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@Poof: after successfully staging a coup and overthrowing the government, one of her generals imprisoned her in an attempt to take her place.  It will be a failed attempt and Poof will return to power in a few months.

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Disco.

Because she got mad at God of War and destroyed the PlayStation. 

I called the law because she dented my Xbox in her fit of rage. 

The cops had no problem arresting her. She was tried and found guilty. She is serving 8 months in prison. 

If you see her comment, it's not her. Buffy the bull dyke in prison stole her account. 

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1 hour ago, midnight said:

Disco.

Because she got mad at God of War and destroyed the PlayStation. 

I called the law because she dented my Xbox in her fit of rage. 

The cops had no problem arresting her. She was tried and found guilty. She is serving 8 months in prison. 

If you see her comment, it's not her. Buffy the bull dyke in prison stole her account. 

MUG SHOT!!!

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Posted
10 hours ago, Majin Mayhem said:

and tell me how they went to prison...

 

preferably in detail unless self explanatory 

@lupin_bebop for loving me too hard.

 

It's a crime in the lower states

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@1938 Packard will retire, become incredibly lonely and bored from not interacting with others from his current job, thus resorting to drinking. He will then get a DUI and most of his pension will go towards that.

FIN

Posted
43 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

@1938 Packard will retire, become incredibly lonely and bored from not interacting with others from his current job, thus resorting to drinking. He will then get a DUI and most of his pension will go towards that.

FIN

Drinking?  Loneliness can't break the sobriety spell.

Boredom?  I still have a pilgrimage to Gotland to make.  Tokyo after that.

DUI?  Impossible when I'm not drinking.

Loneliness?  I associate with people outside of work as well as at work.

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7 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Drinking?  Loneliness can't break the sobriety spell.

Boredom?  I still have a pilgrimage to Gotland to make.  Tokyo after that.

DUI?  Impossible when I'm not drinking.

Loneliness?  I associate with people outside of work as well as at work.

Drinking? Old habits die hard. You'll be back to it soon enough.

Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed.

DUI? Oh right, you have no license.

Loneliness? Again, you frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

Drinking? Old habits die hard. You'll be back to it soon enough.

Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed.

DUI? Oh right, you have no license.

Loneliness? Again, you frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one.

What does any of that have to do with the facts?

The sobriety spell has stood solid for nine years and it's not going anywhere.

I still associate with people outside of this forum.

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1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

What does any of that have to do with the facts?

The sobriety spell has stood solid for nine years and it's not going anywhere.

I still associate with people outside of this forum.

 

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1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

The sobriety spell can only be broken when the two people most offended by my drinking present me with saké.

I'll get you sake.

Posted
7 hours ago, molarbear said:

@Doom Metal Alchemist for trying to buy a vial of Ozzy's blood via the internet as a form of music steroids

 

Epic fail, molar. If you said Tony Iommi, THEN you'd be on to something. xD

The laugh react I gave you was for the part about bloodhawk. 

I'm trying to think of something for you. Like maybe relating either to liberating / kidnapping massive amounts of dogs, or else murdering Steve Bartman. But I got nothing. :|

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18 hours ago, bnmjy said:

 

Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed.

 

 Wait, is derailing a thread terrible?  Cause if that's the case then I probably need to tone it back a bit.

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8 minutes ago, Vela said:

 Wait, is derailing a thread terrible?  Cause if that's the case then I probably need to tone it back a bit.

I mean, yeah, but I do it and don't really care that it happens to my threads. It's just usually, my threads stay topical. His never do because no one takes him seriously.

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1 hour ago, Vela said:

 Wait, is derailing a thread terrible?  Cause if that's the case then I probably need to tone it back a bit.

It depends on where the thread is.  Derailing shit in the DF, Rants, or FFA is to be expected.

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1 hour ago, bnmjy said:

I mean, yeah, but I do it and don't really care that it happens to my threads. It's just usually, my threads stay topical. His never do because no one takes him seriously.

Yeah but no, okay, got it.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

It depends on where the thread is.  Derailing shit in the DF, Rants, or FFA is to be expected.

Okay so, never leave FFA, got it.

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Vela said:

Okay so, never leave FFA, got it.

Once you get to DF, you will either live there, or never venture there. 

I'd suggest never venturing there.

 

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7 minutes ago, midnight said:

Once you get to DF, you will either live there, or never venture there. 

I'd suggest never venturing there.

 

You do realize that I have to venture there now right?  It's entirely out of my control now.

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7 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

 

There is nothing in there worth reading though.

Seriously.

 

I heard

You won't believe the stuff that's in there.

It's ridiculous. 

Posted
7 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

Vela...for going streaking in the middle of a church service.

Alright that's it.  Who are you and how did you find me😮 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Vela said:

I heard

You won't believe the stuff that's in there.

It's ridiculous. 

It is like Jerry Springer and Maury minus a couple key chromosomes.

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

It is like Jerry Springer and Maury minus a couple key chromosomes.

 

Oh.  Wow.  Okay.  For some reason I'm picturing a Who Done it scenario but hosted by a magician who thinks himself amazing but is actually very flat.

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34 minutes ago, Vela said:

You do realize that I have to venture there now right?  It's entirely out of my control now.

You are getting closer to reaching that goal.

23 minutes ago, Vela said:

I heard

You won't believe the stuff that's in there.

It's ridiculous. 

It sucks.

Packard being an idiot.

Fuggs ranting about her bipolar vagina.

And that's about it.

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5 minutes ago, midnight said:

You are getting closer to reaching that goal.

It sucks.

Packard being an idiot.

Fuggs ranting about her bipolar vagina.

And that's about it.

So, just another day in IB.

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Fear of a Blank Planet made the wrong assumption and got caught in a knife fight...in the cafe at a nudists resort.

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Posted
14 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Epic fail, molar. If you said Tony Iommi, THEN you'd be on to something. xD

The laugh react I gave you was for the part about bloodhawk. 

I'm trying to think of something for you. Like maybe relating either to liberating / kidnapping massive amounts of dogs, or else murdering Steve Bartman. But I got nothing. :|

I've always felt pretty bad for that guy. 

I've never understood how anyone could logically blame him for the Cubs allowing 8 runs in a single inning

 

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