That_One_Guy Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 Okkk...sooooo Zeni vs. Viper? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 7 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Sponges (cause he's fucking crazy) 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) . Edited February 7, 2019 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Zeni vs viper vs stilgar vs fuggz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: Zeni vs viper vs stilgar vs fuggz This is it. We need ring girls/guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: This is it. We need ring girls/guys You went from boxing to tag team wrestling, my man. Stick with my gladiator battle royale to the death cage match idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: You went from boxing to tag team wrestling, my man. Stick with my gladiator battle royale to the death cage match idea. Im running this bitch. You just worry about making weight, fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I mean if I didn't have to go to work, we'd be only a handful of minutes away from somebody threatening to destroy the UEMB, along with the entire internet, but I'm just go along and jump in the bathtub. I've got ladies to impress later on. Bubble bath time 🧖♂️ You don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Clu said: Zeni has always been good in my book. You're just sad... You've threatened to leave, you made your own boards, you came back... The stories we hear about you are just pathetic... And then you surface again, with even more sad tales of how you try and impress this place, with absolute craziness. You do you man, but it's not even amusing. All I read was "long deep throating" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said: You don't work. And what about you broken dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, Kuroko said: And what about you broken dick? You mean the 8 inch monster? He's doing great. He has a date friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, DoubleDoink said: You mean the 8 inch monster? He's doing great. He has a date friday. Just don't snap it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, Kuroko said: Just don't snap it I've already came in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 oye vay. *smh* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, discolemonade said: oye vay. *smh* Disco vs fuggz 500 on disco send fuggz to the hospital 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Is it ok if it isn't so much boxing...? http://m.fightland.vice.com/blog/rough-and-tumble-the-deeply-southern-tradition-of-nose-biting-testicle-ripping-and-eye-gouging 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Is it ok if it isn't so much boxing...? http://m.fightland.vice.com/blog/rough-and-tumble-the-deeply-southern-tradition-of-nose-biting-testicle-ripping-and-eye-gouging I thought maybe you inputted your asshole in here somewhere... I was ready to find Waldo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 11 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i wanna see zeni vs mix. Lol I would put money just on zeni lasting 30 seconds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: 5'6", 185, don't know my reach think it's probably like 68-70", they used to call me the Sonic Rican and Mike Tyson Damn bro. I'm a foot taller than you. I don't even remember when I hit 5'6''. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 9 hours ago, molarbear said: I want to see Still Me vs her cat LB vs any Samsung device Vamped vs her alarm in the morning Cracky vs whatever old people are hating on these days and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins Ghosts and Goblins definitely gets the win here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Lol @ me vs zeni. He’s going to bring emojis to the fight. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Mix said: @garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law I’m losing for sure. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 42 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Lol @ me vs zeni. He’s going to bring emojis to the fight. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 WHOOP his ass! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: WHOOP his ass! I really would. I’m more Alpha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Kuroko said: Disco vs fuggz 500 on disco send fuggz to the hospital i would have to respectfully decline. i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i would have to respectfully decline. i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. This thread is getting better and better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i would have to respectfully decline. i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. But fuggs has a good 4 to 500 pound advantage on you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, stilgar said: But fuggs has a good 4 to 500 pound advantage on you. that means nothing in my world. there's also that pesky hand to hand training i got for 8 years. the bigger they are, the harder they fall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 11 hours ago, Mix said: why are all these for Zeni I think this should be the fight card Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar UNDERCARD: @cyberbully vs @ghostrek @scoobdog vs @NaBron_James @garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law @SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy @PowerKing vs @1938 Packard i just wanted to see a good fight. but im also ok with seeing people getting their ass whupped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Lol, buddy vs ghost gargantuan dick. That’s not fair. Ghostie doesn’t look like he fights. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Give me a random opponent it doesn't matter who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I really would. I’m more Alpha. Couldn't even call her a scrappy underdog, she's taller than him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: I’m losing for sure. lmao, mother-in-laws are scary.....it's like a law of nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 12 hours ago, cyberbully said: .....I really don't wanna hurt ghostrek (or find out he's secretly Jet Li)....I just pretend that he makes me that mad. Honestly, he's just a distraction. Now if I can get in the ring with the other janitor, I promise all will be entertained. I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 12 hours ago, molarbear said: I want to see Still Me vs her cat LB vs any Samsung device Vamped vs her alarm in the morning Cracky vs whatever old people are hating on these days and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins Brilliant....we should share match maker duties....we can hold an event every month What would we call it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 10 hours ago, scoobdog said: So this is what I got summoned for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Clu said: I guess I'm just financing this shit... It's how I saw it going down too. I figured, "hey, he's getting married....he doesn't need another fight on his hands" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Mix said: I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time.... I don't want to play anymore....This has gone from combat to fetishism and that a nope from me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I don't want to play anymore....This has gone from combat to fetishism and that a nope from me. This is combat... Ever heard of greek wrestling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mix said: I'm somewhat curious as to why I'm paired with Nabs... again. It seems like every time one of these threads appears, I get paired with Nabs. I don't even hate the guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 27 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I'm somewhat curious as to why I'm paired with Nabs... again. It seems like every time one of these threads appears, I get paired with Nabs. I don't even hate the guy. oh there were plenty of match ups for you guys, but at this point it's more about what the people want.... Edited February 7, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mix said: This is combat... Ever heard of greek wrestling? Yes, we have all heard of gay sex. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, stilgar said: Yes, we have all heard of gay sex. is it not enough that they wear pants now.....this is a very old sport, passed down through Greek culture.... don't you dare sully it with you hetero-normative cis-gender whatnot (I really hope I used those terms right) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, Mix said: oh there were plenty of match ups for you guys, but at this point it's more about what the people want.... Who wants it besides Nabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Who wants it besides Nabs? see, even you know he wants it.....you want it too.....we can all tell.....just give it to................hmmm You know what, Buddy might have been right....that list is mostly filled with people with pent up sexual energy between them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Me vs Trigonometry, and I'm on the ropes right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 hours ago, midnight said: Ghosts and Goblins definitely gets the win here. you just gotta fight it southpaw, that's the key to beating it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 I'll challenge you @Mix No boxing, though. Full on MMA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: Brilliant....we should share match maker duties....we can hold an event every month What would we call it? Bruh Jam vol. 4 See we sell the event like people missed out on the first 3, plus it's a total douche name so we immediately rope in that crowd. Explode on social media, host a second Fyre event, then disappear to some island with loads of money 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I'll challenge you @Mix No boxing, though. Full on MMA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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