rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[mthor]

Aw,fuck.

Somebody sprayed a whole can of PAM into a rather extended puddle in front of the shelves in the cellar. 

The only good thing is that the floor is cement, so whatever I wind up using to get the residue up won't hurt it.

[wacky1980]

7 hours ago, mthor said:

Aw,fuck.

Somebody sprayed a whole can of PAM into a rather extended puddle in front of the shelves in the cellar. 

The only good thing is that the floor is cement, so whatever I wind up using to get the residue up won't hurt it.

fire won't hurt cement. can't speak for the selves and their contents, but these are minor details.

~~~

i was supposed to be prepping the hop garden all day yesterday for today's opening, since we got shut down for indoor service for the next month+ due to state mitigations. well, rather than work outside in the garden, i spent all afternoon and evening trying to clear a clogged sewer main at the house. i didn't want to spend a small fortune on getting a plumber on a sunday, so i thought it would be a good idea to spend that money on my own drain auger at harbor freight. $250 later, i'm cranking away inside that clean-out, and i just can't get that cheap flimsy auger to cut thru whatever is plugging up the main. then it grabbed hard and that cable flipped inside the drum and coiled back on itself, and knotted right the fuck up. ended up calling in a plumber anyways. long story short, 8 hours and $400 into this project, i have a clean main again. 

and this morning the truck battery was dead. still haven't got shit done in the garden, so i get to work on all of that tonight while we're supposed to be open. that'll be fun. at least it will be warmer than last night, and i won't be covered in sewer sludge and liquid shit and mangled lady time plugs.

[Seight]

I'm not ready for today and you can't make me ready.

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, Seight said:

I'm not ready for today and you can't make me ready.

 

[Chapinator_X]

I’m still pissed about Florida. Anywhere that was an actual city with people that exist went blue, but then the inbred swamp people in the drive-over counties ruined it for everyone. They always do this shit to us in every election cycle. 

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, Jiro_Dreams said:

I’m still pissed about Florida. Anywhere that was an actual city with people that exist went blue, but then the inbred swamp people in the drive-over counties ruined it for everyone. They always do this shit to us in every election cycle. 

Don't forget the villages 

[mthor]

43 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Don't forget the villages 

There are no villages. Just trailer parks.

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, mthor said:

There are no villages. Just trailer parks.

The commercials look like the final solution

[Mortir]

I really wish YouTubers would stop making 30 second videos that just say "I am live on Twitch right now". It is super annoying and clutters up my notifications. Also Twitch is awful. 

[Poof]

i hate when u give someone ur social media and they dont even add u then hit u up like 3 weeks later

like bitch i was waiting for u now i'm not even in the mood for u anymore

[SwimModSponges]

So hey, remember that neighbor that got arrested outside my house on the 4tg of july?

 

[helpme]

1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

So hey, remember that neighbor that got arrested outside my house on the 4tg of july?

 

Oh good God 

[SwimModSponges]

"Takes all kinds" as they say.

[mthor]

Menopause was like 10 years ago. When do the night sweats stop?

[Chapinator_X]

Right when the hangover begins, I realize we’re going from having an election all week long to having a tropical storm all week long. 

[wacky1980]

weighed in on sunday. thought i finally broke 200. turns out it was just dehydration from drinking on saturday. back up to 201 today. does it count? i want to say it still counts but ...

[NNN]

i really don't want to stay up all night...but im probably going to. 

 

[Poof]

god i hate bitches like this

[Poof]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

god i hate bitches like this

A lying little bitch

[DragonSinger]

My brain: I want to write so many things!

My current energy level: A sleepy sloth.

In other words, my Aunt Flow is a bitch who takes too much time away from me. *Continues to peck like one of those drinking bird toys on a keyboard*

[wacky1980]

