bored and there's nothing going on at better forums. It's not worth thought or effort beyond that. Neither are you. I hate that I'm actually so bored today that I'm posting in this gimmick thread. Ah, such a shame to hear that 4chan's boring ☹️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) Poutine sounds like Canadian slang for pussy but its just fries and gravy. Could have just called it gravy fries. Edited April 11, 2020 by SwimModSponges 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Handle just snapped off ny favorite mug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 by george, i finally made the grade. 'burn~pile bob' called the cops on me and took pictures. can people just fucking NOT right now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 i'm finding it very difficult to not tell everyone to fuck right off a cliff today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 "How much more of Vince McMahon's decision-making can I take before I stop watching WWE, I mean-" "We wish Rusev the best in his future endeavors" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 We were supposed to have new windows installed on Tuesday but they found a crack in one at the factory so it'll be another 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 It's fucking snowing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Can't sleep. Felt filthy. Took a shower at 3:00 AM. Surprise, surprise, I still feel like shit. I'm just going to stay up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Why is it so fucking hard to get top soil delivered I need a yards worth I hate my governor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Spoiler alert- Can't believe Benjamina didn't make it to the final 3 in this seasons' british backing show. She started off the strongest competitor and I figured she'd be #1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 I'm taking no prisoners today 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Sometimes I put my UEMB password into twitter like 3 times being like WHY ISN'T IT WORKING before I realize what I've done 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Buy jar of peanuts. Jar says: Warning. Contains peanuts. NO FUCKING SHIT THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A JAR OF PEANUTS IT BETTER GODDAMN CONTAIN PEANUTS 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) They replaced the hosts on the great British baking show in the 2017 season. Holy shit i hate this new guy. I knew i recognized him, hes from the might boosh. What the fuck tou doing around cake? Previous host was so much better. Edited April 24, 2020 by SwimModSponges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Baking powder. What the fuck is it. Oh it's powder you use for baking. No shit. So is flour, or salt, or baking soda, somehow. What are you hiding baking powder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: What are you hiding baking powder. It's hiding baking soda and sodium aluminum sulfate, chaperoned by corn starch so they don't get busy before marriage in your mixing bowl. Add water and voila! Sea monkeys CO2 babies! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I haven't been watching WWE but I agree with Brandon Stroud when he says its weird for your program to spend its last 20 minutes saying said endeavor is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
💜 mahala_la_la Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) It is so infuriating hearing/watching people tell someone that they are going to do something and then, IMMEDIATELY, do what they said they weren't going to do. "I'll stop doing this/cut back on that" but go back to their old habits. You can't complain about not feeling well or about having to take a multitude of medicines if you're actively working against improvement. I hate that I cut my finger doing yard work and I have no idea how. How did I cut my finger with gloves on?!?! Snakes also need to fuck right off!! Edited April 27, 2020 by 💜 mahala_la_la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) spending all weekend gathering data and packaging it into a grant application seems like a pretty valid use of your time. til the application is declined, anyways. Edited April 27, 2020 by wacky1980 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Grilled dinner just now. Forgot I was out of beer. How can i grill without beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Yup. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 No but for real, where the fuck is my unemployment $ this is crazy, the shit app and site don't even work how is it down six hours every night for processing payments, whose payments, not mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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