UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 3/27/2024 at 8:15 PM, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I have a date on Friday with a different guy. I'm actually pretty interested in him, compared to the guy I went out with last week. Guy last week was really sweet and kind, like a golden retriever. Guy I'm going out with this Friday is more of a Doberman. Here's to hoping I don't get murdered. @André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 3/30/2024 at 11:08 AM, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Sooo, date went well. Didn't get murdered...well I may have by the d. But that's a long story. 😅 Reveal hidden contents BDSM is so fun. 🤭 @André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Soooooo. There are no other doggy denotes for dingaling....just the 2... Got it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Thinking about these guys I keep running into on classic Halo 2. Seems they have marinated long enough and one was losing his mind. ILoveHappyEndings.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I might legit buy a plushie machine....but I don't want have to constantly buy refrigerant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I remember when Viagra first came out - in order to get a prescription for it, one had to undergo cardiac screening, including possible clearance from a cardiologist, to insure that one was healthy enough to use it with minimal risk of dire consequences. Now, one can just call a number on the TV or go to a website, and hey presto! All the erectile assistance one could ever ask for. Did it actually turn out to be that safe, or did profit and boners turn out to be more important? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: I might legit buy a plushie machine....but I don't want have to constantly buy refrigerant How auto correct make me sound like a dumbass daily....I typed slushie you piece of shit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 How life can really swerve. Frank Meeink (aka Francis Steven Bertoline), the former Neo-Nazi who "American History X" was based upon, found out through a DNA test that he's 2.4% Ashkenazi Jew. He is now a practicing Orthodox Jew. He took the test because someone said he looked Jewish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (edited) Never will I decide to tie dye 30 shirts at once. I look like I'm part of the blue man group. Edited April 7 by UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 On 4/6/2024 at 10:27 AM, mthor said: I remember when Viagra first came out - in order to get a prescription for it, one had to undergo cardiac screening, including possible clearance from a cardiologist, to insure that one was healthy enough to use it with minimal risk of dire consequences. Now, one can just call a number on the TV or go to a website, and hey presto! All the erectile assistance one could ever ask for. Did it actually turn out to be that safe, or did profit and boners turn out to be more important? Me working at a cardiology office, patients still call and ask if they're okay to take. Also ask if the docs will prescribe it. I try to hold back my giggles because it's still funny thinking old people having sex. I'm still 12. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 10 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Me working at a cardiology office, patients still call and ask if they're okay to take. Also ask if the docs will prescribe it. I try to hold back my giggles because it's still funny thinking old people having sex. I'm still 12. I worked in family practice for ten years. Fridays were the worst - every geriatric dude in the county calling to see if we had Viagra or Cialis samples because Medicare would only cover 5 a month. You're 75 - how much sex do you actually need? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I just told my 8 year old nephew that “I used to be a teenager a long time ago”, and now I has a sad. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 3 hours ago, mthor said: I worked in family practice for ten years. Fridays were the worst - every geriatric dude in the county calling to see if we had Viagra or Cialis samples because Medicare would only cover 5 a month. You're 75 - how much sex do you actually need? I hear nursing homes are teeming with STDs...you say how much do they need....I say when your family abandons you, wtf else you gonna do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Update, the 30+ tshirts are complete. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (edited) 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: I hear nursing homes are teeming with STDs...you say how much do they need....I say when your family abandons you, wtf else you gonna do Not nursing homes, retirement communities and assisted living facilities. We had kind of a mini epidemic of chlamydia at one of the local facilities - somebody picked it up someplace, and the gent who was servicing half the widows in the complex shared the wealth. It's kind of awkward, having a conversation about safe sex with somebody who was born before WWII. Edited April 8 by mthor 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 2 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Update, the 30+ tshirts are complete. You do excellent work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: You do excellent work. Thank you!!! That means alot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 Strawberry Bubly sparkling water is absolutely disgusting. Why did I buy an 8-pack of it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 FullSizeRender.mov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 I can't believe this shirt I'm wearing is over 23 years old 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Virtually nothing ruins a video game faster than super-long cutscenes that can’t be skipped. