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There was this spare bathroom up on the top floor that nobody ever used, and I could just pop in there at any time to make a poop or to just hide out for a bit. Then this renovation took down the main employee restrooms for the last month, so people went exploring and found my sanctuary. Now it's getting used by nasty old women that I don't like very well, and I can't poop in comfort anymore.

And this coincides with me really starting to hate this job. Dangit.

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I dont understand ... its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. I will poop in a public bathroom when I have to poop. 

I have pooped with a toddler in a public bathroom sitting on my lap ... just poop XD

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  On 3/21/2021 at 10:25 PM, Sofa King Kule said:

Still not in here.  That's over there.

He may well be in Memphis.

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Have you been following all the advancements in automated janitors? Like... remember when you said you were essential?

But I'm sure your fully vested ass ain't worried

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  On 3/20/2021 at 4:06 PM, Vamped said:

I dont understand ... its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. I will poop in a public bathroom when I have to poop. 

I have pooped with a toddler in a public bathroom sitting on my lap ... just poop XD

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That's great, until....

  On 3/21/2021 at 7:31 PM, Sofa King Kule said:

Square root cause of any odor down the drain, all remaining gasses blown out moisture vent fan.

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Packard shits in said public bathroom.

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  On 3/21/2021 at 5:43 PM, Sofa King Kule said:

Lots of tp, then right back in the shower for some double extra hot water applied to the area.

Three minutes later, good as new.

Dry with more tp.

 

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What?????

The fuck you drying your ass off with toilet paper for?

Your dad fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you, and his dick got stuck in your mouth one too many times. 

And while you're back in the shower, why aren't you washing that asshole with soap?

And why does it take 3 minutes?

You in there butt fucking yourself aren't you?

Raw.

 

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  On 3/22/2021 at 9:20 PM, resurrected said:

What?????

The fuck you drying your ass off with toilet paper for?

Your dad fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you, and his dick got stuck in your mouth one too many times. 

And while you're back in the shower, why aren't you washing that asshole with soap?

And why does it take 3 minutes?

You in there butt fucking yourself aren't you?

Raw.

 

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Damn, you didn't have to go that hard.

...I mean, I'm glad you did, but damn.

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