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The_annoying_one

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    Bought a couple of Hawaiian shirts, only to throw them against the wall in a fit of rage when the tags all said “Made in Korea”.
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    Obsession -8.5/10 The single most delightfully twisted movie I’ve seen in a long time, and I mean that in the best possible way. Not perfect, but I really enjoyed it.
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    Spaghetti.
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    Still don’t know yet. Probably either Obsession or Backrooms.
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    I just got invited to go see a movie tonight, and I have no idea what movie. I want to go, but I kind of don’t want to go.
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    Waters down peanut butter before making a sandwich with it.
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    Once had a gig as Neil Diamond‘s tour bus driver.
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    Throws turtle shells at the cars in front of him on the highway.
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    Saw George Washington at a 7-11 in Austin, Texas.
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    About to put a couple of hamburger patties on the skillet and maybe eat a can of corn with them.
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    Wrote a letter to David Letterman, asking if the space between his teeth was up for rent.
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    Why has almost every funeral I’ve ever attended led to some asshole spreading a disrespectful opinion about things that have nothing to do with them? Do people really just suck that much?
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    Went to Wendy’s and asked them for their best tips for unclogging a toilet.
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    Captain D’s in a little bit. I’m not paying for it this time, so that’s good.
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    Uses cayenne pepper in place of deodorant most days.
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    Convinced Tipper Gore to slap the “Parental Advisory” sticker on almost all good music.
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    Well, they don’t call this the UnevenEdge Message Boreds for nothing.
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    Was a stunt double in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
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    Threw a rock at his TV when he realized The Angry Beavers was a kids’ show.
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    About to microwave a can of beef stew and pretty much just call it a night.
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    Somehow knows how to make a shadow puppet of Rutherford B. Hayes.
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    Is trying to revive Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
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