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If you were an Olympic athlete which games would you win


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2 hours ago, Ginguy said:

 

Hmmmm.

For me it would be Fencing and I dunno about winter, maybe curling?

 

taekwondo

its my ultimate fantasy to use taekwondo, to achieve maximum self-actualization in a sport would be so enthralling, 

and taekwondo makes me feel one with an inner energy and spirit.

Edited by mumbojummie13
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Are we talking regular Olympics or special Olympics?
I have to be honest, I don't think I could win anything in the regular Olympics.  I could probably beat some handicap people, though.

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17 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said:

If stalking was an Olympic event, you'd win the gold medal for sure.

It's called internet research. Stalking is when you just start following somebody on the sidewalk without even being considerate enough to learn a darn thing about her. 

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badminton.....I've never played, but I have no respect for the sport and so, assume I can defeat people who have spent their whole lives training to win a medal in it...

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I was a swimmer in high school, and two years in college. Maybe I'd stand a chance there.

Nah, I wouldn't. I was almost always in second or third place. Not really something I can brag about.

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I've done a pretty good job at keeping my identity secret up to this point but you guys have had the 3x gold medalist for under water basket weaving in your presence this whole time

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