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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Fuck she wants to go to Tableside Italian Cook Shoppe on Friday

    Cheap bastard. 😆
  2. The hottest chick messaged me on fetlife

    It is inevitable. Only a matter of time.
  3. You can watch It (2017) on demand if you have Cinemax

    But none ever have. Or will. That's what you always cry about in your threads, anyway.
  4. Zenigundam is...

    New Jersey
  5. Do you think Cookie Crisp should go back to Chip the Dog?

    Nah. Go back to the Cookie Crook. Fuck that dog and wolf.
  6. Zenigundam is...

    Zenigundam- living proof that the 'pull out' method of birth control doesn't work
  7. Did anyone else used to get an adrenaline rush

    All that cheap pisswater is finally rotting your brain. Way to go, dingus.
  8. I don't have a clue what this is about.

    Sure they are. Don't you remember back when you were... Oh. No. No, I guess you wouldn't. Well, hell. You never have made out with anyone... And Rebecca doesn't count.
  9. I don't have a clue what this is about.

    Nah, they're making out with their teen boyfriends, while you sit at home and rub another one out into your crusty cum sock.
  10. 2000s Zeni vs. 2010s Zeni

    This happened to you back in the day. Hahahahaha!! Did you piss your pants, too? It's ok. We already know you did.
  11. I don't have a clue what this is about.

    Can't stop the plop.
  12. My video to da board

    Hey, now. What did Rerun ever do to you to deserve such shame?
  13. Post pictures of your pets!

  14. Girls in MH military chat be like

    I see she's ready for the Star Trek convention...