Tricolor

Something about your ATM pin number, I don't know...whatevs

Daaaaammmmmnnn

Tom Hanks accent made my penis soft

Nice outhouse you're hauling!👍

Yup, smells like it

I thought I went into a vortex once while on a dmt binge. Turns out it was a manhole. And not the soft, moist kind.

I threw my back out juicing oranges😐

Orrrr..hear me out....the woof!eh?

Has Jackie Chan ever done a cart wheel, pooped at the zenith of the cartwheel and then kicked the poop at the oncoming ninja janitor? I haven't seen all of his movies so I'm not sure.

Last I heard, they were breaking their necks climbing milk crates....

Those motherguckers lied to me!

I'm an apostrophe!