jezebelthenun Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) The lid came off in one piece and it was completely clean. Not a speck of yogurt on it. Now I'm afraid something terrible is about to happen. Edited July 31, 2020 by jezebelthenun 1 1
Mix Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 it's one of life's little miracles like when you realize you're about to come too fast and you pull out and she says, "just come on my back, I just did the sheets"
new_disease Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 I don't believe it like when people say they perfectly peeled an orange in one piece 😤it doesn't happen
discolé monade Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 i have always been leary of clean yogurt lids.
PerfectFlowingHair Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Pic or gtfo You know she could just lick it clean first...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, PerfectFlowingHair said: You know she could just lick it clean first... Of all the stupid shit jez could lie about and the stupid shit she could go through to try and "prove" it... 😆
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 I don't care if you guys don't believe me. Taco saw it. Bad yoplait juju up in here.
resurrected Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said: I don't care if you guys don't believe me. Taco saw it. Bad yoplait juju up in here. I believe you. 2020 is not the year for clean yogurt lids.
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, resurrected said: I believe you. 2020 is not the year for clean yogurt lids. Never a truer statement
scoobdog Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Just another reason why yogurt should be avoided at all costs.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: And the day was all downhill from there. Do the name change thing! I suppose I've already demonstrated I can't be trusted to do it myself. Cause I was about to ask why i can't.
BlackNoir Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Ever pull that lint carpet off the dryer filter in one go.....I love it. 1
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: ill eat it for you The 4 year old devoured the jujuyog. So far, he seems no more possessed than usual. Fingers crossed. 1
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Lasty said: Why are you afraid of things going well? When all of your luck goes into a yogurt lid, you have no choice but to accept impending doom.
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Radical Left said: Ever pull that lint carpet off the dryer filter in one go.....I love it. Oooh, or when you get a piece of plastic wrap from the roll and it doesn't fold over into itself. *Shudders* Edited August 1, 2020 by jezebelthenun
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 the last time i had greek yogurt and i tried opening it up, it splattered all over my face like a horny college student
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 @Naraku4656 That's pretty much the expectation.
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said: @Naraku4656 That's pretty much the expectation. now try explaining in an environment of a corporate office of a Fortune 50 company why your shirt looks like you blew someone in a bathroom. that was my day
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 I mean, if someone looks at you funny, just make the universal BJ hand/mouth movement while making intense eye contact. That'll solve your pesky job problem right quick. Or just say, "Yogurt" and shrug. Options. 1
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, jezebelthenun said: I mean, if someone looks at you funny, just make the universal BJ hand/mouth movement while making intense eye contact. That'll solve your pesky job problem right quick. Or just say, "Yogurt" and shrug. Options. as I recall, I just said it was yogurt. but boy was that not a fun day
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cau said: Slurpin' on moist Gogurt is radical, Gramps. I'm a fan of crusty gogurt myself.
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Posted August 1, 2020 Moist doesn't bother me. I think I just hate slurping sounds, so the word instantly makes me less happy. I'm a Gramps now.
André Toulon Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) I yogurts like a grown man. Bigger than your head Edited August 1, 2020 by André Toulon
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