Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground

[1pooh4u]

Elon Musk nominated for a NP Prize by a Norwegian libertarian MP for Musk’s tireless work at free speech 😆

https://www.politico.eu/article/musk-assange-join-putin-trump-stalin-nobel-peace-prize-nominees/#:~:text=It's happened%2C Elon Musk got,Norwegian libertarian MP Marius Nilsen.

 

[PenguinBoss]

Something that is blatantly obvious if you've ever looked at the comments of an even mildly popular post.

[katt_goddess]

Anyone who didn't think bot-farms wouldn't pay $11 to have their garbage at the top of every possible page is either a moron or is under the age of one. 

Further, bots are the biggest part of Melon Husk's fanbase. He's never getting rid of those no matter what else he might say about things.  

[Icarus27k]

I was going to post a screenshot of a stupid thing he recently said, but then I stopped myself. "No. I don't care and no one else should either," I thought.

[Icarus27k]

What counts as a paid ad now: some account that, either sincerely or facetiously, claims the US invaded Iraq because it had a Stargate. 

 

Edited April 8, 2024 by Icarus27k

[Seight]

5 hours ago, Icarus27k said:

What counts as a paid ad now: some account that, either sincerely or facetiously, claims the US invaded Iraq because it had a Stargate. 

 

 

[discolé monade]

19 hours ago, Icarus27k said:

What counts as a paid ad now: some account that, either sincerely or facetiously, claims the US invaded Iraq because it had a Stargate. 

 

so this isn't a meme? 

because this should be a meme..or something. 

i love this st00pid. 

 

[Raptorpat]

i just legit saw that ad

[katt_goddess]

I'm still banned.

I have to live the stupid vicariously through y'all. 

[matrixman124]

Musk's businesses all seem to be doing doing great

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/04/tesla-to-lay-off-everyone-working-on-superchargers-new-vehicles/

[1pooh4u]

And Musk calls us “the snowflakes” so much for him claiming to be a free speech absolutist.  
 

https://www.techopedia.com/news/x-is-reportedly-flagging-cis-and-cisgender-as-potential-violations
 

I know there were talks of this last year but I guess he’s doing it now 

 

[katt_goddess]

8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

And Musk calls us “the snowflakes” so much for him claiming to be a free speech absolutist.  
 

https://www.techopedia.com/news/x-is-reportedly-flagging-cis-and-cisgender-as-potential-violations
 

I know there were talks of this last year but I guess he’s doing it now 

 

I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming. 

[Sieg67]

15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming. 

Clearly too far.  Should have told him to dance in a river instead.

[1pooh4u]

25 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming. 

You fucked up Katt. Obviously you should have just told them to drink bleach as it cures the humors 🫠

[katt_goddess]

22 minutes ago, Sieg67 said:

Clearly too far.  Should have told him to dance in a river instead.

Yeah, like I wouldn't get banned for threatening them with exercise and a bath. 

13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You fucked up Katt. Obviously you should have just told them to drink bleach as it cures the humors 🫠

That and shoving christmas lights up their ass to cure the plague!  

[1pooh4u]

The new Twitter tag line is

Ivermectin it Killed RFK Jr’s Brain Worm 

Sponsored by Merck 

[Belize]

There are a lot of cringey things about Twitter now. 

For example, there's one person's account that has 1.6 million followers. It is also distinguishable by its profile pic of Danny Phantom. 

The tweets are so twerpy, dumb, and low effort that it makes me hate Danny Phantom. Like the fictional character.

[Belize]

There's another popular account with 1 million followers and a profile pic that is an old stock photo of a revolutionary with an automatic weapon. The account spouts out serious opinions about wars and current events, and gets into arguments.

 

I imagine some college kid in a dorm room with a Che Guevara poster. He spends all day on Twitter because his social anxiety doesn't permit him doing anything else.

[Belize]

The kind of tweet recommended to new users before they have followed many accounts. Yeah, I can see this being an Elon thing. On brand. 

 

 

[Seight]

3 hours ago, Belize said:

The kind of tweet recommended to new users before they have followed many accounts. Yeah, I can see this being an Elon thing. On brand. 

 

 

The amount of both likes and replies tells me at least some people answered back "okay bet."

[discolé monade]

On 5/22/2024 at 5:45 PM, Belize said:

There's another popular account with 1 million followers and a profile pic that is an old stock photo of a revolutionary with an automatic weapon. The account spouts out serious opinions about wars and current events, and gets into arguments.

 

I imagine some college kid in a dorm room with a Che Guevara poster. He spends all day on Twitter because his social anxiety doesn't permit him doing anything else.

there it is. 

the imagery is now perfection. 

[Belize]

6 hours ago, Seight said:

The amount of both likes and replies tells me at least some people answered back "okay bet."

