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Sit down at the bar, and you get asked what you want...without looking at what they got, what is your go to?

Vodka, soda water and a lime, for this guy.

 

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Just now, fuggstop said:

 

Whats funny is ive never had an alcoholic shirley temple

You are beyond insufferable

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Im sorry whatd i do this time?

If it has alcohol... It isn't a Shirley temple.

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5 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Bombay Sapphire and tonic on the rocks with lime.

 

You're a monster.

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43 minutes ago, Clu said:

Sit down at the bar, and you get asked what you want...without looking at what they got, what is your go to?

Vodka, soda water and a lime, for this guy.

 

Cran and vodka

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46 minutes ago, Clu said:

Sit down at the bar, and you get asked what you want...without looking at what they got, what is your go to?

Vodka, soda water and a lime, for this guy.

 

It use to be Whiskey, then I got super fat so I switched to Vodka and Tonic with lemon or lime

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Stoli & Soda, if the Stoli's been kept in the freezer.

Malort shots, if I'm with someone who has never had it.  Love watching Malort faces.

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1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Cran/voddy

But I don't really care for bar liquor.....I can piss in my own vodka.

Haha such a bitch u drink a girls drink. I am not surprised 

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3 hours ago, Clu said:

Sit down at the bar, and you get asked what you want...without looking at what they got, what is your go to?

Vodka, soda water and a lime, for this guy.

 

Anything ipa

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3 hours ago, V said:

Fireball and rumchata or a White Russian. Mmm.

You ought to try an orgasm - that was my go-to back in my misspent youth.

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6 minutes ago, mthor said:

You ought to try an orgasm - that was my go-to back in my misspent youth.

b~52's here. 

ah yes....how youth is wasted on the young. xD

oh yeah..and tequila poppers. good times. -__-

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

If I wasnt sure that was a drink it would be funnier, but i can pretend.

Kahlua, amaretto, vodka, & cream. Plus the fun of asking a hot bartender.

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3 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

b~52's here. 

ah yes....how youth is wasted on the young. xD

oh yeah..and tequila poppers. good times. -__-

I used to do flaming arrows back in the day, too.

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17 minutes ago, mthor said:

Kahlua, amaretto, vodka, & cream. Plus the fun of asking a hot bartender.

Man, even being young and dumb that still was a good time, no matter how many times I was arrested for being totally okay to drive. I was bought drinks so often back then... And given drinks by bartenders, but I overtip at bars. Usually I was a buck a drink guy, but if I set up a tab and it came out to 80 I'd just give 100, cause I know how that big tip can make a shitty night feel a little better.

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5 minutes ago, Mr Owl said:

Towne club grape or orange 

You know how I know you're gay?

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56 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Man, even being young and dumb that still was a good time, no matter how many times I was arrested for being totally okay to drive. I was bought drinks so often back then... And given drinks by bartenders, but I overtip at bars. Usually I was a buck a drink guy, but if I set up a tab and it came out to 80 I'd just give 100, cause I know how that big tip can make a shitty night feel a little better.

i loved when you people opened up a tab. 

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2 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i loved when you people opened up a tab. 

I got a 20 dollar tip for getting a pizza to the door in 20 minutes and I still remember the circumstances vividly. Service jobs aren't always easy.

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A standard beer that's almost at any bar might be a pabst tallboy, so if I can't look at a draft list, it might be that.

Though if I'm thinking hard alcohol: manhattans usually.

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Typically Beer, preferably a dark one like a porter/stout, but I'm down for most beers.

For cocktails, Gin and orange juice or a Gin Mule. Anything with gin.

For pure liquor, then either Scotch, Tequila, Gin, or Rum depending on what I'm feeling. I like to slowly drink liquor rather than downing them as shots, so I usually order it on ice or drink it neat to feel the burn.

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I know you said "without looking," but I'm still going to ask to see a beer list.

There are too many variables.

Am I eating something  with my drink? What am I eating? Is this a fancy establishment? At home? Is this a celebration? What time of year is it? Is this the first drink I'm ordering?

I need context.

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Just now, Sho Minamimoto said:

Let's see....Sawdy thread and a simpleton that didn't know what a Shirley Temple was decided to fuck with me.....Let the games begin......Sissy force 3, be sure to come to her aid.

I'm just chasing cars man

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Just now, Clu said:

I'm just chasing cars man

I'm stuck at a cancer center 5 hours away from home for 2 more hours....But I don't want to get your thread DF'd....I sure I can find many more instances to draw my flies.

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30 minutes ago, Clu said:

You know how I know you're gay?

Well after my last hospital visit with alcohol I had to go to something else 

Alchohol  and medication  have some  nasty symptoms 

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