DragonSinger Posted August 28, 2021 Author Share Posted August 28, 2021 I finally have a plot for my monster fucking book dedicated to folks who are into Skeletor. I'm proud of myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian_boru Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 I am thinking about how much I want garlic bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 2 hours ago, DragonSinger said: I finally have a plot for my monster fucking book dedicated to folks who are into Skeletor. I'm proud of myself. I'm still waiting for them to let Skeletor be great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Turned on this animated Witcher movie on Netflix and was like .... Hey! There's Black people 2 seconds later Well fuck 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 The movie I Love You, Man would have been better if Paul Rudd and Jason Segel got married at the end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 I do not like seeing people in socks that come up higher than their ankles. HATE it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 Why black hair over two inches gotta be drama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Vamped said: I do not like seeing people in socks that come up higher than their ankles. HATE it. Damn, well my kids will trigger tf outta you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 2 hours ago, DragonSinger said: Why black hair over two inches gotta be drama? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 hour ago, BlackNoir said: *Remembers s-curl from childhood* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 Poor Pat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 On 8/26/2021 at 9:44 AM, Sawdy said: Dafffuuuuq That face... Is his name, Gil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Is power rangers still a thing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 Folks better sign up after asking me to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 This day has gone horribly wrong 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Sigh, the mother wants to homeschool the kids...if I thought for a second that just didn't mean more work for me, I'd be on board. They are like they want to be homeschooled.....the same kids who just weeks ago were bored and couldn't wait until school started... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 How do I keep forgetting to buy crushed red pepper flakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I'm thinking about this old German commercial for learning English, where people on the radio with American accents were saying "we're sinking, we're sinking!" and the German comm officer asked "what are you sinking about?" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 I did not know that Akon straight up chucked a fan like a ragdoll during a concert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 "Snake Eater" from Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best James Bond theme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 1, 2021 Author Share Posted September 1, 2021 Cooking...robot...please...someone make. Feet...so...painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbo Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 I'm wondering if I have any damn clue what I'm doing, and if I'm an internet addict or have some kind of dependency on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 That new Cruella movie was ... actually not that bad. they were doing the most in a few parts but ... not bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 1, 2021 Author Share Posted September 1, 2021 It would be nice if this was just someone starting rumors for clout, but their post is making too much sense. Thank goodness I've already focused my attention elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 LinkedIn has become a fucking hotspot for Trumpers it seems. I have been looking at recruiting people and all the posts are like Biden sucks this and support the troops that… what the hell happened? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 1, 2021 Author Share Posted September 1, 2021 All right, all right, all right. Christmas werewolf porn, let's get it on! I will make this fucking deadline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian_boru Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I am thinking about how it feels like my head is going to explode. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I'm thinking about Lake Tahoe, and how this is the time of year I usually visit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 There's this person in my apartment building with a Fake Taxi sticker on their car and every time I see it, I cringe But am I cringing at them .... or myself for knowing what it is ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 This morning I woke up from a bizarre dream.... I had two girlfriends, one of them a cat who could turn into a human and was basically our pet.... the cat/human got lost in the sand carpet.... once she came back there were the three of us and a whole bunch of other people together in a room in the house I grew up in from the ages of 0-12.... we were playing a game that was on TV but could interact with us.... the answer to one of the questions was Earthworm Jim, which I got correct, but then the second part of the question was who was the maker of the game, which I couldn't remember and someone else answered correctly so they got the point.... then my mom came in and was bugging me about was that my brother in the other room, so she wanted me to go with her to see if that was him and I was mad like, "Mom, I have company!" So she sulked away and in a few minutes my dad came in berated me for making my mom upset.... then I told him that when they had company over that I have to focus all my attention on their company.... then he understood and will talk to my mom about it, then I went back to the room to join my company and the game was over, then I noticed my vision was blurry and my glasses must have fallen off without my noticing..... Then I found another pair of glasses on the ground and put them on, and they only helped a little bit, but not enough.... then I noticed my actual glasses hanging on a ledge thing on the sliding glass door so I put them on and they were mine.... then my cat gf and I started cuddling and all my company other than her went home.... then I think that's when I woke up..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 "So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets?" I need this song out of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Just now, DragonSinger said: "So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets?" I need this song out of my head. “Love me love me SAY that you’ll love me…” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 One day I'll learn Chess properly and play with the Jawa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 Black Freakazoid cosplayers make me so happy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Why do spiders think that I'm just going to allow them to live rent free in my apartment? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 God bless Canva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Replaying this game 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 I really like Sandra Oh's hair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Sometimes, the glass has got to shatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 On 8/31/2021 at 1:06 PM, DragonSinger said: How do I keep forgetting to buy crushed red pepper flakes? For this? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 Eat a dick brain. You had me dreaming about coming home to find all sorts of Valentine's chocolate truffles and cherry Poptarts, and then you end it on me opening the cabinet to find a rat so it's the last thing I see? That's bullshit, and I don't like the obvious commentary on my paranoia of having nice things followed by something bad happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 When Marilyn Monroe passed away, Joe Dimaggio arranged to have roses sent to her crypt three times a week for twenty years…. and… I thought I was being a hero this morning for making breakfast and going out to get iced coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: When Marilyn Monroe passed away, Joe Dimaggio arranged to have roses sent to her crypt three times a week for twenty years…. and… I thought I was being a hero this morning for making breakfast and going out to get iced coffee. There’s a thing called relativity, maybe that’s your equivalent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Just now, SwimOdin said: There’s a thing called relativity, maybe that’s your equivalent. I mean, my wife isn’t dead either. So…. And her cramps are wicked bad… thanks dude, I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) ……..Not sure I should give you my real answer. So……thinking about how I should walk out of my job once I get accepted to the new one. That, and that “poop” is a funny word, because it is a word people are comfortable saying just to say. Also, people who wear socks that are higher than their ankles bother me…………immensely. Edited September 5, 2021 by lupin_bebop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) We need a vaccine for Karens Edited September 8, 2021 by Kudasai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 7 hours ago, DragonSinger said: Eat a dick brain. You had me dreaming about coming home to find all sorts of Valentine's chocolate truffles and cherry Poptarts, and then you end it on me opening the cabinet to find a rat so it's the last thing I see? That's bullshit, and I don't like the obvious commentary on my paranoia of having nice things followed by something bad happening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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