Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 TrigunBebop- "get these damn balloons off the front lawn" fuggz- "cook dinner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 My little sister can't be this cute. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Phillies - "get a job" Packard - "eat shit" Ghost - "eet shite" Jeffchaos - "LMAO" Sawdamzier - "good looking dick homie" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Phillies - "Wash these goddamn pillows" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Everyone- I'm working on my fanfiction, so don't walk into my room unless you want to see some weird shit go down. Nah, I'm just fucking with you, come on in, watch some weird shit go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Does pushing Packard down a flight of stairs count as saying something to him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, naraku360 said: Does pushing Packard down a flight of stairs count as saying something to him? There will be no touching each other in this family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: There will be no touching each other in this family. Does it count if I am rubbing balloons on TrigunBebop? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: Does it count if I am rubbing balloons on TrigunBebop? If I see any of that you are both going in the time out chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: There will be no touching each other in this family. How are you gonna drive your smart car through the tunnel fuggs then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I would never sit in your chair phillies. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 what a completely dysfunctional ~ dr. phil probably 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: How are you gonna drive your smart car through the tunnel fuggs then? What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. You kids need to go to bed early. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Disco - "knit me a cock sock slut" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: I would never sit in your chair phillies. I haven't seen that thing in a while... Burn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 sawdy ~ french kiss my butt hole. *raspberry* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: sawdy ~ french kiss my butt hole. *raspberry* There will be no gay sex in this family!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: sawdy ~ french kiss my butt hole. *raspberry* We're supposed to be family.... But alright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: There will be no gay sex in this family!!! gay? incest maybe...but not gay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just because we’re related doesn’t mean it’s ok to touch me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: Just because we’re related doesn’t mean it’s ok to touch me there. Uncle Zeni wants you to help him in the garage. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sticksOsteel Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 At the earliest polite moment to leave: “Well this was just lovely. See you next year.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, Phillies said: There will be no gay sex in this family!!! What about gay sex on the family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Mom, Dad, everyone. I'm a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 33 minutes ago, Phillies said: There will be no gay sex in this family!!! You will fuck Packard and you will like it! @1938 Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 20 minutes ago, Phillies said: Uncle Zeni wants you to help him in the garage. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I would tell @crackymckrackin that we need to go fishing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 "I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Whichever one of you bitches is Dad, gimme money and car keys. NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Phillies said: TrigunBebop- "get these damn balloons off the front lawn" fuggz- "cook dinner" I think I say pretty much what I want to say anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 11 hours ago, Cau said: Mom, Dad, everyone. I'm a lesbian. You are 12 years old who said this was OK? Which celebrity?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 11 hours ago, bnmjy said: You will fuck Packard and you will like it! @1938 Packard Packard lives with hubbb in storage closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Phillies said: Packard lives with hubbb in storage closet. Bender lives in a storage locker. We real people prefer places complete with heaters, kitchens, bathrooms and electrical service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Bender lives in a storage locker. We real people prefer places complete with heaters, kitchens, bathrooms and electrical service. You're here. Now fuck phillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: You're here. Now fuck phillies. Phillies? I don't even watch baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Phillies? I don't even watch baseball. You're.. just terrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 You mean to say that you don't already converse with your actual family in the same manner you do as your fellow posters? How odd... We're not sure on which group that reflects more poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Bender lives in a storage locker. We real people prefer places complete with heaters, kitchens, bathrooms and electrical service. Treat yoself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 wait. do we have parents in the scenario? like who is mom? mthor (because of name) and...dad? who's dad? are we bastard children? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: wait. do we have parents in the scenario? like who is mom? mthor (because of name) and...dad? who's dad? are we bastard children? I already raspberried your asshole last night... These aren't the questions to be asking now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 (edited) Edited March 3, 2018 by scoobdog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, discolemonade said: wait. do we have parents in the scenario? like who is mom? mthor (because of name) and...dad? who's dad? are we bastard children? And yes, you are all bastards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 (edited) On 3/1/2018 at 8:17 PM, Phillies said: TrigunBebop- "get these damn balloons off the front lawn" fuggz- "cook dinner" Why would I have balloons on the lawn? Balloons don't go there. They go in my bedroom. Edited March 3, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Why would I have balloons on the lawn? Balloons don't go there. They go in my bedroom. Maybe you're having a BBQ with all your loved ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Maybe you're having a BBQ with all your loved ones? But I dunno how to cook, much less grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Get out of the house 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 8:21 PM, Clu said: Phillies - "get a job" Packard - "eat shit" Ghost - "eet shite" Jeffchaos - "LMAO" Sawdamzier - "good looking dick homie" what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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