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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Did your family call it Vick's salve? That's what my parents and grandparents always called it.
  2. It's just you and the crazy cat lady, isn't it?
  3. You want to be ogled by sailors? Or be 'Queen for a Day'?
  4. Well, then, he shall sit there, quietly and proudly, under his shower of hippo shit. ☹
  5. You know, I bet he regretted his decision the first time that hippo took a shit.
  6. Aw, bless your little heart. I'd just as soon vote for Bobby Boucher.
  7. Nah. Done on the outside, raw and cold on the inside.
  8. The Noid should wreck your toaster oven. You know, crimes against humanity and whatnot.
  9. Then by all means, go forth, be fruitful and multiply.
  10. I think I heard he said it was "all about the rippin' and the tearin'." Maybe it was someone else saying they were going to rip off his head, shit down his neck, and tear him a new asshole. Too much of the he said, she said crap to keep everything straight.
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