André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Or from a human.....Like you know someone pissed in the Mtn. Dew vat at some point, or spit in the pink slime......And we've all had a hair in our food at some point, even if we didn't see it......Life is gross. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I love finding and eating other people's fingernails 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I love finding and eating other people's fingernails Quick sidebar here....Why don't you get food stamps? I mean it's totally possible you do and are smart enough to not spout off about it here, but assuming you don't.......Can you get them. Because the things you claim to eat saddens me....I don't even mean the obvious joke about the fingernails or even the aged cooked mouse story, but you';ve said some pretty troubling things about what you consume. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 What upsetting things have I said that I eat? I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Nabloom said: What upsetting things have I said that I eat? I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that. Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Only the Soylent Green. But I do eat it weekly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it. When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. See....That shit. That's the shit I'm talking about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 If I was a millionaire I would still do that 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: If I was a millionaire I would still do that Eat trash? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Nabloom said: When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. Disgusting. No wonder you have worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: Eat trash? Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Probably some. 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Disgusting. No wonder you have worms. You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself? There's no outrage, just confusion. You ever think there may be a reason those slices were left and discarded......Or is the thought process literally "It's refuse so it's free...WINNING!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Probably some. 😏 Thank you, Zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 33 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing. I just asked why don't you get some assistance....I actually don't care that you eat trash, but I am inquisitive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) i've always wondered if corona had piss in it. and i always wondered if the any one of the multiple cantina's i've eaten at, were the product of 'a rat' in the cartel. other than that, i've pulled hair out of food. and left the restaurant never to return (hardess~gross phuqn place) i found a bandaid in a salad bar ~ some soup and salad joint in orange county ~ never returned. so...probably? 08% Edited July 20, 2018 by discolemonade 13% was too high. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone Depending on who you may be sharing with and what they may have done to the food...you could contract H.pylori.... or mono....I’ve had mono...that’s not fun Edited July 20, 2018 by Still Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 cum is human food 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I don't know and i think I prefer it that way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Poof said: cum is human food Well, you don't exactly order cum or buy it at a store....Or can you? *google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 people are human food too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, Poof said: people are human food too Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Nabloom said: When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them. Never did that but I used to eat dumpster food, usually from restaurant dumpsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I eats sperms 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 8 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: See....That shit. That's the shit I'm talking about. I dunno, Nabs has a way of making sense in these matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 94 percent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 there's probably a little piece of a person in every single thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub. Ive thought about it alot and it depends on my mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub. No, I'm pretty sure that's how you become a wendigo. Or get kuru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Not enough to make something out of it, if we're only counting happenstance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Poof said: Ive thought about it alot and it depends on my mood my current mood is yes i would like to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I could tell you horror stories about the places that process tators for things like hashbrowns, tator tots, and yes French fries. Y'all have nommed human whether you know it or not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Hm. Well like I've worked in a restaurant where we would hand wash the dishes, and as far as the sinks go, the scabs on your hands go in but they don't come out you feel me. And I've personally lost about an inch of thumb-skin from dishes scraping against my hand, who knows where that went. So probably like a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, NSAID said: Hm. Well like I've worked in a restaurant where we would hand wash the dishes, and as far as the sinks go, the scabs on your hands go in but they don't come out you feel me. And I've personally lost about an inch of thumb-skin from dishes scraping against my hand, who knows where that went. So probably like a lot. i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Just now, Poof said: i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about This. Though my co-worker lost his finger tip to the deli slicer. The most dangerous thing I had to deal with was wet floors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Just now, Poof said: i had a job washing dishes and idk what youre talking about Like if you have a bunch of small scrapes and cuts that have scabbed over, like one does, the water softens and loosens them, meaning they're just free floating in the dish water. Or if you cut yourself on a dish or a metal scratch pad anything that leaks out is then in the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, NSAID said: Like if you have a bunch of small scrapes and cuts that have scabbed over, like one does, the water softens and loosens them, meaning they're just free floating in the dish water. Or if you cut yourself on a dish or a metal scratch pad anything that leaks out is then in the mix. I wore gloves when i washed dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said: I wore gloves when i washed dishes. You could go that route, but you'll never get the same flavor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 All of it. I only eat soylent green. Also, cocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 I'm pretty sure chicken nuggets are at least 1% Human remains but they're so tasty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Maybe. After all, when you get a pulled pork sandwich, how can you be sure whether it's pig or long pig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Human is all I eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Bumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 7/20/2018 at 8:24 AM, discolemonade said: i've always wondered if corona had piss in it. and i always wondered if the any one of the multiple cantina's i've eaten at, were the product of 'a rat' in the cartel. other than that, i've pulled hair out of food. and left the restaurant never to return (hardess~gross phuqn place) i found a bandaid in a salad bar ~ some soup and salad joint in orange county ~ never returned. so...probably? 08% Corona tastes like bottled pee anyways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) Corona exists so you don't look like an insensitive prick while eating chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant. If you are anything beside Mexican and buy a 12 pack of it, you just like spending twice as much for terrible beer. Edited March 17, 2019 by The Beast Milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 minute ago, The Beast Milk said: Corona exists so you don't look like an insensitive prick while eating chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant. If you are anything beside Mexican and buy a 12 pack of it, you just like spending twice as much for terrible beer. I saw a dude putting pickles in his Corona the other day... I wanted to beat the fucking shit out of him 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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