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 There is nothing quite like a long walk to clear the mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Spending around 3 hours level grinding in an RPG, only to have my entire party wiped out because the game is turn-based and it wouldn’t give a single one of my characters a turn. Also, I didn’t save my game once while I was doing this….. Heheheheheh……I’m okay…..I really am….. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 I would like to thank the tiny germ monsters for giving me the stomach bug. Puking for 24 hours has been awesome. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Sleep backwards is peels 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 I’m a little ashamed to admit that I’ve become somewhat addicted to unboxing videos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 12 Author Share Posted April 12 What I don't get are all these businesses involved with Ohtani who are too cheap to contract their own translators for these huge deals or transactions. I feel like once you're dealing with a certain level of money, you need someone else in the room who speaks the same language as the client besides the one translator. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Hey @Insipid can I ask you a question. Ok so there's these ramen add ins that's being sold on social media now. The little swirly things, as far as I've ever known, are fish cakes.....but I've noticed people calling it Naruto or narutomaki. Is that an actual name for it, or is that some weeby ass Western shit because 'duuuh, ameenay cartunes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 18 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Hey @Insipid can I ask you a question. Ok so there's these ramen add ins that's being sold on social media now. The little swirly things, as far as I've ever known, are fish cakes.....but I've noticed people calling it Naruto or narutomaki. Is that an actual name for it, or is that some weeby ass Western shit because 'duuuh, ameenay cartunes' No, they are called that in Japanese. maki means spiral. There are the Naruto whirlpools, which is where the anime and the food gets their name. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_whirlpools 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Watching Duckman as an adult has given me a new appreciation for this show. I loved it as a kid because it was crude, but I didn't "get" it. Now I can see a lot of shit I never picked up on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Have you ever been walking through the store and thought to yourself "Oh god, what if the 'purple stuff' in that old Sunny Delight commercial was Fabuloso" or is it just me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I love it when people think they’re insulting me, but all they’re actually doing is irritating the shit out of me. Insignificant rodents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 (edited) Autism Awareness Walk today. American Heart Association walk tomorrow. Idk why I'm complaining rn when I walk more at Disney world than I do in a year. Edited April 13 by UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Just when I thought I finally have a chance to do laundry at home for once the washing machine is broken 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Undercover Triad polygon failed to read me my Miranda rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I didn’t think clubs like the NY Athletic Club existed anymore. (Some friends and I went to see a judo tournament there). You need a collared shirt and blazer to even get through the front door, and you need a sponsor to get membership. Also the place has an in-house restaurant and lounge, and is famous for training tons of Olympic athletes. It did result in a funny scene, the boys and I all dressed with nice shirts and suit jackets going through the lobby while a bunch of spectators in jeans were all shuffled into the laundry elevator to get to where the tournament was being held. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) The shit has definitely hit the fan Edited April 14 by -Kudasai- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 People don’t understand why I stay up so late. It’s incredibly simple. The late night hours are my break from all the bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Can't stop thinking about the time the Animorphs Spoiler came to the conclusion that their only option to prevent a global catastrophe was to commit a terrorist attack that would definitely kill hundreds of innocent people, had an extended discussion on whether or not it would be morally acceptable, then successfully bombed a train full of captive civilians. That book was wild. Probably one of the best in the series, which is actually a high bar. ........ @ghostrek You should read Animorphs. They're basically like reading Star Trek for a younger demographic, but it doesn't shy away from getting into the weeds on heavy subjects. It's darker than Star Trek by a pretty significant margin and handled maturely, so it being aimed at children shouldn't have much impact on enjoyment as long as you're okay with some goofy Saturday morning cartoon dialogue. I haven't seen DS9 yet, but I've heard it's a little more serialized than TNG and if that's true, Animorphs would probably be more like DS9 than TNG. Most books are pretty standalone in their story, but there's enough progression from one to the next that they should be read in order. Long series, fairly short books, easy reads. If you prefer audiobooks, Audible has all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 4 hours ago, naraku360 said: Can't stop thinking about the time the Animorphs Hide contents came to the conclusion that their only option to prevent a global catastrophe was to commit a terrorist attack that would definitely kill hundreds of innocent people, had an extended discussion on whether or not it would be morally acceptable, then successfully bombed a train full of captive civilians. That book was wild. Probably one of the best in the series, which is actually a high bar. ........ @ghostrek You should read Animorphs. They're basically like reading Star Trek for a younger demographic, but it doesn't shy away from getting into the weeds on heavy subjects. It's darker than Star Trek by a pretty significant margin and handled maturely, so it being aimed at children shouldn't have much impact on enjoyment as long as you're okay with some goofy Saturday morning cartoon dialogue. I haven't seen DS9 yet, but I've heard it's a little more serialized than TNG and if that's true, Animorphs would probably be more like DS9 than TNG. Most books are pretty standalone in their story, but there's enough progression from one to the next that they should be read in order. Long series, fairly short books, easy reads. If you prefer audiobooks, Audible has all of them. Yeah I'm not familiar as a reader I knew a lot of people who read those books it was a popular book series to do book reports back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Just now, ghostrek said: Yeah I'm not familiar as a reader I knew a lot of people who read those books it was a popular book series to do book reports back in the day Might have to check it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: Yeah I'm not familiar as a reader I knew a lot of people who read those books it was a popular book series to do book reports back in the day I was a little too young for them. I would've been getting old enough right around the time they ended. I remember attempting to read one, but got confused by all the sci-fi terms. The fact Animorphs wasn't very controversy compared to Pokemon and Harry Potter is remarkable and shows how little the people up in arms over those actually knew about what kids were consuming. Animorphs is much, much more violent, and graphic, than either of those. Significantly more insightful, though, given it's basically Star Trek to the point of frequent references to it but with more of a central focus on a guerrilla war and the psychological impacts. It's probably right up your alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Decided I'm over dating apps. After failed Doberman and kinda failing retriever, I think I'm over dating. Better luck next year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 18 hours ago, naraku360 said: The fact Animorphs wasn't very controversy compared to Pokemon and Harry Potter is remarkable and shows how little the people up in arms over those actually knew about what kids were consuming. Animorphs is much, much more violent, and graphic, than either of those. Significantly more insightful, though, given it's basically Star Trek to the point of frequent references to it but with more of a central focus on a guerrilla war and the psychological impacts. Yeah I'm I'm surprised a lot more series are more controversial but aren't despite the fact they are in fact due moral upheaval do to some very religious gruops. Plus people with way too much time on their hands and seeing evil around every corner can overlook some things I don't know how but they're looking for you at any spot they can they find the lowest hanging fruit which isn't necessary evil. How you describing this book series it seems very DS9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 I'd like to thank John Calipari for gifting me the sentence "WE GOT A CROATIAN NOW!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 I really don't like how hostile America is to pedestrians in public design. It's one thing I miss about Japan; you can walk just about anywhere and no one will think you're a weirdo or broke or whatever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 9 hours ago, ghostrek said: Yeah I'm I'm surprised a lot more series are more controversial but aren't despite the fact they are in fact due moral upheaval do to some very religious gruops. Plus people with way too much time on their hands and seeing evil around every corner can overlook some things I don't know how but they're looking for you at any spot they can they find the lowest hanging fruit which isn't necessary evil. How you describing this book series it seems very DS9 Animorphs is really good at diving into morality and making it digestible to kids, but if those same parents had read it, it would've been very controversial. Well... assuming they actually cared about violence, and weren't just mad about magic and witchcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 How a lot of things are so incredibly difficult until they’re not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Ugh...Red Wings missed the playoff again this just fucking hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I don't even have snapchat, but I guess Batman wants to be my friend. 🤷♂️ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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