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if UEMB were a family what would you say to each other?


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Phillies - "get a job"

Packard - "eat shit"

Ghost - "eet shite"

Jeffchaos - "LMAO"

Sawdamzier - "good looking dick homie"

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Everyone- I'm working on my fanfiction, so don't walk into my room unless you want to see some weird shit go down. Nah, I'm just fucking with you, come on in, watch some weird shit go down.

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Just now, naraku360 said:

Does pushing Packard down a flight of stairs count as saying something to him?

There will be no touching each other in this family. 

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1 minute ago, Phillies said:

There will be no touching each other in this family. 

How are you gonna drive your smart car through the tunnel fuggs then?

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1 minute ago, Clu said:

How are you gonna drive your smart car through the tunnel fuggs then?

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. You kids need to go to bed early. >.>

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Just now, discolemonade said:

sawdy ~ french kiss my butt hole. *raspberry*

We're supposed to be family.... But alright.

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Just now, nameraka said:

Just because we’re related doesn’t mean it’s ok to touch me there.:|

Uncle Zeni wants you to help him in the garage. 

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10 hours ago, Phillies said:

TrigunBebop-  "get these damn balloons off the front lawn"

 

fuggz-  "cook dinner"

I think I say pretty much what I want to say anyway

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10 hours ago, Phillies said:

Packard lives with hubbb in storage closet. 

Bender lives in a storage locker.  We real people prefer places complete with heaters, kitchens, bathrooms and electrical service.

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12 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Bender lives in a storage locker.  We real people prefer places complete with heaters, kitchens, bathrooms and electrical service.

You're here. Now fuck phillies.

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6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Phillies?  I don't even watch baseball.

You're.. just terrible.

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You mean to say that you don't already converse with your actual family in the same manner you do as your fellow posters?

How odd...

We're not sure on which group that reflects more poorly.

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1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

wait. do we have parents in the scenario? like who is mom? mthor (because of name)

and...dad? who's dad? are we bastard children? 

I already raspberried your asshole last night... These aren't the questions to be asking now.

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2 hours ago, discolemonade said:

wait. do we have parents in the scenario? like who is mom? mthor (because of name)

and...dad? who's dad? are we bastard children? 

And yes, you are all bastards.

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Posted (edited)
On 3/1/2018 at 8:17 PM, Phillies said:

TrigunBebop-  "get these damn balloons off the front lawn"

fuggz-  "cook dinner"

Why would I have balloons on the lawn?

Balloons don't go there. They go in my bedroom.

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On 3/1/2018 at 8:21 PM, Clu said:

Phillies - "get a job"

Packard - "eat shit"

Ghost - "eet shite"

Jeffchaos - "LMAO"

Sawdamzier - "good looking dick homie"

what ?

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