That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) Answer honestly Edited May 2, 2018 by That_One_Guy
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 Depends on how much of my shit the cat tore up before the encounter.. I want to punch him out myself more often than not. 1 1
1938 Packard Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Answer honestly Let's see how well the assailant could handle a shot in the face with lye.
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I cannot answer honestly as I do not condone dry snitching...
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 "The FUCK dude? Why would you, why the fuck would you DO THIS? FUCK! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then, holding my injured cat close to my chest, I reach out with my free hand, grasping at the man's throat. That's what I'd do.
StarPanda Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I don't have a cat but I have a dog and if someone punched my dog I'd cut them
NeurocideVibekillah Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I'd kick em in the gooch and tell em, "The only one who punches that pussy is me!!" 1
Still Me Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Answer honestly Murder them....
molarbear Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I'd block the punch with my face and accept it as personal punishment for owning a cat 1 4
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 50 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: "The FUCK dude? Why would you, why the fuck would you DO THIS? FUCK! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then, holding my injured cat close to my chest, I reach out with my free hand, grasping at the man's throat. That's what I'd do. Oh fuck bro.... It's like I was there! Intense!
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 45 minutes ago, Vamped said: .... that cat must have been an asshole. That's fucked up bro. No cat deserves a hook to the face 1
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, Poof said: i dont have a cat. i wont ever have a cat You like dogs?
discolé monade Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 well, my 3 cats are jerks. but, and misa~mo can be quite a bitch. mostly. and i sometimes have to 'punt' smokeh's big ass off my feet. and ryuk won't stay off the roof. and they most definitely need a good punch in the face. but. not really. so. i'd probably punch that person in the throat. 1
SlappyKincaid Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 There would be a brawl. One of us would end up in the hospital.
Phillies Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 grab that pussy by the legs and face slam into asshole. death by cat.
nameraka Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 well, my cat is an indoor cat and i don't generally invite people over. so for that to happen, they would have had to have broken in. i'm thinking a run them through with my sword...
Phillies Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I'd cripple them what if they were in a wheel chair? 2
1pooh4u Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: what if they were in a wheel chair? Then I'd heal them.....hallelujah! 1
bnmjy Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) I honestly don't like cats that much, so I'd kindly ask the assailant to leave. Now if he had punched my dog, there will be blood drawn. Edited May 2, 2018 by bnmjy
Azalar Hex Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I don't think I'd murder anyone, but I'd be chokeslamming them out the door after making sure my cat wasn't dead or spazzing out so much that it would run outside when the door opened.
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it.
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it. We're talking a hard left hook
Phillies Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it.
scoobdog Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 23 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Let's see how well the assailant could handle a shot in the face with lye. Ninja arts... janitorial assassin.
Naraku4656 Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) depends. if the cat was attacking them and in trying to get the cat away, they hit the cat out of reflex, probably nothing. if they just randomly walked up to the cat and started punching it, i'd try to get a video of it, throw them out of the house, and blast them on social media and forward any video to their job. if i hit them, i'd likely get sued for battery and that's not worth the money/jail time Edited May 3, 2018 by Naraku4656
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