Majin Mayhem Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 and tell me how they went to prison... preferably in detail unless self explanatory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Zeni. Self-explanatory. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 @Poof: after successfully staging a coup and overthrowing the government, one of her generals imprisoned her in an attempt to take her place. It will be a failed attempt and Poof will return to power in a few months. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Disco. Because she got mad at God of War and destroyed the PlayStation. I called the law because she dented my Xbox in her fit of rage. The cops had no problem arresting her. She was tried and found guilty. She is serving 8 months in prison. If you see her comment, it's not her. Buffy the bull dyke in prison stole her account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Greeny said: Zeni. Self-explanatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, midnight said: Disco. Because she got mad at God of War and destroyed the PlayStation. I called the law because she dented my Xbox in her fit of rage. The cops had no problem arresting her. She was tried and found guilty. She is serving 8 months in prison. If you see her comment, it's not her. Buffy the bull dyke in prison stole her account. MUG SHOT!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 @Admin_Raptorpat for refusing to recite the pledge of allegiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 @panic for going to a disco. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: @panic for going to a disco. Yep....you can get the fuck out of my thread now... lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 @Danger_Juleswill be arrested for taking sneak shots of random peoples feet on a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted June 17, 2019 Author Share Posted June 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, Quackers said: Sounds like a lifetime of laughter aren’t you getting married? DEAD BACHELOR WALKIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 10 hours ago, Majin Mayhem said: and tell me how they went to prison... preferably in detail unless self explanatory @lupin_bebop for loving me too hard. It's a crime in the lower states Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Xanatos said: @lupin_bebop for loving me too hard. It's a crime in the lower states It's a crime that it's a crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 @That_One_Guy for skipping out on jury duty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 @1938 Packard will retire, become incredibly lonely and bored from not interacting with others from his current job, thus resorting to drinking. He will then get a DUI and most of his pension will go towards that. FIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 43 minutes ago, bnmjy said: @1938 Packard will retire, become incredibly lonely and bored from not interacting with others from his current job, thus resorting to drinking. He will then get a DUI and most of his pension will go towards that. FIN Drinking? Loneliness can't break the sobriety spell. Boredom? I still have a pilgrimage to Gotland to make. Tokyo after that. DUI? Impossible when I'm not drinking. Loneliness? I associate with people outside of work as well as at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I thought packard was gonna finally slip up while abducting a child. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Drinking? Loneliness can't break the sobriety spell. Boredom? I still have a pilgrimage to Gotland to make. Tokyo after that. DUI? Impossible when I'm not drinking. Loneliness? I associate with people outside of work as well as at work. Drinking? Old habits die hard. You'll be back to it soon enough. Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed. DUI? Oh right, you have no license. Loneliness? Again, you frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, bnmjy said: Drinking? Old habits die hard. You'll be back to it soon enough. Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed. DUI? Oh right, you have no license. Loneliness? Again, you frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one. What does any of that have to do with the facts? The sobriety spell has stood solid for nine years and it's not going anywhere. I still associate with people outside of this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: What does any of that have to do with the facts? The sobriety spell has stood solid for nine years and it's not going anywhere. I still associate with people outside of this forum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: The sobriety spell can only be broken when the two people most offended by my drinking present me with saké. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: The sobriety spell can only be broken when the two people most offended by my drinking present me with saké. I'll get you sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 @Doom Metal Alchemist for trying to buy a vial of Ozzy's blood via the internet as a form of music steroids @BloodHawk1991 for finally breaking his "anti-emulator" rule and emulating a game and the FBI just drops a MOAB on his house @Cau and I are going down for hiding the Fountain of Youth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 jackiemarie for sending trump some of her fanfics. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 7 hours ago, molarbear said: @Doom Metal Alchemist for trying to buy a vial of Ozzy's blood via the internet as a form of music steroids Epic fail, molar. If you said Tony Iommi, THEN you'd be on to something. The laugh react I gave you was for the part about bloodhawk. I'm trying to think of something for you. Like maybe relating either to liberating / kidnapping massive amounts of dogs, or else murdering Steve Bartman. But I got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 18 hours ago, bnmjy said: Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed. Wait, is derailing a thread terrible? Cause if that's the case then I probably need to tone it back a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Vela said: Wait, is derailing a thread terrible? Cause if that's the case then I probably need to tone it back a bit. I mean, yeah, but I do it and don't really care that it happens to my threads. It's just usually, my threads stay topical. His never do because no one takes him seriously. Edited June 19, 2019 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 @molarbear charged for assaulting an officer after petting the wrong canine cop. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Vela said: Wait, is derailing a thread terrible? Cause if that's the case then I probably need to tone it back a bit. It depends on where the thread is. Derailing shit in the DF, Rants, or FFA is to be expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 53 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: @molarbear charged for assaulting an officer after petting the wrong canine cop. I rly did chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: I mean, yeah, but I do it and don't really care that it happens to my threads. It's just usually, my threads stay topical. His never do because no one takes him seriously. Yeah but no, okay, got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: It depends on where the thread is. Derailing shit in the DF, Rants, or FFA is to be expected. Okay so, never leave FFA, got it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 59 minutes ago, Vela said: Okay so, never leave FFA, got it. Once you get to DF, you will either live there, or never venture there. I'd suggest never venturing there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, midnight said: Once you get to DF, you will either live there, or never venture there. I'd suggest never venturing there. You do realize that I have to venture there now right? It's entirely out of my control now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 You need 500 posts to get into DF. There is nothing in there worth reading though. Seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Vela...for going streaking in the middle of a church service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ginguy said: There is nothing in there worth reading though. Seriously. I heard You won't believe the stuff that's in there. It's ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Vela...for going streaking in the middle of a church service. Alright that's it. Who are you and how did you find me😮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: I heard You won't believe the stuff that's in there. It's ridiculous. It is like Jerry Springer and Maury minus a couple key chromosomes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ginguy said: It is like Jerry Springer and Maury minus a couple key chromosomes. Oh. Wow. Okay. For some reason I'm picturing a Who Done it scenario but hosted by a magician who thinks himself amazing but is actually very flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 It really is aptly named. It is a dumpster fire, all the worst cringe that gets posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Yeah, I don't think I'd live there. Probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 34 minutes ago, Vela said: You do realize that I have to venture there now right? It's entirely out of my control now. You are getting closer to reaching that goal. 23 minutes ago, Vela said: I heard You won't believe the stuff that's in there. It's ridiculous. It sucks. Packard being an idiot. Fuggs ranting about her bipolar vagina. And that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Yeeeeeah, I'm good at posting about nothing. Oh,😃 well I see that enough right here 😋 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, midnight said: You are getting closer to reaching that goal. It sucks. Packard being an idiot. Fuggs ranting about her bipolar vagina. And that's about it. So, just another day in IB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, tsar4 said: So, just another day in IB. Rinse and repeat. Only there is always some shit residue that never seems to wash away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Vela said: Alright that's it. Who are you and how did you find me😮 I'm just playin' the game, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: I'm just playin' the game, yo. Mmmhm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Fear of a Blank Planet made the wrong assumption and got caught in a knife fight...in the cafe at a nudists resort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 14 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Epic fail, molar. If you said Tony Iommi, THEN you'd be on to something. The laugh react I gave you was for the part about bloodhawk. I'm trying to think of something for you. Like maybe relating either to liberating / kidnapping massive amounts of dogs, or else murdering Steve Bartman. But I got nothing. I've always felt pretty bad for that guy. I've never understood how anyone could logically blame him for the Cubs allowing 8 runs in a single inning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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