1pooh4u Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Elon Musk nominated for a NP Prize by a Norwegian libertarian MP for Musk’s tireless work at free speech 😆 https://www.politico.eu/article/musk-assange-join-putin-trump-stalin-nobel-peace-prize-nominees/#:~:text=It's happened%2C Elon Musk got,Norwegian libertarian MP Marius Nilsen. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Something that is blatantly obvious if you've ever looked at the comments of an even mildly popular post. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Anyone who didn't think bot-farms wouldn't pay $11 to have their garbage at the top of every possible page is either a moron or is under the age of one. Further, bots are the biggest part of Melon Husk's fanbase. He's never getting rid of those no matter what else he might say about things. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 I was going to post a screenshot of a stupid thing he recently said, but then I stopped myself. "No. I don't care and no one else should either," I thought. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 (edited) What counts as a paid ad now: some account that, either sincerely or facetiously, claims the US invaded Iraq because it had a Stargate. Edited April 8 by Icarus27k 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 5 hours ago, Icarus27k said: What counts as a paid ad now: some account that, either sincerely or facetiously, claims the US invaded Iraq because it had a Stargate. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 19 hours ago, Icarus27k said: What counts as a paid ad now: some account that, either sincerely or facetiously, claims the US invaded Iraq because it had a Stargate. so this isn't a meme? because this should be a meme..or something. i love this st00pid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 i just legit saw that ad 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 I'm still banned. I have to live the stupid vicariously through y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Musk's businesses all seem to be doing doing great https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/04/tesla-to-lay-off-everyone-working-on-superchargers-new-vehicles/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 And Musk calls us “the snowflakes” so much for him claiming to be a free speech absolutist. https://www.techopedia.com/news/x-is-reportedly-flagging-cis-and-cisgender-as-potential-violations I know there were talks of this last year but I guess he’s doing it now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: And Musk calls us “the snowflakes” so much for him claiming to be a free speech absolutist. https://www.techopedia.com/news/x-is-reportedly-flagging-cis-and-cisgender-as-potential-violations I know there were talks of this last year but I guess he’s doing it now I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming. Clearly too far. Should have told him to dance in a river instead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 25 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming. You fucked up Katt. Obviously you should have just told them to drink bleach as it cures the humors 🫠 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 22 minutes ago, Sieg67 said: Clearly too far. Should have told him to dance in a river instead. Yeah, like I wouldn't get banned for threatening them with exercise and a bath. 13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: You fucked up Katt. Obviously you should have just told them to drink bleach as it cures the humors 🫠 That and shoving christmas lights up their ass to cure the plague! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 The new Twitter tag line is Ivermectin it Killed RFK Jr’s Brain Worm Sponsored by Merck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 There are a lot of cringey things about Twitter now. For example, there's one person's account that has 1.6 million followers. It is also distinguishable by its profile pic of Danny Phantom. The tweets are so twerpy, dumb, and low effort that it makes me hate Danny Phantom. Like the fictional character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 There's another popular account with 1 million followers and a profile pic that is an old stock photo of a revolutionary with an automatic weapon. The account spouts out serious opinions about wars and current events, and gets into arguments. I imagine some college kid in a dorm room with a Che Guevara poster. He spends all day on Twitter because his social anxiety doesn't permit him doing anything else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 The kind of tweet recommended to new users before they have followed many accounts. Yeah, I can see this being an Elon thing. On brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 3 hours ago, Belize said: The kind of tweet recommended to new users before they have followed many accounts. Yeah, I can see this being an Elon thing. On brand. The amount of both likes and replies tells me at least some people answered back "okay bet." 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 On 5/22/2024 at 5:45 PM, Belize said: There's another popular account with 1 million followers and a profile pic that is an old stock photo of a revolutionary with an automatic weapon. The account spouts out serious opinions about wars and current events, and gets into arguments. I imagine some college kid in a dorm room with a Che Guevara poster. He spends all day on Twitter because his social anxiety doesn't permit him doing anything else. there it is. the imagery is now perfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 6 hours ago, Seight said: The amount of both likes and replies tells me at least some people answered back "okay bet." It seems like a tweet Elon would personally approve to go in the recommended list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 *opens Twitter for the first time in weeks* *30 tweets of anti-Semitism* Huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 Elon making "likes" private because he was caught liking loli posts is sending me. 