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Posted
2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

This is it. We need ring girls/guys

You went from boxing to tag team wrestling, my man. Stick with my gladiator battle royale to the death cage match idea.

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

You went from boxing to tag team wrestling, my man. Stick with my gladiator battle royale to the death cage match idea.

Im running this bitch. You just worry about making weight, fucker.

Posted
1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

I mean if I didn't have to go to work, we'd be only a handful of minutes away from somebody threatening to destroy the UEMB, along with the entire internet, but I'm just go along and jump in the bathtub. I've got ladies to impress later on. Bubble bath time 🧖‍♂️

You don't work.

Posted
1 hour ago, Clu said:

Zeni has always been good in my book. You're just sad... You've threatened to leave, you made your own boards, you came back... The stories we hear about you are just pathetic... And then you surface again, with even more sad tales of how you try and impress this place, with absolute craziness.

You do you man, but it's not even amusing.

All I read was "long deep throating"

Posted
9 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

5'6", 185, don't know my reach think it's probably like 68-70", they used to call me the Sonic Rican and Mike Tyson

Damn bro. I'm a foot taller than you. I don't even remember when I hit 5'6''.

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Posted
9 hours ago, molarbear said:

I want to see Still Me vs her cat

LB vs any Samsung device

Vamped vs her alarm in the morning

Cracky vs whatever old people are hating on these days

and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins

 

Ghosts and Goblins definitely gets the win here.

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Posted
42 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

Lol @ me vs zeni.

He’s going to bring emojis to the fight. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

WHOOP his ass! 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i would have to respectfully decline.

i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. 

 

This thread is getting better and better

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Posted
8 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i would have to respectfully decline.

i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. 

 

But fuggs has a good 4 to 500 pound advantage on you.

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Posted
1 minute ago, stilgar said:

But fuggs has a good 4 to 500 pound advantage on you.

that means nothing in my world. 

there's also that pesky hand to hand training i got for 8 years. 

the bigger they are, the harder they fall. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Mix said:

why are all these for Zeni xD

I think this should be the fight card

 

Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade

Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar

UNDERCARD:

@cyberbully vs @ghostrek

@scoobdog vs @NaBron_James

@garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law

@SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy

@PowerKing vs @1938 Packard

 

 

 

i just wanted to see a good fight. but im also ok with seeing people getting their ass whupped. 

Posted
2 hours ago, garbagepailcat said:

I’m losing for sure. 

lmao, mother-in-laws are scary.....it's like a law of nature

Posted
12 hours ago, cyberbully said:

.....I really don't wanna hurt ghostrek (or find out he's secretly Jet Li)....I just pretend that he makes me that mad.  Honestly, he's just a distraction.

Now if I can get in the ring with the other janitor, I promise all will be entertained.

I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time....

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Posted
12 hours ago, molarbear said:

I want to see Still Me vs her cat

LB vs any Samsung device

Vamped vs her alarm in the morning

Cracky vs whatever old people are hating on these days

and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins

 

Brilliant....we should share match maker duties....we can hold an event every month

What would we call it?

 

Posted
8 hours ago, Clu said:

I guess I'm just financing this shit... It's how I saw it going down too.

I figured, "hey, he's getting married....he doesn't need another fight on his hands"

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Mix said:

I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time....

I don't want to play anymore....This has gone from combat to fetishism and that a nope from me.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I don't want to play anymore....This has gone from combat to fetishism and that a nope from me.

 This is combat...

Ever heard of greek wrestling? 

 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

I'm somewhat curious as to why I'm paired with Nabs... again.  It seems like every time one of these threads appears, I get paired with Nabs.  I don't even hate the guy.

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Posted (edited)
27 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I'm somewhat curious as to why I'm paired with Nabs... again.  It seems like every time one of these threads appears, I get paired with Nabs.  I don't even hate the guy.

oh there were plenty of match ups for you guys, but at this point it's more about what the people want....

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Posted
15 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Yes, we have all heard of gay sex.

is it not enough that they wear pants now.....this is a very old sport, passed down through Greek culture....

don't you dare sully it with you hetero-normative cis-gender whatnot

 

 

(I really hope I used those terms right)

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Mix said:

oh there were plenty of match ups for you guys, but at this point it's more about what the people want....

Who wants it besides Nabs?

Posted
1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Who wants it besides Nabs?

see, even you know he wants it.....you want it too.....we can all tell.....just give it to................hmmm :|

 

You know what, Buddy might have been right....that list is mostly filled with people with pent up sexual energy between them

Posted
2 hours ago, Mix said:

Brilliant....we should share match maker duties....we can hold an event every month

What would we call it?

 

Bruh Jam vol. 4

See we sell the event like people missed out on the first 3, plus it's a total douche name so we immediately rope in that crowd. Explode on social media, host a second Fyre event, then disappear to some island with loads of money

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