Lasty Posted July 7, 2020 Posted July 7, 2020 I'd be pretty upset, like, why are you making me do this? It's gross. 1
Poof Posted July 7, 2020 Posted July 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said: I just watched that 2 days ago. Amazing.
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Posted July 7, 2020 Probably the pan-seared salmon fillets with garlic, chives, butter and lemon sauce I ate just now.
cyberbully Posted July 7, 2020 Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) I'll have to pop my food cherry with an apple pie....American Pie said that's the was to go..... Was the pie in American Pie apple......I guess I just always assumed it was...You know, American as apple pie and shit....To Google...AWAY!!! Edited July 7, 2020 by cyberbully 1
panic Posted July 7, 2020 Author Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: I'll have to pop my food cherry with an apple pie....American Pie said that's the was to go..... I feel like cherry pie would've actually made more sense.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 7, 2020 Posted July 7, 2020 Well I touched on this in that spaghetti monster thread. I don't think I'd mind fucking spaghetti.. Though maybe ravioli would work better for me.
Seight Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 5 hours ago, cyberbully said: I'll have to pop my food cherry with an apple pie....American Pie said that's the was to go..... Was the pie in American Pie apple......I guess I just always assumed it was...You know, American as apple pie and shit....To Google...AWAY!!! "We'll just tell your mom we ate it."
SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 We get to fuck the entire meal? Appetizer- oysters (duh), duck pâté en terrine Soup- chicken and wild rice Main course- prime rib served blue rare and finely sliced, baked sweet potato, spaghetti squash Desert- baked Alaska. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 A KFC double down so I could say I put my dick between some chick's breasts. 1 1
Le Guignon Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 Mattar paneer. It would burn...and the actual act?...idek.
Vamped Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 I guess I'd just sit in an elaborately decorated cake. 1
Seight Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: A KFC double down so I could say I put my dick between some chick's breasts. I'm actually kinda mad I didn't come up with that now. 1
NNN Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 On 7/7/2020 at 11:46 AM, panic said: ❔ that's a waste of food... cream of corn would do it for me. i can't stand that stuff, so throwing it away afterwards wouldn't bother me excessively.
new_disease Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 Does it have to be a full meal? If I'm going to do such a thing I figure it'll be a pair of hot dog buns or something. Seems more practical considering dude anatomy.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 21 hours ago, Vamped said: I guess I'd just sit in an elaborately decorated cake. And then you pop out of it at some dude's bachelor party.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Seight said: I'm actually kinda mad I didn't come up with that now. You're probably more of an ass man, huh? 1
Vamped Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: And then you pop out of it at some dude's bachelor party. well ... no
nameraka Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 what happens if it isn't satisfied with my performance?
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