Death_is_coming Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Then you suddenly have to go poopy. It's some straight bs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 counterpoint about pooping it's really liberating to work from home and poop whenever the need strikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 37 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: counterpoint about pooping it's really liberating to work from home and poop whenever the need strikes When you worked at the firm did you have to rock adult diapers if the urge hit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 ............ no i just would have to not go four times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Raptorpat said: counterpoint about pooping it's really liberating to work from home and poop whenever the need strikes Counter-counterpoint: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 There was this spare bathroom up on the top floor that nobody ever used, and I could just pop in there at any time to make a poop or to just hide out for a bit. Then this renovation took down the main employee restrooms for the last month, so people went exploring and found my sanctuary. Now it's getting used by nasty old women that I don't like very well, and I can't poop in comfort anymore. And this coincides with me really starting to hate this job. Dangit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 I hate when the order of operations goes wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 I dont understand ... its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. I will poop in a public bathroom when I have to poop. I have pooped with a toddler in a public bathroom sitting on my lap ... just poop XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 I hate how no one seems to understand how horrible this truly is. I want my butthole clean the rest of the day after I wash it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 It’s a letdown. You think you’re at your cleanest and then suddenly, a shit will just up and ruin that moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Bidet. Gets that booty hole nice and clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 3/19/2021 at 11:34 PM, Death_is_coming said: Then you suddenly have to go poopy. It's some straight bs. Lots of tp, then right back in the shower for some double extra hot water applied to the area. Three minutes later, good as new. Dry with more tp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: Lots of tp, then right back in the shower for some double extra hot water applied to the area. Three minutes later, good as new. Dry with more tp. But what about the odor? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: But what about the odor? Square root cause of any odor down the drain, all remaining gasses blown out moisture vent fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Square root cause of any odor down the drain, all remaining gasses blown out moisture vent fan. But not smoke? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Look, we all know that packard is imagining death taking a dump now and it is gross. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I hate packaged and I want him to die is that an ok thing bc to say or no? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: But not smoke? Nobody smokes in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Nobody smokes in the shower. Do you ever get tired of being a wrong piece of useless janitorial shit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 48 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Do you ever get tired of being a wrong piece of useless janitorial shit? What does he have to do with the shower where I stay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: What does he have to do with the shower where I stay? Thats your neighbor Daniel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Thats your neighbor Daniel Still not in here. That's over there. He may well be in Memphis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Still not in here. That's over there. He may well be in Memphis. Have you been following all the advancements in automated janitors? Like... remember when you said you were essential? But I'm sure your fully vested ass ain't worried 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Have you been following all the advancements in automated janitors? Like... remember when you said you were essential? But I'm sure your fully vested ass ain't worried Have you been following all the advancements in intergalactic travel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Have you been following all the advancements in intergalactic travel? Have you been following the unemployment news? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Have you been following the unemployment news? Change the subject, much? You're like Biden's go... You know the thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Change the subject, much? You're like Biden's go... You know the thing. No.... No I don't. What bigoted thing are you being too big a bitch to say 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, André Toulon said: No.... No I don't. What bigoted thing are you being too big a bitch to say He really wants to call you the n word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 21 minutes ago, André Toulon said: No.... No I don't. What bigoted thing are you being too big a bitch to say And I wasn't even talking to you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, stilgar said: He really wants to call you the n word. Who knows what Biden was thinking about when he muttered those words. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: No.... No I don't. What bigoted thing are you being too big a bitch to say Ask Biden. It's his phrase. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Just now, Sofa King Kule said: Ask Biden. It's his phrase. 2 responses to Buddy?!?! Slut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 24 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: And I wasn't even talking to you. You sure about that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 22 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: 2 responses to Buddy?!?! Slut. Stfu Buddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Just now, cyberbully said: Stfu Buddy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said: Who knows what Biden was thinking about when he muttered those words. What's Biden gotta do with you wanting to call black people the n word packard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: Still not in here. That's over there. He may well be in Memphis. Oh, I though he was in the Chinese Food restaurant.... what was it called again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 3/20/2021 at 9:06 AM, Vamped said: I dont understand ... its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. I will poop in a public bathroom when I have to poop. I have pooped with a toddler in a public bathroom sitting on my lap ... just poop XD That's great, until.... 6 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: Square root cause of any odor down the drain, all remaining gasses blown out moisture vent fan. Packard shits in said public bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 I hate showering and getting ready to go out only to walk out of the house and it’s raining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 3/21/2021 at 1:43 PM, Sofa King Kule said: Lots of tp, then right back in the shower for some double extra hot water applied to the area. Three minutes later, good as new. Dry with more tp. What????? The fuck you drying your ass off with toilet paper for? Your dad fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you, and his dick got stuck in your mouth one too many times. And while you're back in the shower, why aren't you washing that asshole with soap? And why does it take 3 minutes? You in there butt fucking yourself aren't you? Raw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Why is this even a thread? You could have washed your ass in the time it took to make this ridiculous shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 ....whoever is feeding Packard needs to stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 21 hours ago, stilgar said: What's Biden gotta do with you wanting to call black people the n word packard? It's his phrase. He should own it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 What's his phrase packard and why do you want to say it so badly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 4 hours ago, resurrected said: What????? The fuck you drying your ass off with toilet paper for? Your dad fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you, and his dick got stuck in your mouth one too many times. And while you're back in the shower, why aren't you washing that asshole with soap? And why does it take 3 minutes? You in there butt fucking yourself aren't you? Raw. Damn, you didn't have to go that hard. ...I mean, I'm glad you did, but damn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Just now, Seight said: Damn, you didn't have to go that hard. ...I mean, I'm glad you did, but damn. We don't go half ass. We go all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 its not too bad if you just cleaned toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 On 3/21/2021 at 5:36 PM, Sawdamizer said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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