It seems like a tweet Elon would personally approve to go in the recommended list.

[Belize]

*opens Twitter for the first time in weeks*

 

*30 tweets of anti-Semitism*

 

Huh.

[matrixman124]

Elon making "likes" private because he was caught liking loli posts is sending me. 🤭

[1pooh4u]

28 minutes ago, matrixman124 said:

Elon making "likes" private because he was caught liking loli posts is sending me. 🤭

Most places hide dislikes but not Elon. Elon doesn’t want the world to know what kind of a degenerate he really is 

[Master-Debater131]

 

To be fair, I didnt have teh slightest idea you could even see what someone has liked.

[SwimOdin]

Win for Ted Cruz

[Master-Debater131]

2 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Win for Ted Cruz

 

 

Relevant

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

 

Relevant

You aren't allowed to make me laugh, you stupid bitch.

[MasqueradeOverture]

GOP senator Boku no Pico screenshot like barrage incumming

[naraku360]

Elon's tragic backstory:

 

[Belize]

I regret to inform you Musk has made a Uranus joke on Twitter, and it makes me feel bad for Uranus jokes, which deserve better.

[rpgamer]

This might make you feel better.

 

[naraku360]

[katt_goddess]

Something to think about. 

Since pretty much everything seems to have some sort of built-in shelf life to ensure that you have to buy a new one, all those neura-links have a shelf life based on Melon Husk's attention span and desire for people to give him more money for an 'improved' product. 

I think the laptop I found in the dumpster has a longer shelf life than any neura-links currently available. And the laptop won't blow the side of your skull off if it goes.  

[matrixman124]

On 7/2/2024 at 6:19 PM, katt_goddess said:

Something to think about. 

Since pretty much everything seems to have some sort of built-in shelf life to ensure that you have to buy a new one, all those neura-links have a shelf life based on Melon Husk's attention span and desire for people to give him more money for an 'improved' product. 

I think the laptop I found in the dumpster has a longer shelf life than any neura-links currently available. And the laptop won't blow the side of your skull off if it goes.  

It sounds like the connections disconnect over time 

At what point do you replace it before you lose full functionality?

[katt_goddess]

55 minutes ago, matrixman124 said:

It sounds like the connections disconnect over time 

At what point do you replace it before you lose full functionality?

Even just disconnecting has to come with a price. Hell, I just went to change out the batteries on a cat toy and the inside of the toy had already turned to a rusty, acidic mess [ which is probably on me since I do really horrible things to electronics, especially battery-fed stuff ]. Imagine the parts of your brain turning to rusty acidic mush because Husk decided 3 years is the maximum he'll allow for anyone existing on a first gen but you'll start to disconnect in 2.

One step further, imagine your head bursting into a fire that needs almost an entire lake to put out because he decided to use Tesla battery tech to keep your inner remote control functioning?  

[Belize]

In other words, Elon is dumb. 

 

 

[matrixman124]

Oh look Elon is a bad father

shock

https://people.com/elon-musk-transgender-daughter-vivian-says-he-was-not-a-supportive-father-8684216

 

[PenguinBoss]

I'm surprised he was even there 10% of the time.

[Jman]

https://apnews.com/article/tesla-earnings-second-quarter-sales-decline-8bdd0d655cddde90f534b41fd87edc4a
 

Tesla profits have sunk 45% this quarter, blamed on an aging car lineup facing renewed competition, the Cybertruck debacle, and Elon’s own antics making buyers look elsewhere.

[discolé monade]

lol kanye locked out of cybertruck (nsfw becuase bianca nipples)

[katt_goddess]

4 hours ago, PenguinBoss said:

I'm surprised he was even there 10% of the time.

To be fair, even a single minute of dealing with him probably feels like an hour. 

[Raptorpat]

Elon Musk filed a lawsuit against companies that collectively refused to spend money on the website anymore, and they forum shopped themselves right to the decision they want.

https://x.com/steve_vladeck/status/1820847976484393137

[Master-Debater131]

 

Looks like Musk killed another wing of the global censorship racket.

At least for now, Im sure they will rebrand and be right back at trying to censor views they dont like.

[stilgar]

Why are you so fucking stupid?

[Raptorpat]

Please explain how boycotts are censorship rather than protected speech.

[stilgar]

2 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

Please explain how boycotts are censorship rather than protected speech.

Because they make billionaires sad.

[naraku360]

1 hour ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

Looks like Musk killed another wing of the global censorship racket.

At least for now, Im sure they will rebrand and be right back at trying to censor views they dont like.

Go away, stupid.

[André Toulon]

Omfg, ok MD....I think we're at the point where I have to give you the same warning I have to give others.

At this point, I'm pretty much the only one that still wants you around....that has not turned out well for previous users. When you start to entertain me, it's grits for you.