jezebelthenun Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) The lid came off in one piece and it was completely clean. Not a speck of yogurt on it. Now I'm afraid something terrible is about to happen. Edited July 31, 2020 by jezebelthenun 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Pic or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 I sense a plot to destroy the Jezi..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 it's one of life's little miracles like when you realize you're about to come too fast and you pull out and she says, "just come on my back, I just did the sheets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I don't believe it like when people say they perfectly peeled an orange in one piece 😤it doesn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 i have always been leary of clean yogurt lids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectFlowingHair Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Pic or gtfo You know she could just lick it clean first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, PerfectFlowingHair said: You know she could just lick it clean first... Of all the stupid shit jez could lie about and the stupid shit she could go through to try and "prove" it... 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 I don't care if you guys don't believe me. Taco saw it. Bad yoplait juju up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said: I don't care if you guys don't believe me. Taco saw it. Bad yoplait juju up in here. I believe you. 2020 is not the year for clean yogurt lids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 How is that possible or legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, resurrected said: I believe you. 2020 is not the year for clean yogurt lids. Never a truer statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 And the day was all downhill from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Just another reason why yogurt should be avoided at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: And the day was all downhill from there. Do the name change thing! I suppose I've already demonstrated I can't be trusted to do it myself. Cause I was about to ask why i can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 ill eat it for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 You Dead, Yo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Why are you afraid of things going well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Ever pull that lint carpet off the dryer filter in one go.....I love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: ill eat it for you The 4 year old devoured the jujuyog. So far, he seems no more possessed than usual. Fingers crossed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Lasty said: Why are you afraid of things going well? When all of your luck goes into a yogurt lid, you have no choice but to accept impending doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Radical Left said: Ever pull that lint carpet off the dryer filter in one go.....I love it. Oooh, or when you get a piece of plastic wrap from the roll and it doesn't fold over into itself. *Shudders* Edited August 1, 2020 by jezebelthenun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 the last time i had greek yogurt and i tried opening it up, it splattered all over my face like a horny college student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 @Naraku4656 That's pretty much the expectation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said: @Naraku4656 That's pretty much the expectation. now try explaining in an environment of a corporate office of a Fortune 50 company why your shirt looks like you blew someone in a bathroom. that was my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 I mean, if someone looks at you funny, just make the universal BJ hand/mouth movement while making intense eye contact. That'll solve your pesky job problem right quick. Or just say, "Yogurt" and shrug. Options. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, jezebelthenun said: I mean, if someone looks at you funny, just make the universal BJ hand/mouth movement while making intense eye contact. That'll solve your pesky job problem right quick. Or just say, "Yogurt" and shrug. Options. as I recall, I just said it was yogurt. but boy was that not a fun day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I only slurp Gogurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 The word slurp is atrocious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Slurpin' on moist Gogurt is radical, Gramps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cau said: Slurpin' on moist Gogurt is radical, Gramps. I'm a fan of crusty gogurt myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 Moist doesn't bother me. I think I just hate slurping sounds, so the word instantly makes me less happy. I'm a Gramps now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 *skateboards away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Cau said: *skateboards away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) I yogurts like a grown man. Bigger than your head Edited August 1, 2020 by André Toulon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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