🤭 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 28 minutes ago, matrixman124 said: Elon making "likes" private because he was caught liking loli posts is sending me. 🤭 Most places hide dislikes but not Elon. Elon doesn’t want the world to know what kind of a degenerate he really is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 To be fair, I didnt have teh slightest idea you could even see what someone has liked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Win for Ted Cruz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 2 hours ago, SwimOdin said: Win for Ted Cruz Relevant 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: Relevant You aren't allowed to make me laugh, you stupid bitch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 GOP senator Boku no Pico screenshot like barrage incumming 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Elon's tragic backstory: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 I regret to inform you Musk has made a Uranus joke on Twitter, and it makes me feel bad for Uranus jokes, which deserve better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 This might make you feel better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Something to think about. Since pretty much everything seems to have some sort of built-in shelf life to ensure that you have to buy a new one, all those neura-links have a shelf life based on Melon Husk's attention span and desire for people to give him more money for an 'improved' product. I think the laptop I found in the dumpster has a longer shelf life than any neura-links currently available. And the laptop won't blow the side of your skull off if it goes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 On 7/2/2024 at 6:19 PM, katt_goddess said: Something to think about. Since pretty much everything seems to have some sort of built-in shelf life to ensure that you have to buy a new one, all those neura-links have a shelf life based on Melon Husk's attention span and desire for people to give him more money for an 'improved' product. I think the laptop I found in the dumpster has a longer shelf life than any neura-links currently available. And the laptop won't blow the side of your skull off if it goes. It sounds like the connections disconnect over time At what point do you replace it before you lose full functionality? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 55 minutes ago, matrixman124 said: It sounds like the connections disconnect over time At what point do you replace it before you lose full functionality? Even just disconnecting has to come with a price. Hell, I just went to change out the batteries on a cat toy and the inside of the toy had already turned to a rusty, acidic mess [ which is probably on me since I do really horrible things to electronics, especially battery-fed stuff ]. Imagine the parts of your brain turning to rusty acidic mush because Husk decided 3 years is the maximum he'll allow for anyone existing on a first gen but you'll start to disconnect in 2. One step further, imagine your head bursting into a fire that needs almost an entire lake to put out because he decided to use Tesla battery tech to keep your inner remote control functioning? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belize Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 In other words, Elon is dumb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Oh look Elon is a bad father shock https://people.com/elon-musk-transgender-daughter-vivian-says-he-was-not-a-supportive-father-8684216 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 I'm surprised he was even there 10% of the time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted July 26 Author Share Posted July 26 https://apnews.com/article/tesla-earnings-second-quarter-sales-decline-8bdd0d655cddde90f534b41fd87edc4a Tesla profits have sunk 45% this quarter, blamed on an aging car lineup facing renewed competition, the Cybertruck debacle, and Elon’s own antics making buyers look elsewhere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 lol kanye locked out of cybertruck (nsfw becuase bianca nipples) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 4 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: I'm surprised he was even there 10% of the time. To be fair, even a single minute of dealing with him probably feels like an hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 Elon Musk filed a lawsuit against companies that collectively refused to spend money on the website anymore, and they forum shopped themselves right to the decision they want. https://x.com/steve_vladeck/status/1820847976484393137 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Looks like Musk killed another wing of the global censorship racket. At least for now, Im sure they will rebrand and be right back at trying to censor views they dont like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Why are you so fucking stupid? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Please explain how boycotts are censorship rather than protected speech. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 2 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: Please explain how boycotts are censorship rather than protected speech. Because they make billionaires sad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 1 hour ago, Master-Debater131 said: Looks like Musk killed another wing of the global censorship racket. At least for now, Im sure they will rebrand and be right back at trying to censor views they dont like. Go away, stupid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Omfg, ok MD....I think we're at the point where I have to give you the same warning I have to give others. At this point, I'm pretty much the only one that still wants you around....that has not turned out well for previous users. When you start to entertain me, it's grits for you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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