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NETFLIX: We've got a new show you might like! It's Dracula! ME: No. NETFLIX: Hey! Check out this new show we know you'll love! It's Dracula! ME: No! NETFLIX: Guess what we've got!

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Fuck people that don't want to do anything unless they can be seen doing it.   And also, fuck people that hate the idea of giving canned food to a food pantry because they can't pick the people it's g

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23 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

two fucking coolers at the bar went down last week...while we're shut down. the draft beer cooler has a fried compressor, which will require replacement and may run upwards of $1000 after labor. a bottle cooler decided it will no longer hold a charge. so they're testing it as i type this to see if they can find the leak. if they can, they might be able to fix it. if they can't, the whole thing is screwed. 

didn't really want to be spending $3-4k on refrigeration while also not doing any sales for 6 weeks, but here we are. thanks, corona.

quotes came back today. $1300 to fix the draft cooler, $1500 for the bottle cooler. i can get a new draft cooler with 2x capacity for $3000 (off-brand but whatever). the bottle cooler, same off-brand, for $1800. 

fuck me.

this is not how i envisioned blowing our reserve fund while we're shut down. but if we don't have working coolers, there's not much of a point in re-opening. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me.

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Reallifehasdied Villager

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It's bullshit that some people can build in accountability prevention into their job despite the fuck ups they make. You said two weeks recovery time and now it's the third week April before it can be weight bearing and my lower leg looks like it was attached by Dr. Frankenstein.  

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DragonSinger Paragon

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck did my governor have to be the dumbest sack of shit who had to steal an election? 

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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1 hour ago, DragonSinger said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck did my governor have to be the dumbest sack of shit who had to steal an election? 

 

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DragonSinger Paragon

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17 minutes ago, Poof said:

hot water finally

i didn't wanna tell you guys that i didn't have hot water for awhile bc I was embarassed

There's no need to be embarrassed unless you live like Nab or Packard. Plenty of folks here have been in the broke as fuck club(myself currently) and can't say nothin' to you.

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2 hours ago, Poof said:

hot water finally

i didn't wanna tell you guys that i didn't have hot water for awhile bc I was embarassed

If you ever need a place to come visit my hot water stays hot for a long time ! It doesn't get super scalding hot but still, 20 minute very warm showers. Fr fr fr

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1 hour ago, DragonSinger said:

There's no need to be embarrassed unless you live like Nab or Packard. Plenty of folks here have been in the broke as fuck club(myself currently) and can't say nothin' to you.

It just took awhile to find a plumber who would come thru

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4 minutes ago, Nablotson said:

If you ever need a place to come visit my hot water stays hot for a long time ! It doesn't get super scalding hot but still, 20 minute very warm showers. Fr fr fr

I'm going to come and smoke w/you after all this

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katt_goddess Monster Mutant

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Had to file for unemployment today with the hopes that we'll be able to reopen in May.

Pissed because if I had known any of this was under consideration, I would have stopped at the grocery store one last time and bought ice cream and pops because why the hell not instead of having an overpriced pizza delivered. Phone call came about an hour after I had already nommed. -.-; Now I want mint ice creams and a 24 pack of coke. 

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Perhaps Smackdown tonight would be a good time for WWE to tell people who don't following wrestling sites that Roman Reigns is playing the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Picture at WrestleMania: THE ARISTOCRATS! ?

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13 hours ago, Seight said:

Perhaps Smackdown tonight would be a good time for WWE to tell people who don't following wrestling sites that Roman Reigns is playing the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Picture at WrestleMania: THE ARISTOCRATS! ?

"Goldberg will now face Braun Strowman for the Universal Title at Wrestlemania!"

That's it, that's the announcement.

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Last night  I was thinking about milking wasps.

Naturally I'd want to know how many I'd need, so I had to know how much venom each could inject.

The answer to that question is anywhere from 1~17+ micrograms.

A microgram is a measurement of weight, not volume.

In order to calculate the volume  I'd have to know the density of wasp venom.

So there's that.

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Gyaos Centurion

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Went shopping, as I was out of food. Got my shit, went to the cashier to have stuff ready and taken out. Once I got in line, this couple took their cart and were right behind me. Not even six feet apart from me. I had beer in my cart.

"Yeah, beer is certainly essential," the man then said out loud. Never mind the fact that I had eggs, bread, assorted meats, rice, and three cans of beans in my (tiny) shopping cart. Never mind the fact that there's an "X" marking where these people should have been standing. They weren't even six feet away from me. I pointed it out to the man and he and his wife looked at me like I insulted both of their parents.

This didn't happen at Walmart, where people are so close that it can make a person's asshole tight. This happened at a mom and pop grocery store that's been around for more than 40 years. There's no point in leisure shopping. You get what you want, get the fuck out, and go home. For fuck's sake, these smooth brains need to get a grip on life. I'm not even thirty years old yet and I have a better handle on life than these chuckleheads did. If someone talks that kind of talk, yet can't be bothered to "stand at the "X" to wait their turn like the paper sign on the door says, then they deserve to get shit on.

