fuggstop Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Here yall go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) With celery, Disease McCuntFace: 5 pounds Yukon Gold potatoes or Klondike Goldust potatoes 2 cups mayonnaise (your favorite brand) 1 cup refrigerated sweet pickle relish 2 tablespoons yellow mustard, or 1 part yellow + 1 part dijon 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar 1 tablespoon celery seeds 1/2 teaspoon paprika 4-5 hard boiled eggs, peeled and chopped 3 celery stalks, diced 1/2 cup sweet onion, diced 1 tablespoon fresh chopped dill Salt and pepper Edited July 8, 2019 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I don't like potato salad. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: Here yall go Well how the fuck do you make it? Oh wait..you don’t...your mommy makes it.... ignorant cunt face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 Just now, Still Me said: Well how the fuck do you make it? Oh wait..you don’t...your mommy makes it.... ignorant cunt face Yah i have a mother that i love who cooks everything and shes great at it...probably the best...and who taught me how to cook so i dont have to pay for it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Yah i have a mother that i love who cooks everything and shes great at it...probably the best...and who taught me how to cook so i dont have to pay for it Bitch you can’t cook...you’ve even openly admitted it... when she dies...you’ll starve...but look at the bright side...you won’t have to bitch about her taking your daughter somewhere...or worry about her seeing your nude photos, or about her making food and not sharing, or demanding you do something for her... and then you might actually lose weight...fat fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I make a salad and then I put a potato on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 What kind of potato salad? I make it a few different ways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/potato-salad-recipe-1917182 People who more money than you do and have a license in the profession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Easy Peasy purchase it from Kroger 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Easy Peasy purchase it from Kroger I was hoping youd post and i get this lol But even the store bought stuff here doesnt have fucking celery omg lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, fuggstop said: But even the store bought stuff here doesnt have fucking celery omg lol https://www.kroger.com/r/perfect-potato-salad-recipe/111235 Ingredients 3 lbs. potatoes 6 large hard-cooked eggs, peeled and chopped ¼ cup chopped red onion ½ cup chopped celery ¾ cup mayonnaise 1–2 Tbsp. prepared yellow mustard ¼ tsp. salt ⅛ tsp. ground black pepper Thinly sliced cucumber Cretinous slug.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I don’t make potato salad cause that shit is a gross mayonnaise food, but almost all of it has celery. Maybe your family cuts it up really small or you can’t tell it from onion. How do you make potato salad, fuggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 It's almost like people can make potato salad the way they want by adding or subtracting what they like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: I How do you make potato salad, fuggs? I say "mom, i want some potato salad" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: I was hoping youd post and i get this lol But even the store bought stuff here doesnt have fucking celery omg lol Albertsons:Ingredients 3 pounds red potatoes, cut into 1/2 inch slices 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 cup sliced celery 1/4 cup diced red onion 2 tablespoons fresh chopped dill Dressing 5 tablespoons apple cider vinegar, divided 1/2 cup plain Greek yogurt 1/2 cup light mayonnaise 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt Pepper to taste Kroger: Ingredients 2 pounds Yukon gold potatoes (about 6 large), peeled, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 stalk celery, thinly sliced 1 tablespoon fresh dill, chopped 1/4 cup Kraft® Zesty Italian Dressing 3 hard-cooked eggs, chopped 2 green onions, thinly sliced 1/2 cup Kraft® Mayo Homestyle Real Mayonnaise Publix: With mayonnaise, hard-cooked eggs, celery, and pickle relish. Family meal item. Scan for more information. Easy tear side panel. publix.com. You're going to lose this shit EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. You've failed, bitch. Get over the fact people know how to cook better than you in that they know how to cook. Edited July 8, 2019 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Part of me wants to move this to foods, but the other wants to move it to DF because it is obviously a call-out thread. Now, my personal as well as professional outlook on this situation: You are calling out Still_Me over a dispute in another thread. Stillz went to culinary school. You did not. Therefore she is superior to you on this subject. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: I don’t make potato salad cause that shit is a gross mayonnaise food, but almost all of it has celery. Maybe your family cuts it up really small or you can’t tell it from onion. Also this. I even grew up in a heavily Amish populated area, where all the potato and macaroni salad was automatically good and made right. I can't stand it. Nor can I stand coleslaw. I hate Mayo in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Macaroni salad is better anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Macaroni salad is better anyway they probably put celery in that too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Also this. I even grew up in a heavily Amish populated area, where all the potato and macaroni salad was automatically good and made right. I can't stand it. Nor can I stand coleslaw. I hate Mayo in general. What - no hot potato salad? That stuff is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, mthor said: What - no hot potato salad? That stuff is the best. It's all blek to me 😧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: With celery, Disease McCuntFace: 5 pounds Yukon Gold potatoes or Klondike Goldust potatoes 2 cups mayonnaise (your favorite brand) 1 cup refrigerated sweet pickle relish 2 tablespoons yellow mustard, or 1 part yellow + 1 part dijon 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar 1 tablespoon celery seeds 1/2 teaspoon paprika 4-5 hard boiled eggs, peeled and chopped 3 celery stalks, diced 1/2 cup sweet onion, diced 1 tablespoon fresh chopped dill Salt and pepper you lost me at sweet pickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, nameraka said: you lost me at sweet pickles. Ever recipe is different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 48 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: It's all blek to me 😧 I'm just surprised, especially since there's no mayo in the German-style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 7 hours ago, fuggstop said: Yah i have a mother that i love who cooks everything and shes great at it...probably the best...and who taught me how to cook so i dont have to pay for it While you spend all your money eating at McDonald's and KFC and Cap'n D's, you fat mongoloid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 ITT: fuggs didn't know celery was an ingredient in potato salad. Mind blown. She's thinking we are putting dildos in potato salad. Celery is not a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: Celery is not a dildo. That's where you're wrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 36 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: ITT: fuggs didn't know celery was an ingredient in potato salad. Mind blown. She's thinking we are putting dildos in potato salad. Celery is not a dildo. Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Enter Jewel Go to Deli Request .5 lb of "Steakhouse Potato Salad" Purchase Head home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 7 hours ago, stilgar said: It's almost like people can make potato salad the way they want by adding or subtracting what they like. I make it to suit me, since I'm not feeding anyone else. There are three things I do that probably no one does (besides not using celery or fresh onion - I don't like crunchy potato salad): I make the "sauce" separately first so I can tweak it until it tastes the way I want, then add the egg whites and potatoes until I get the best ratio and coverage; I use a tablespoon or two of sugar - surprised the hell out of me that this was key to making it taste right, but it does as long as you don't add so much that it actually tastes sweet (add more dill relish and/or mustard if that happens to tart it up again); and while the potatoes are cooling after cooking, I take a small one (about pool ball size or smaller) and mash it up like mashed potatoes (including a splash of milk) and add that to the sauce. It keeps it from getting runny and adds a lot of body, but still tastes like potatoes, without making it chalky like cornstarch does. I use about 1 1/2 eggs per potato (so like maybe a dozen eggs for 6-7 potatoes), but I don't always use all the egg whites. I also use both sweet and dill relish, plus a ton of onion powder (ok, 1-2 Tbsp) and a little paprika. Lots of mayo, a Tbsp or 2 of mustard, pinch of salt. I add some celery salt if I have it, but I usually don't have any that's not old and crappy. I make good, thick deviled egg potato salad, as long as you don't know what's in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Ew, eggs shouldn't be in potato salad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, stilgar said: Ew, eggs shouldn't be in potato salad. Eggs are in mayo though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 58 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Eggs are in mayo though. I love mayo but i try not to ponder too hard about how it came to exist in the first place. I just settle on its a gift from ancient aliens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Eggs are in mayo though. And at that point they stop being eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Eggs are in mayo though. @midnight @cryptkicker5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: I love mayo but i try not to ponder too hard about how it came to exist in the first place. I just settle on its a gift from ancient aliens. Mayo is eggs and oil... I hate it, but it's great for baking as an alternative to eggs or eggs and oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 20 hours ago, fuggstop said: Here yall go start at 36 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 16 hours ago, mthor said: What - no hot potato salad? That stuff is the best. That exists? Maybe I'd like it. The one time I tried potato salad I hated it, and I think the fact that it was cold had something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That exists? Maybe I'd like it. The one time I tried potato salad I hated it, and I think the fact that it was cold had something to do with it. My mom used to make it - I think it's German. You fry up bacon, chop it into bits, and save the grease. Meanwhile, you boil potatoes, cut them up while still warm, add the bacon, chopped scallions, and some chopped endive (not the Belgian kind, the other kind). Pour the bacon grease and some cider vinegar over it, toss (the grease and vinegar become a kind of bastard vinaigrette), and serve while still warm. We used to put sour cream on it as a garnish/because Slavic. ( My dad's side is Polish; sour cream was pretty much a food group at my grandma's.) Edited July 9, 2019 by mthor 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 how about just have a regular salad you fat dull idiot... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 57 minutes ago, God-Says-No said: how about just have a regular salad you fat dull idiot... And it's a real treat to see you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 7/8/2019 at 11:43 AM, Vamped said: Easy Peasy purchase it from Kroger Pretty much this, but from Publix. Potato salad isn't high on my list of foods to prepare because I only want to eat a small batch every 4+ months, and it hurts me to spend all that effort when a simple baked potato would have made me happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 I dont like raw onion, so no onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I dont like raw onion, so no onion Have you ever tried chives instead? (It may seem a strange question, but I know people who dislike onions but like chives.) Edited July 10, 2019 by mthor GODDAMN CAT 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 minute ago, mthor said: Have you ever tried chives instead? ( Thats a good idea. I just never was a fan. Ever since i was a kid, but cooked onions are yum. Your potato salad sounds so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Just now, CutieQuesadilla said: Thats a good idea. I just never was a fan. Ever since i was a kid, but cooked onions are yum. Your potato salad sounds so good. My younger daughter is the same way. Cooked yes, raw no way in hell. And thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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