Clu Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 Assuming you nerds even fuck. Talk about the best place you got down? I'm assuming a lot of moms basements.
Clu Posted February 22, 2018 Author Posted February 22, 2018 Jesus how did you pull that off? Or out? Never pull out.
NaBarney Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 In the ductwork In the trash In a sand castle Beneath the floorboards In a log 1
Clu Posted February 22, 2018 Author Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: In the ductwork In the trash In a sand castle Beneath the floorboards In a log Log, it's better than bad it's good. 1
Clu Posted February 22, 2018 Author Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: Oh in jail Not uh. You conjugal'd it up?
Bouvre Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 My experience with sex in the woods, in the open air, was exciting but I had so many mosquito bites up and down my back, so it really isn't the best. A tent was a pretty cool place though, especially when we had the stars above us and the sound of a crackling campfire and chirping crickets. 1
Poof Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 the top of a mountain the dining car on a train the building where the first death star blew up 1
1938 Packard Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Clu said: Assuming you nerds even fuck. Talk about the best place you got down? I'm assuming a lot of moms basements. Do chimneys count?
Still Me Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Clu said: Assuming you nerds even fuck. Looks like someone’s turning into a mini TiC 1
jackiemarie90 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 I sex with another nerd! Car sex is one of my favs, although my partner gets scared that someone will catch. And someone did, when we drove up a hiking trail, we didn't think people will be there, but the cops showed up, they were nice about it, they gave us time to put our clothes back on and let us go. Also one st patty's years ago I was really fucked up on whiskey and got aggressive to give a BJ in the car. Hmm the other great experience was doing it in a Vegas balcony in the strip. Not many hotels have balcony's for the liability reason and alcohol but the Cosmopolitan does, its pretty swanky to get a room there but we went on the off season in winter. We were drunk, felt the wind and especially his warm body, we took it all over the hotel room, the large tub, the closet with a bunch of mirrors and bench in the middle. 3
Clu Posted February 22, 2018 Author Posted February 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, Still Me said: Looks like someone’s turning into a mini TiC Mini tic?
Naraku4656 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 if we're including foreplay, probably in my car behind a then closed down circuit city
Juice McKenzie Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: if we're including foreplay, probably in my car behind a then closed down circuit city why not go outback at the outback steakhouse?
Kudasai Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 My favorite place in the house, the kitchen 1
Naraku4656 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: why not go outback at the outback steakhouse? it was the first and only time i've gotten handsy with someone in a semi -public setting. the thrill made it all the much better, even though we weren't really that far from anything
Clu Posted February 22, 2018 Author Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, crackymckrackin said: The back of a vw bug. Easy mallrats.
Skinko Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 Well, I got a blowjob in the school bathroom when I was in 7th grade. I guess that's the weirdest place I've ever done anything sex related. Best? Meh, it's all pretty standard other than that.
Vixen_catgirl Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 Really loud sex on a balcony in queens with a Korean man who spoke very little english. He was the loud one. It was a good time. 1 2
Clu Posted February 23, 2018 Author Posted February 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vixen_catgirl said: Really loud sex on a balcony in queens with a Korean man who spoke very little english. He was the loud one. It was a good time. A guy that's loud? Is that a thing?
Vixen_catgirl Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 Just now, Clu said: A guy that's loud? Is that a thing? Yes. Very much so. But then again, i havent really dated any americans and i think its normal in other cultures for them to be more expressive or something.
Opium Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 On the arching back of Rodin's "The Thinker" sculpture. On a fuzzy pink bath mat. Inside a Mexican cantina, on top of an unconscious gringo. Outside the White House, against the rails. Inside a trap house in west Baltimore.
André Toulon Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 18 hours ago, Nabloom said: Oh in jail
discolé monade Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) i don't know about best place... on the steps of the nunnery of a catholic church. an abandoned putt putt course. in a lake during spring break. just to name a few. Edited February 23, 2018 by discolemonade forgot a conjunction word. 2
NaBarney Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 In a diamond mine In a pumpkin On a magic carpet Unda da sea Inside grandmother willow 1
Clu Posted February 23, 2018 Author Posted February 23, 2018 Nobody beat us fry us and eat us in fricassee
MEXobiologist Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 public park, on a boat, or the beach (not in the sand tho, that sux) probably my favorite was in the woods and rain... i guess, anywhere outside is a pretty liberating feeling
MEXobiologist Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 54 minutes ago, discolemonade said: on the steps of the nunnery of a catholic church. an abandoned putt putt course. goals
Clu Posted February 23, 2018 Author Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: public park, on a boat, or the beach (not in the sand tho, that sux) probably my favorite was in the woods and rain... i guess, anywhere outside is a pretty liberating feeling One of my favorites was on a floating dock in the ocean. 50 feet out and not a cloud in the sky. She was super loud tho and the beach club members basically gave us a standing ovation when we swam back to shore. Edited February 23, 2018 by Clu 1
MEXobiologist Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Clu said: One of my favorites was on a floating dock in the ocean. 50 feet out and not a cloud in the sky. She was super loud tho and the beach club members basically gave us a standing ovation when we swam back to shore. its probably one of her favorites too then
Clu Posted February 23, 2018 Author Posted February 23, 2018 She doesn't talk to me anymore. She was great tho.
MEXobiologist Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Clu said: She doesn't talk to me anymore. She was great tho. it can be weird to think about, but i've found myself remembering good sex and wondering if that person also thinks back on it too, like "damn, people got some shit to live up to." its cocky, but i sure hope so.
Clu Posted February 23, 2018 Author Posted February 23, 2018 I'd hope she agreed and she definitely did her business multiple times. But I was a dick about the situation and ghosted her. She reached out a couple years ago, I assume she was drunk, and asked to see me. I never responded. But yeah... That was great sex.
garbagepailcat Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 On top of a church, inside an elementary school, on the hood of a car during a meteor shower, in a ditch.
MEXobiologist Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: On top of a church, inside an elementary school, on the hood of a car during a meteor shower, in a ditch. on top of a church?
garbagepailcat Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: on top of a church? When I was younger, I liked climbing on top of buildings. 1
MEXobiologist Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: When I was younger, I liked climbing on top of buildings. so, was it peaked or flat?
Vamped Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 nothing exciting .... the sex or the location I'm still waiting for my adventure in the great wide somewhere
garbagepailcat Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Clu said: I have questions too. Let’s hear them.
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