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On 4/4/2020 at 6:50 PM, Gyaos said:

Went shopping, as I was out of food. Got my shit, went to the cashier to have stuff ready and taken out. Once I got in line, this couple took their car and were right behind me. Not even six feet apart from me. I had beer in my cart.

"Yeah, beer is certainly essential," the man them said out loud. Never mind the fact that I had eggs, bread, assorted meats, rice, and three cans of beans in my (tiny) shopping cart. Never mind the fact that there's an "X" marking where these people should have been standing. They weren't even six feet away from me. I pointed it out to the man and he and his wife looked at me like I insulted both of their parents.

This didn't happen at Walmart, where people are so close that it can make a person's asshole tight. This happened at a mom and pop grocery store that's been around for more than 40 years. There's no point in leisure shopping. You get what you want, get the fuck out, and go home. For fuck's sake, these smooth brains need to get a grip on life. I'm not even thirty years old yet and I have a better handle on life than these chuckleheads did. If someone talks that kind of talk, yet can't be bothered to "stand at the "X" to wait their turn like the paper sign on the door says, then they deserve to get shit on.

Ooohhh noooo I would have lost my entire shit at those people.  

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SwimModSponges Monster Mutant

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Y'ever lift up the toilet seat and start peeing, only you didn't quite get the toilet seat 100% perfect and it falls back down after a second? 

So now  you're reflexively trying to grab it before it crosses your stream, and now you're flapping piss everywhere and you don't catch it anyways and it crashes down loudly?

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Chapinator_X Hero

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It’s good to still be working, but being on an 8 hour Zoom call has given corporate some very funny ideas about having us work overtime for free. In fact, I’ve had a number of days where I just end up working 45 minutes to an hour extra for diddly dick. Nice. Brilliant. A+++. 

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Chapinator_X Hero

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1 hour ago, Chapinator-800 said:

It’s good to still be working, but being on an 8 hour Zoom call has given corporate some very funny ideas about having us work overtime for free. In fact, I’ve had a number of days where I just end up working 45 minutes to an hour extra for diddly dick. Nice. Brilliant. A+++. 

Make that two hours. Fuck an extra 15 minutes to a 30 minute lunchtime. You’ll have to do better than that shit.

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SwimModSponges Monster Mutant

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I bought a large package of cheap beer last time I was able to hit the grocery store. 

Forgot to look at the alcohol content. 

Had like six of these guys last night, did almost nothing for me besides making me get out of bed and pee three or four times through the night. 

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I hate this place.  I only come back here to throw bricks at the window when I'm bored and there's nothing going on at better forums.  It's not worth thought or effort beyond that.  Neither are you.

I hate that I'm actually so bored today that I'm posting in this gimmick thread.

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8 hours ago, Deemz said:

I hate this place.  I only come back here to throw bricks at the window when I'm bored and there's nothing going on at better forums.  It's not worth thought or effort beyond that.  Neither are you.

I hate that I'm actually so bored today that I'm posting in this gimmick thread.

Better forums?

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19 hours ago, Deemz said:

I hate this place.  I only come back here to throw bricks at the window when I'm bored and there's nothing going on at better forums.  It's not worth thought or effort beyond that.  Neither are you.

I hate that I'm actually so bored today that I'm posting in this gimmick thread.

Ah, such a shame to hear that 4chan's boring ☹️

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They replaced the hosts on the great British baking show in the 2017 season.

Holy shit i hate this new guy. 

I knew i recognized him, hes from the might boosh.

What the fuck tou doing around cake?

Previous host was so much better.

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3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

What are you hiding baking powder.

It's hiding baking soda and sodium aluminum sulfate, chaperoned by corn starch so they don't get busy before marriage in your mixing bowl.  Add water and voila!  Sea monkeys CO2 babies!

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Seight Monster Mutant

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I haven't been watching WWE but I agree with Brandon Stroud when he says its weird for your program to spend its last 20 minutes saying said endeavor is stupid.

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It is so infuriating hearing/watching people tell someone that they are going to do something and then, IMMEDIATELY, do what they said they weren't going to do.  "I'll stop doing this/cut back on that" but go back to their old habits.  You can't complain about not feeling well or about having to take a multitude of medicines if you're actively working against improvement.

I hate that I cut my finger doing yard work and I have no idea how.  How did I cut my finger with gloves on?!?!  :RoboAngry:

Snakes also need to fuck right off!!

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wacky1980 Freakin Mutant

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spending all weekend gathering data and packaging it into a grant application seems like a pretty valid use of your time.

til the application is declined, anyways.

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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No but for real, where the fuck is my unemployment $ this is crazy, the shit app and site don't even work how is it down six hours every night for processing payments, whose payments, not mine

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