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[classic swim]

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    Phone battery every conceivable fucking time you wanna jack off.
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    ghostrek tied him up and forced him to eat cheeseburgers when suggesting to stop using ai.
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    Died in Paper Mario and said “it’s laborious!”
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    Was originally in the live action Scooby Doo movie where he fights Scrappy Rex.
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    Waited until night time to do this to ghostrek.
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    Was waiting in line at Cici’s Pizza when ghostrek crawled on the ground to put his head between Kudasai’s legs.
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    Claimed Mr. Hoonie took his wallet when he took me and Raptorpat to the Pizza Hut buffet.
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    Went to Burger King and got chocolate malt ball candies after asking for whoppers.
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    You could imagine my DVD collection’s out the wazoo, so I apparently had one unopened Blu-ray all along from the video store over a decade ago. I hold out hope the code still works because I definitely didn’t buy in 2014.
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    Roses are red, Kudasai shaved his hair,
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    Hugged Mike Francesa outside a grocery store in Roslyn, New York.
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    I have to get myself in the mood to use a tank more often than me actually wanting to use it. I could use an RPG, grenades, satchel charges all on foot... or I can drive around in this giant block that’s slow as shit to maneuver.
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    Chili and sangria.
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    Had to ask people around the pharmacy what twerking meant.
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    @ghostrekBecause you wiggled your penis across his face unprovoked
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    Was the one who left me a drunken voicemail about Porky’s butthole.
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    Was in charge of catering for Mr. Meaty.
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    Was in the mini van with Still Me & LB when LB squinted his eyes like a fat mole to unleash a dozen hot fudge sundaes in his underwear.
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    Was chased by an angry goose in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.
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    He has to be 'Elf actor' because Friday and San Andreas aren’t white enough for MSN reports. He was in Elf for 21 seconds.
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    Got Faizon Love held in contempt of court by reciting Sweet Johnson quotes.
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    Was in Bakersfield, California in April 2021 selling cupcakes.
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    He’s just like a chicken in the casino.
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