André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 My answer is fuck all of them because they all have shit looks on their entitled faces and maybe my feet hurt.......Bother someone else because aitn't no love on this train. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I'm pretty much in agreement with you... Except I don't know if D will attack me and turn me into a zombie if I don't give him my seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 D motherfuckers dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 They should have made the sitting guy a fat black woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm pretty much in agreement with you... Except I don't know if D will attack me and turn me into a zombie if I don't give him my seat. Let the zombie snack on the others. Hopefully, you'll have reached your stop before he could get to you. If not, give him the damn seat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: all of them King of the cucks right here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 A can sit. ON MY FACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 none of them. i mean...look at the faces. their privilege is showing through. except zombie. he just looks hungry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, discolemonade said: none of them. i mean...look at the faces. their privilege is showing through. except zombie. he just looks hungry. If I'm being completely honest, I'd probably give it to the preggo lady tho....I mean she has one infant and is preggo with another....She's just probably just had a shit day if she's taking the train and whoever knocked her up hasn't made more pleasant arrangements . Fuck the old scowling lady and the dude with the fucked up foot.....You can still stand on that shit......I really don't want that to be a zombie and just a meth head....So fuck him too....Even though they might still try to eat you Edited April 8, 2018 by Derrick Foreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 doesn't matter to me. there's a bomb in that briefcase fuckers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: If I'm being completely honest, I'd probably give it to the preggo lady tho....I mean she has one infant and is preggo with another....She's just probably just had a shit day if she's taking the train and whoever knocked her up hasn't made more pleasant arrangements . Fuck the old scowling lady and the dude with the fucked up foot.....You can still stand on that shit......I really don't want that to be a zombie and just a meth head....So fuck him too....Even though they might still try to eat you well, if we're being completely honest. none of them. because my knee hurts like a mo'fo. my foot feels like it's being crushed, and i had to run to the damn bus at the last stop. AND put out the cig i JUST lit up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 None of this applies to me. I would never ride a bus. LOOK AT MY PRIVILEGE, LOOK AT IT!!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 I haven't ridden one in decades, but I did in college.....I was young and spry back then and I'd still be damned if I give my seat up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 No one deserves it. We are currently occupying it, and nobody has the right to displace Us from it. If We are feeling charitable, We may surrender it to another, but that choice is solely at Our discretion; We are under no obligation to do so, just as no one would be obligated to do so for Us should the situation be changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 You're probably gonna die before you get to your stop anyway so just sit there and get bitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: If I'm being completely honest, I'd probably give it to the preggo lady tho....I mean she has one infant and is preggo with another....She's just probably just had a shit day if she's taking the train and whoever knocked her up hasn't made more pleasant arrangements . Fuck the old scowling lady and the dude with the fucked up foot.....You can still stand on that shit......I really don't want that to be a zombie and just a meth head....So fuck him too....Even though they might still try to eat you hes a zombie. if the artist wanted you to think meth head they wouldnt draw him in office attire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 in this ridiculous and improbable of a scenario? whoever can beat me up for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juicy Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Would charge the price of the train ticket for the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'd just fart in the seat and see if anyone still wants it afterwards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'm thinking either the pregnant lady or the guy with the broken foot cause their days probably sucked more than mine, and I figured I might as well be the one person they met that made life worth it that day. The old lady looks like she's always crabby, so I feel like she'd be a raging bitch even if the seat was available. I would only choose the zombie so that he can pay it forward by eating everyone that approaches him about getting him off of the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Screw all that. It's MY seat the minute I sit in it. We are all human. So they can all find their own seat. I'd only move if the zombie was hostile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Pregnant lady spent enough time on her back so she’s good to stand fuck that old bitch the cripple has handicapped...that seat isn’t handicapped...therefore by law I ain’t gotta move but the real answer is none of them are getting the seat and neither am I... D gonna start the apocalypse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Wait is A pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 transfers OMG transfers. and if you had so many bus transfers that little scrap of paper looked like a used grocery list by the time you got on your last bus. but, i miss the bus, sort of. when i was a kid, i'd ride around, with my walkman blaring, through the night. i really felt like i was the female holden caulfield. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'm disabled so I get priority seating. Suck it wheelchairs. My eyes don't work so I can't stand. Find another bus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 D will take care of A-C and possibly me, so probz would get up and off the train at the next stop >_> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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