Zenigundam Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: That would mean Zeni is a man-whore and gets all the ladies. I do get ladies... The sexy ones, but it usually takes my beating up the homewreckers who try to compete with me for their affections... And then after all the paperwork is filed and they have time to realize how badass that actually was, the ladies come with me. π« Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I do get ladies... The sexy ones, but it usually takes my beating up the homewreckers who try to compete with me for their affections... And then after all the paperwork is filed and they have time to realize how badass that actually was, the ladies come with me. π« The ladies control their own affections. So you are saying you beat them up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: The ladies control their own affections. So you are saying you beat them up? I beat up my male competition for the ladies like any real alpha male would do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskox Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I honestly don't think I could read women well until I was 25. I'm close in age to my sister and I always hung out with women. But they still remained a sort of mystery for a time. Lost my virginity just to do it, really wasn't interested in her. Had to be fucking trashed, too. I walked the Omaha tradition of "oops I fell in your vagina while I was drunk!" for two years until I was sick of it and went on an extended dry spell. Maybe eight years? Knew I'd know the right girl when I met her.Β But then I met foriegn women and noticed how different they are from Americans. If I didn't meet someone on my level I could meet someone enjoyable to be around. And San Diego is full of Mexican women.Β Anyway, I'm pretty certain Boo was that girl, and yes she will get pissy if I don't mention her here. Like 95% sure right now. (95% confirmation is huge in scientific mathematics. Just to thoroughly drive that point home.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I beat up my male competition for the ladies like any real alpha male would do. Iβm sure if you did that youβd have the pics or video to prove it. Chairs donβt count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I always thought that itβd be harder to get rid of the v-card since I had bad luck in HS. Turns out, if you put yourself out there in college, itβll happen. It is relatively easy to lose it once you find someone with similar interests who happens to have some chemistry with you.Β 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Part shyness, part never leaving the house, part not really trying, part not much caring, part too high standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: never leaving the house In almost every case it's almost entirely this. Like with anything in life, just showing up does most of the work tbh Edited March 22, 2019 by NaBron_James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: In almost every case it's almost entirely this. Like with anything in life, just showing up does most of the work tbh I would accept that if the intenet didn't exist....You can meet someone sitting on your toilet nowadays.......They will be batshit crazy, but probably still willing to bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, cyberbully said: They will be batshit crazy, but probably still willing to bone. Not everyone is as willing to make this compromise as you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: Not everyone is as willing to make this compromise as you are I've only ever met one chick online.....I'm just trying to help these people who apparently have no charisma or people skills.Β I know how to talk to women, I don't need the internet as a buffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Eh... My slutty days are over. Thank god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 10 hours ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: That would mean Zeni is a man-whore and gets all the ladies. damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I do get ladies... The sexy ones, but it usually takes my beating up the homewreckers who try to compete with me for their affections... And then after all the paperwork is filed and they have time to realize how badass that actually was, the ladies come with me. π« you don't get anyone looking the way you do, with that wardrobe, and with that haircut. stop lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Not that this has anything to do with being a virgin, but still true nonetheless. I have had date night before, and would get the shits. Which is not uncommon if you know me. Anyways, get diarrhea, be sitting on the toilet trying to talk myself out of sitting there pouring out ass soup, and just say fuck it. I've got date night. And get my ass up and my stomach actually cooperate with me. Go have sex. And soon as I'm done, the shits picked up right where they left off.Β Having diarrhea but still getting it. Yep.Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. Or if youβre in the sort of occupation where you deal with them, tenants at the property you work at. Β Or like... retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. Or if youβre in the sort of occupation where you deal with them, tenants at the property you work at. Β Or like... retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still? I lost my virginity to a co-workerΒ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I lost my virginity to a co-workerΒ Thatβs a startΒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 29 minutes ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: Β Or like...retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still? Gawd I hope that's not what is going on. Every time I take my cousin to JC Penny's I swear the dressing rooms smell like ass 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: Gawd I hope that's not what is going on. Every time I take my cousin to JC Penny's I swear the dressing rooms smell like ass It doesnβt help that I have been watching a lot of shit about dying andΒ abandoned malls along with big retailers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 39 minutes ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. Or if youβre in the sort of occupation where you deal with them, tenants at the property you work at. Β Or like... retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still? I have the mentality of βdonβt shit where you eatβ...although Iβve been attracted to coworkers...I wonβt act on that...it breeds darkness.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: I have the mentality of βdonβt shit where you eatβ...although Iβve been attracted to coworkers...I wonβt act on that...it breeds darkness.... Iβve only had bad luck one time but it wasnβt because she was a coworker, she was just fucking psychotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 52 minutes ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. Or if youβre in the sort of occupation where you deal with them, tenants at the property you work at. Β Or like... retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still? I have a co-worker i want to ask out. Will I have the balls? That remains to be seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 i wouldn't ask out a coworker. the possibility of bringing relationship drama to work would be too much of a risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Don't date co-workers; they're one space away from cow-orkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i wouldn't ask out a coworker. the possibility of bringing relationship drama to work would be too much of a risk That is definitely I concern I have.Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. i married a co-worker. she's the only woman i've been with for over 10 years. thank god i got my slut on before then. the people who marry their first love and only ever bang out that one person -- forever --Β they confuseΒ me more than old virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) 41 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i married a co-worker. she's the only woman i've been with for over 10 years. thank god i got my slut on before then. the people who marry their first love and only ever bang out that one person -- forever --Β they confuseΒ me more than old virgins. My brother married his high school sweet heart, who to my knowledge is the only girl he's ever dated. They've been married since 2009 and have two kids. Oh, and they've been dating since, I want to say, 1998? Edited March 22, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: My brother married his high school sweet heart, who to my knowledge is the only girl he's ever dated. They've been married since 2009 and have two kids. Oh, and they've been dating since, I want to say, 1998? my brother did the same thing. not sure if he stayed faithful thru college, but they ended up getting married and have kids and all that as well. kinda scary to think about, imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) Honestly sex is like the least of my concerns even when dating. It's offputting to me when a female throws advances at me or even brings it up before IΒ know them personally. I get flirting, and I can hang with it, not even saying I'm opposed to sex on the first date or one night stands I just prefer to actually connect with people on some level before getting sexual because that makes it a lot less awkward.. The last one night stand I had was awkward as fuck for those same reasons.. I don't understand people that can fuck strangers or even want the pleasure with all the risks attached when they know nothing about the person. I'm not a virgin, but it honestly doesn't matter. I think most people that crave sex have nothing better going for themselves or just really low self esteem, and it turns me off.Β Edited March 22, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 4 hours ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: I am surprised no one mentioned fucking a co-worker. Or if youβre in the sort of occupation where you deal with them, tenants at the property you work at. Β Or like... retail? Do people fuck customers in the dressing rooms still? When I was finishing up my final semester of college, I was staying at a motel down the road during the weekdays. The motel's staff was all young andΒ female except the owner who was an older guy. Not much to do in this town so I stayed in if I didn't have class.Β One of the girls that worked at the desk was chatting with me and long story short she swung by my room after her shift and we made the sex.Β I stayed there for a few months and wound up doing something sexual over thatΒ time with all but two staff members, one being the owner.Β That was like the sluttiest I've ever been. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 aww yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 This day in age with tinder, sex groups on kik, sex websites soley for hooking up like fetlife or adultfriendfinder..or plentyoffish....you really have to put in effort NOT to fuck lol Pretty much...at this point in this day in age just be honest with yourself and say you have no true real interest in fucking. Oh and while you do that.. dont hate on the sexual freedom and prowess of others because they got over their fears and you didnt. You still want to be a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, fuggstop said: This day in age with tinder, sex groups on kik, sex websites soley for hooking up like fetlife or adultfriendfinder..or plentyoffish....you really have to put in effort NOT to fuck lol Pretty much...at this point in this day in age just be honest with yourself and say you have no true real interest in fucking. Oh and while you do that.. dont hate on the sexual freedom and prowess of others because they got over their fears and you didnt. You still want to be a child. Some people aren't degenerate sluts. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Greeny said: Some people aren't degenerate sluts. Some people aren't incels. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Greeny said: Some people aren't degenerate sluts. Quit using words you don't know the meaning of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 4 hours ago, fuggstop said: Quit using words you don't know the meaning of. Take your own advice and stop using passed and past. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 On 3/21/2019 at 8:55 AM, Lady_Hitaki2222 said: Abuse when they were children, extreme hang ups, way too picky (unrealistic standards) extremely poor self image and self esteem (very apparent in one particular virgin here) learning and socially crippled (you know who) and plain ole no one wants to fuck them..probably because irl their personality is so off putting. I feel personally.attacked Also really bad social anxiety and poor self image and worth but I'm starting to work through it I've made some steps in the right direction I got my license and that helps to get me out of the house In the past I went through a really stressful time I got diagnosed with agoraphobia and had be on meds for awhile and I really don't want have that happen again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Iβm a virgin by choice like ghostie. mind your business. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 3 hours ago, JeNewBee said: I feel personally.attacked Also really bad social anxiety and poor self image and worth but I'm starting to work through it I've made some steps in the right direction I got my license and that helps to get me out of the house In the past I went through a really stressful time I got diagnosed with agoraphobia and had be on meds for awhile and I really don't want have that happen again I dont even know you to personally attack you. I posted the truth. Get a therapist and learn to deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 3 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Iβm a virgin by choice like ghostie. mind your business. Ive been a virgin for two whole days now. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Degenerates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 4 hours ago, fuggstop said: Degenerates And here comes the queen of degeneratesΒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 8 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Iβm a virgin by choice like ghostie. mind your business. I respect your decision, but can you and I at least mud wrestle? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 The virgin levels are off the charts in here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The virgin levels are off the charts in here... It sure isΒ now that you showed up. Edited March 24, 2019 by ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π goddamn auto correct. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: It sure has now that you showed up. Stab burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, GunStarHero said: I respect your decision, but can you and I at least mud wrestle? Lets do this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Hawt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 12 hours ago, fuggstop said: I dont even know you to personally attack you. I posted the truth. Get a therapist and learn to deal with it. Is that your alt? Also I clearly state that I have It's how I got the diagnosed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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