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How do you feel if a grown man has you over for sex, and then offers you capri sun as a beverage?

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17 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Doesn't it come in better containers these days. I mean I dont sex men, but now that I think about it.. Capri sun pouch in one hand...boob in the other. If that's not bliss I don't know what is. 

it was capri sun like that but he put it in a glass w/fancy ice cubes

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26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Change "man" to "woman" and I can dig it.

yea obviously whoever youre going off to fuck

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25 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

.............Fuck it, some old ball are getting fondled.

mmmmm I love old men

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10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

can i just have the capri sun and not have sex with the old man

is 33 old man?

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18 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I mean .... clearly Im gonna drink it and have sex

yea I did I just thought it might be alil immature idk like cmon ya know?

 

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24 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

just want you to be hydrated for the sex a thon. 

yea it not really like that anyway

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I mean, in these times, maybe that's all that was left.

Did you see some other shit on the shelf you wanted instead....Just ask for it.....Don't know how bad he's struggling, but I'll up some alcohol for sex unless all I had was Capri Sun.

 

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9 hours ago, Poof said:

yea I did I just thought it might be alil immature idk like cmon ya know?

 

I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so 

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so 

Image result for drinking caprisun gif

You're not alone. I still buy them, but I'll offer real juice to people when they come over.

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13 hours ago, Poof said:

yea I did I just thought it might be alil immature idk like cmon ya know?

 

Some possibilities other than man-child (some worse than others):

Single dad, has a bunch for when his kid(s) come over, feels he can spare some on you.

Not-single dad, cheating on his wife with you.

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14 hours ago, Satou Kazuma said:

Hold up, what flavor for Capri sun?

i don't remember. like I said it was in a glass not the pouch

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39 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Some possibilities other than man-child (some worse than others):

Single dad, has a bunch for when his kid(s) come over, feels he can spare some on you.

Not-single dad, cheating on his wife with you.

no its manchild

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2 hours ago, Ric said:

Will he put the straw in for me? Cause otherwise...
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yes I was like that too then he took it, stuck the straw in, squeezed it upside down, and it all shot out the straw pretty perfectly into the glass

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4 hours ago, Vamped said:

I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so 

Image result for drinking caprisun gif

oops nvm then

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12 hours ago, Radical Left said:

I mean, in these times, maybe that's all that was left.

Did you see some other shit on the shelf you wanted instead....Just ask for it.....Don't know how bad he's struggling, but I'll up some alcohol for sex unless all I had was Capri Sun.

 

There was other stuff. It was the first drink he offered me. And it was a very well stocked place hes kinda rich. There was good alcohol actually lots of options but there was patron so

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19 hours ago, Gyaos said:

Depends. What flavor(s) does he have?

i don't remember they all taste the same anyway

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2 hours ago, TacoTuesday said:

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did he look at you like this when he asked if you wanted a capri sun?

yes

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