André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 Or from a human.....Like you know someone pissed in the Mtn. Dew vat at some point, or spit in the pink slime......And we've all had a hair in our food at some point, even if we didn't see it......Life is gross. 1 1
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 I love finding and eating other people's fingernails 1 1
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I love finding and eating other people's fingernails Quick sidebar here....Why don't you get food stamps? I mean it's totally possible you do and are smart enough to not spout off about it here, but assuming you don't.......Can you get them. Because the things you claim to eat saddens me....I don't even mean the obvious joke about the fingernails or even the aged cooked mouse story, but you';ve said some pretty troubling things about what you consume. 1
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 What upsetting things have I said that I eat? I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that.
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Nabloom said: What upsetting things have I said that I eat? I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that. Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it. 1
GuyBeardmane Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 Only the Soylent Green. But I do eat it weekly. 1
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it. When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. 1
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. See....That shit. That's the shit I'm talking about. 1
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: If I was a millionaire I would still do that Eat trash? 1
bnmjy Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Nabloom said: When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. Disgusting. No wonder you have worms.
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: Eat trash? Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself? 1
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Disgusting. No wonder you have worms. You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself? There's no outrage, just confusion. You ever think there may be a reason those slices were left and discarded......Or is the thought process literally "It's refuse so it's free...WINNING!" 1
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 3
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Probably some. 😏 Thank you, Zeni
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing. 2 1 1
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 33 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing. I just asked why don't you get some assistance....I actually don't care that you eat trash, but I am inquisitive. 1
discolé monade Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) i've always wondered if corona had piss in it. and i always wondered if the any one of the multiple cantina's i've eaten at, were the product of 'a rat' in the cartel. other than that, i've pulled hair out of food. and left the restaurant never to return (hardess~gross phuqn place) i found a bandaid in a salad bar ~ some soup and salad joint in orange county ~ never returned. so...probably? 08% Edited July 20, 2018 by discolemonade 13% was too high. 3
Still Me Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone Depending on who you may be sharing with and what they may have done to the food...you could contract H.pylori.... or mono....I’ve had mono...that’s not fun Edited July 20, 2018 by Still Me
KimopoBotar Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 I don't know and i think I prefer it that way. 2
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Poof said: cum is human food Well, you don't exactly order cum or buy it at a store....Or can you? *google.
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, Poof said: people are human food too Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub. 1
GunStarHero Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Nabloom said: When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. Never did that but I used to eat dumpster food, usually from restaurant dumpsters.
scoobdog Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 8 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: See....That shit. That's the shit I'm talking about. I dunno, Nabs has a way of making sense in these matters.
Vamped Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 there's probably a little piece of a person in every single thing 1
Poof Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub. Ive thought about it alot and it depends on my mood
KimopoBotar Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub. No, I'm pretty sure that's how you become a wendigo. Or get kuru.
Hornshire Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 Not enough to make something out of it, if we're only counting happenstance.
Poof Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Poof said: Ive thought about it alot and it depends on my mood my current mood is yes i would like to
katt_goddess Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 I could tell you horror stories about the places that process tators for things like hashbrowns, tator tots, and yes French fries. Y'all have nommed human whether you know it or not. 1
NSAID Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 Hm. Well like I've worked in a restaurant where we would hand wash the dishes, and as far as the sinks go, the scabs on your hands go in but they don't come out you feel me. And I've personally lost about an inch of thumb-skin from dishes scraping against my hand, who knows where that went. So probably like a lot.
Poof Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, NSAID said: Hm. Well like I've worked in a restaurant where we would hand wash the dishes, and as far as the sinks go, the scabs on your hands go in but they don't come out you feel me. And I've personally lost about an inch of thumb-skin from dishes scraping against my hand, who knows where that went. So probably like a lot. i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about
KimopoBotar Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 Just now, Poof said: i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about This. Though my co-worker lost his finger tip to the deli slicer. The most dangerous thing I had to deal with was wet floors.
NSAID Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 Just now, Poof said: i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about Like if you have a bunch of small scrapes and cuts that have scabbed over, like one does, the water softens and loosens them, meaning they're just free floating in the dish water. Or if you cut yourself on a dish or a metal scratch pad anything that leaks out is then in the mix.
KimopoBotar Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, NSAID said: Like if you have a bunch of small scrapes and cuts that have scabbed over, like one does, the water softens and loosens them, meaning they're just free floating in the dish water. Or if you cut yourself on a dish or a metal scratch pad anything that leaks out is then in the mix. I wore gloves when i washed dishes.
NSAID Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said: I wore gloves when i washed dishes. You could go that route, but you'll never get the same flavor
TrigunBebop Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 All of it. I only eat soylent green. Also, cocks. 1
molarbear Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 I'm pretty sure chicken nuggets are at least 1% Human remains but they're so tasty 1
mthor Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 Maybe. After all, when you get a pulled pork sandwich, how can you be sure whether it's pig or long pig?
Sandstone Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 7/20/2018 at 8:24 AM, discolemonade said: i've always wondered if corona had piss in it. and i always wondered if the any one of the multiple cantina's i've eaten at, were the product of 'a rat' in the cartel. other than that, i've pulled hair out of food. and left the restaurant never to return (hardess~gross phuqn place) i found a bandaid in a salad bar ~ some soup and salad joint in orange county ~ never returned. so...probably? 08% Corona tastes like bottled pee anyways. 1
BlackNoir Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) Corona exists so you don't look like an insensitive prick while eating chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant. If you are anything beside Mexican and buy a 12 pack of it, you just like spending twice as much for terrible beer. Edited March 17, 2019 by The Beast Milk
Clu Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 1 minute ago, The Beast Milk said: Corona exists so you don't look like an insensitive prick while eating chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant. If you are anything beside Mexican and buy a 12 pack of it, you just like spending twice as much for terrible beer. I saw a dude putting pickles in his Corona the other day... I wanted to beat the fucking shit out of him 1 3
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