How do you feel if a grown man has you over for sex, and then offers you capri sun as a beverage?

[Poof]

jw

[PhilosipherStoned]

Doesn't it come in better containers these days. I mean I dont sex men, but now that I think about it.. Capri sun pouch in one hand...boob in the other. If that's not bliss I don't know what is. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Change "man" to "woman" and I can dig it.

[lupin_bebop]

.............Fuck it, some old ball are getting fondled.

[Poof]

17 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Doesn't it come in better containers these days. I mean I dont sex men, but now that I think about it.. Capri sun pouch in one hand...boob in the other. If that's not bliss I don't know what is. 

it was capri sun like that but he put it in a glass w/fancy ice cubes

[Poof]

26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Change "man" to "woman" and I can dig it.

yea obviously whoever youre going off to fuck

[Poof]

25 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

.............Fuck it, some old ball are getting fondled.

mmmmm I love old men

[stilgar]

Appriciated.

[StarPanda]

It would be cool

[Naraku4656]

can i just have the capri sun and not have sex with the old man

[Poof]

30 minutes ago, StarPanda said:

It would be cool

yea jw it's almost too much tho

[Poof]

10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

can i just have the capri sun and not have sex with the old man

is 33 old man?

[Naraku4656]

10 minutes ago, Poof said:

is 33 old man?

no

[Distortedreasoning]

just want you to be hydrated for the sex a thon. 

[Vamped]

I mean .... clearly Im gonna drink it and have sex

[lupin_bebop]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

mmmmm I love old men

I see we are on the same page, then.

[Poof]

26 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

no

then you dont have to have sex w/an old man

[Poof]

18 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I mean .... clearly Im gonna drink it and have sex

yea I did I just thought it might be alil immature idk like cmon ya know?

 

[Poof]

24 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

just want you to be hydrated for the sex a thon. 

yea it not really like that anyway

[Poof]

7 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

I see we are on the same page, then.

so what what do u want?

[Satou Kazuma]

Hold up, what flavor for Capri sun?

[JeNewBee]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

jw

Check ID and is the mustache real?

Sounds like a trap

As in someone is trying to get you in trouble with the law

[Distortedreasoning]

10 minutes ago, Poof said:

yea it not really like that anyway

oh. then i got nothing lol 

[Mix]

we're either in a comfortable situation orrrrrrr i'm the jump off, he's not putting thought into me

[molarbear]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

it was capri sun like that but he put it in a glass w/fancy ice cubes

 

[InsaneFox]

Wonder if that’s what I need to do to get laid... capri suns for everybody!

[BlackNoir]

I mean, in these times, maybe that's all that was left.

Did you see some other shit on the shelf you wanted instead....Just ask for it.....Don't know how bad he's struggling, but I'll up some alcohol for sex unless all I had was Capri Sun.

 

[Vamped]

9 hours ago, Poof said:

yea I did I just thought it might be alil immature idk like cmon ya know?

 

I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so 

[DragonSinger]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so 

You're not alone. I still buy them, but I'll offer real juice to people when they come over.

[Ric]

Will he put the straw in for me? Cause otherwise...

[Cau]

I'm only 12 so I'd call the police.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

13 hours ago, Poof said:

yea I did I just thought it might be alil immature idk like cmon ya know?

 

Some possibilities other than man-child (some worse than others):

Single dad, has a bunch for when his kid(s) come over, feels he can spare some on you.

Not-single dad, cheating on his wife with you.

[Poof]

15 hours ago, stilgar said:

Appriciated.

fair

[Poof]

14 hours ago, Satou Kazuma said:

Hold up, what flavor for Capri sun?

i don't remember. like I said it was in a glass not the pouch

[Poof]

39 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Some possibilities other than man-child (some worse than others):

Single dad, has a bunch for when his kid(s) come over, feels he can spare some on you.

Not-single dad, cheating on his wife with you.

no its manchild

[Poof]

44 minutes ago, Cau said:

I'm only 12 so I'd call the police.

I know get out all my threads 18+ only

[Poof]

2 hours ago, Ric said:

Will he put the straw in for me? Cause otherwise...

yes I was like that too then he took it, stuck the straw in, squeezed it upside down, and it all shot out the straw pretty perfectly into the glass

[Poof]

4 hours ago, Vamped said:

I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so 

oops nvm then

Edited March 20, 2020 by Poof

[Poof]

12 hours ago, Radical Left said:

I mean, in these times, maybe that's all that was left.

Did you see some other shit on the shelf you wanted instead....Just ask for it.....Don't know how bad he's struggling, but I'll up some alcohol for sex unless all I had was Capri Sun.

 

There was other stuff. It was the first drink he offered me. And it was a very well stocked place hes kinda rich. There was good alcohol actually lots of options but there was patron so

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Fine with me, but leave it in the fucking pouch and I WILL INSERT THE STRAW

[stilgar]

Rogue is gonna sound somebody.

[GuyBeardmane]

There's like a shit ton of alcoholic Capri Suns out there.  "Pre-mixed drink pouches."

[Gyaos]

Depends. What flavor(s) does he have?

[TacoTuesday]

sippy time?

[TacoTuesday]

 

[TacoTuesday]

 

did he look at you like this when he asked if you wanted a capri sun?

[Poof]

19 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

There's like a shit ton of alcoholic Capri Suns out there.  "Pre-mixed drink pouches."

I thought about that when he put it in a glass but it was regular

[Poof]

19 hours ago, Gyaos said:

Depends. What flavor(s) does he have?

i don't remember they all taste the same anyway

[Poof]

2 hours ago, TacoTuesday said:

 

I'd lick michael cera's ass

[Poof]

2 hours ago, TacoTuesday said:

 

did he look at you like this when he asked if you wanted a capri sun?

yes