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Of all the food you've consumed throughout the course of your life, how much do you think was human?


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34 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

I love finding and eating other people's fingernails 

Quick sidebar here....Why don't you get food stamps?  I mean it's totally possible you do and are smart enough to not spout off about it here, but assuming you don't.......Can you get them.  Because the things you claim to eat saddens me....I don't even mean the obvious joke about the fingernails or even the aged cooked mouse story, but you';ve said some pretty troubling things about what you consume.

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What upsetting things have I said that I eat? 

I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that. 

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5 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

What upsetting things have I said that I eat? 

I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that. 

Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it.

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12 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it.

When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. 

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2 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. 

See....That shit.  That's the shit I'm talking about.

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32 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. 

Disgusting. No wonder you have worms.

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1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself? 

There's no outrage, just confusion.  You ever think there may be a reason those slices were left and discarded......Or is the thought process literally "It's refuse so it's free...WINNING!"

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3 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 

 

4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 

 

4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 

 

4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 

 

4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 

 

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33 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing. 

I just asked why don't you get some assistance....I actually don't care that you eat trash, but I am inquisitive.

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i've always wondered if corona had piss in it. 

and i always wondered if the any one of the multiple cantina's i've eaten at, were the product of 'a rat' in the cartel. 

other than that, i've pulled hair out of food. and left the restaurant never to return (hardess~gross phuqn place)

i found a bandaid in a salad bar ~ some soup and salad joint in orange county ~ never returned. 

so...probably? 08%

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13% was too high.
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2 hours ago, Nabloom said:

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 

Depending on who you may be sharing with and what they may have done to the food...you could contract H.pylori....

or mono....I’ve had mono...that’s not fun

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24 minutes ago, Poof said:

people are human food too

Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose.

Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub.

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5 hours ago, Nabloom said:

When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. 

Never did that but I used to eat dumpster food, usually from restaurant dumpsters. 

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5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose.

Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub.

Ive thought about it alot and it depends on my mood

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5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose.

Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub.

No, I'm pretty sure that's how you become a wendigo. Or get kuru. 

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Hm. Well like I've worked in a restaurant where we would hand wash the dishes, and as far as the sinks go, the scabs on your hands go in but they don't come out you feel me. And I've personally lost about an inch of thumb-skin from dishes scraping against my hand, who knows where that went. So probably like a lot.

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2 minutes ago, NSAID said:

Hm. Well like I've worked in a restaurant where we would hand wash the dishes, and as far as the sinks go, the scabs on your hands go in but they don't come out you feel me. And I've personally lost about an inch of thumb-skin from dishes scraping against my hand, who knows where that went. So probably like a lot.

i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about

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Just now, Poof said:

i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about

Like if you have a bunch of small scrapes and cuts that have scabbed over, like one does, the water softens and loosens them, meaning they're just free floating in the dish water. Or if you cut yourself on a dish or a metal scratch pad anything that leaks out is then in the mix.

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1 hour ago, NSAID said:

Like if you have a bunch of small scrapes and cuts that have scabbed over, like one does, the water softens and loosens them, meaning they're just free floating in the dish water. Or if you cut yourself on a dish or a metal scratch pad anything that leaks out is then in the mix.

I wore gloves when i washed dishes. 

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On 7/20/2018 at 8:24 AM, discolemonade said:

i've always wondered if corona had piss in it. 

and i always wondered if the any one of the multiple cantina's i've eaten at, were the product of 'a rat' in the cartel. 

other than that, i've pulled hair out of food. and left the restaurant never to return (hardess~gross phuqn place)

i found a bandaid in a salad bar ~ some soup and salad joint in orange county ~ never returned. 

so...probably? 08%

Corona tastes like bottled pee anyways.

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Corona exists so you don't look like an insensitive prick while eating chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant.  If you are anything beside Mexican and buy a 12 pack of it, you just like spending twice as much for terrible beer.

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1 minute ago, The Beast Milk said:

Corona exists so you don't look like an insensitive prick while eating chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant.  If you are anything beside Mexican and buy a 12 pack of it, you just like spending twice as much for terrible beer.

I saw a dude putting pickles in his Corona the other day... I wanted to beat the fucking shit out of him 

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