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...or titles, if you're unsure how things may play out

Internal Scream: Confessions of a self hating idiot

 

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I think it'd be more like a Ted Talk than an autobiography

it'd be titled "how genetics caused me to stop aging at 14"

I'd literally just say the title and then thank everyone for coming to my Ted Talk

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Just now, molarbear said:

I think it'd be more like a Ted Talk than an autobiography

it'd be titled "how genetics caused me to stop aging at 14"

I'd literally just say the title and then thank everyone for coming to my Ted Talk

A bearded journey. From zero to stubble, a tale of one man's failed quest for facial hair. 

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1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said:

A bearded journey. From zero to stubble, a tale of one man's failed quest for facial hair. 

Mock it all you want dude

You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one

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5 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Mock it all you want dude

You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one

I had so much facial hair until this afternoon. I'm all smooth now. I looked like Chewbacca.

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12 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Mock it all you want dude

You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one

It's really overrated....I was on both sides.....I didn't start shaving till college.....when my facial hair really started coming in, I missed not having to shave everyday....

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8 minutes ago, Mix said:

It's really overrated....I was on both sides.....I didn't start shaving till college.....when my facial hair really started coming in, I missed not having to shave everyday....

I didn't shave until college and that was almost at the end of my first year 

I had like 4 spots on my chin that I thought was dirt, they were little patches of hair

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9 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift: Stories From the Road

throwing out a mst3k reference in 2019? jeeeeeeeeesus

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2 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

You do know they had two new seasons on Netflix, right?

i tried watching that and it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawful. Rifftrax is the only acceptable successor

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