That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) Answer honestly Edited May 2, 2018 by That_One_Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Depends on how much of my shit the cat tore up before the encounter.. I want to punch him out myself more often than not. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 You cold blooded bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Answer honestly Let's see how well the assailant could handle a shot in the face with lye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I cannot answer honestly as I do not condone dry snitching... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 "The FUCK dude? Why would you, why the fuck would you DO THIS? FUCK! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then, holding my injured cat close to my chest, I reach out with my free hand, grasping at the man's throat. That's what I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 .... that cat must have been an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 i dont have a cat. i wont ever have a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I don't have a cat but I have a dog and if someone punched my dog I'd cut them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'd kick em in the gooch and tell em, "The only one who punches that pussy is me!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Answer honestly Murder them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'd block the punch with my face and accept it as personal punishment for owning a cat 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 50 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: "The FUCK dude? Why would you, why the fuck would you DO THIS? FUCK! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then, holding my injured cat close to my chest, I reach out with my free hand, grasping at the man's throat. That's what I'd do. Oh fuck bro.... It's like I was there! Intense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 45 minutes ago, Vamped said: .... that cat must have been an asshole. That's fucked up bro. No cat deserves a hook to the face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, Poof said: i dont have a cat. i wont ever have a cat You like dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatEyes Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Ask them why the hell they would dig up my cat. TT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I would probably lose my shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 well, my 3 cats are jerks. but, and misa~mo can be quite a bitch. mostly. and i sometimes have to 'punt' smokeh's big ass off my feet. and ryuk won't stay off the roof. and they most definitely need a good punch in the face. but. not really. so. i'd probably punch that person in the throat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 There would be a brawl. One of us would end up in the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Eat them whole and uncooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 grab that pussy by the legs and face slam into asshole. death by cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 well, my cat is an indoor cat and i don't generally invite people over. so for that to happen, they would have had to have broken in. i'm thinking a run them through with my sword... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'd cripple them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I'd cripple them what if they were in a wheel chair? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: what if they were in a wheel chair? Then I'd heal them.....hallelujah! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) I honestly don't like cats that much, so I'd kindly ask the assailant to leave. Now if he had punched my dog, there will be blood drawn. Edited May 2, 2018 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I don't think I'd murder anyone, but I'd be chokeslamming them out the door after making sure my cat wasn't dead or spazzing out so much that it would run outside when the door opened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it. We're talking a hard left hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I don't punch, I grab and tear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Give them a bag of ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 We've shanked people for less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 23 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Let's see how well the assailant could handle a shot in the face with lye. Ninja arts... janitorial assassin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) depends. if the cat was attacking them and in trying to get the cat away, they hit the cat out of reflex, probably nothing. if they just randomly walked up to the cat and started punching it, i'd try to get a video of it, throw them out of the house, and blast them on social media and forward any video to their job. if i hit them, i'd likely get sued for battery and that's not worth the money/jail time Edited May 3, 2018 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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