been doing this keto diet for a month now. this morning i was down to 199, from 217 back on oct 12. the plan was to knock off 10% of my total weight, which would be around 195. but now i'm thinking, i can probably push that out to 15%...or maybe even 20%. 

wtf is this? it's like a weird addiction. i hate dieting with a passion, but now i want to keep going. i'm becoming that which i despise -- a health nut. ewwwwwwwww

[DragonSinger]

Concentrate on making money and moving. Concentrate on making money and moving. Concentrate on making money and moving. 

[Seight]

I have to go to work tomorrow morning because we're sending out 150k letters to people that say "You have not used this [name of company we're mailing out for] email account for 6 months and will close the account if you don't log in by next month" and the envelope and notice have to match names.

 

[SwimModSponges]

On 11/7/2020 at 2:51 PM, SwimModSponges said:

So hey, remember that neighbor that got arrested outside my house on the 4tg of july?

 

Whole lotta cops over at that guys house right now.

[SwimModSponges]

Dude was apparently arrested for "drunken violence," according to his brother. 

[NaBarney]

On 11/14/2020 at 8:55 AM, SwimModSponges said:

Dude was apparently arrested for "drunken violence," according to his brother. 

Thanks. 

[katt_goddess]

Why the bloody hell did I just chug a quart of egg nog? 

I am so slooshy right now. -.-;

[Seight]

On 11/13/2020 at 7:53 PM, Seight said:

I have to go to work tomorrow morning because we're sending out 150k letters to people that say "You have not used this [name of company we're mailing out for] email account for 6 months and will close the account if you don't log in by next month" and the envelope and notice have to match names.

 

UPDATE: We finished this job today

[BlackNoir]

One day, I wall ban all fucking coffee....Why isn't that shit linked to climate change or dying and nonrenewable.  i hate all you junkies that drink that shit.

 

Edited November 21, 2020 by BlackNoir

[Mortir]

2 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

One day, I wall ban all fucking coffee....Why isn't that shit linked to climate change or dying and nonrenewable.  i hate all you junkies that drink that shit.

 

I hate the way they hold their cups like right at their chest you know they could take a sip at any time. Then when they do the pinky shoots out followed by hushed murmurs of satisfaction maybe even a lip smack yeah I know where you coming from.

[Sawdamizer]

Why does white trash have such an abundance of looney tune, specifically tweety bird apparel? At what fucking point do you cross in to that realm and just realize you're never getting out of that rut?

[Mortir]

1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

Why does white trash have such an abundance of looney tune, specifically tweety bird apparel? At what fucking point do you cross in to that realm and just realize you're never getting out of that rut?

I have not seen a Tweety Bird anything in quite some time. Minions on the orher hand.

[BlackNoir]

22 minutes ago, Mortir said:

I have not seen a Tweety Bird anything in quite some time. Minions on the orher hand.

Yeah, that is totally the new sheer garbage ...minions with no shoes in public...

Edited November 21, 2020 by BlackNoir

[SwimModSponges]

I'm pretty sure every single animal would enjoy being pet. It's a shame they don't know what they're missing.

[katt_goddess]

10 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

One day, I wall ban all fucking coffee....Why isn't that shit linked to climate change or dying and nonrenewable.  i hate all you junkies that drink that shit.

 

I need my coffees. It's one of the few things that keeps me from killing people.

Plus, it's cold around here. Instant hand warmer.

I hate that I took a three hour nap because walking across the street to the drug store earlier wiped me out that much. I should have had coffee first.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

10 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

I'm pretty sure every single animal would enjoy being pet. It's a shame they don't know what they're missing.

The world absolutely needs me with pet tigers. I wouldn't be responsible for any of the deaths and could explain handily how nervous human behaviors led to their demise.

[SwimModSponges]

Now i'm not arguing wild animals should be kept as pets, i'm saying theyd really like rhe occasional scratches.

a bear would appreciate a good rubbing but it will never know.

[DragonSinger]

On 11/21/2020 at 7:21 AM, BlackNoir said:

One day, I wall ban all fucking coffee....Why isn't that shit linked to climate change or dying and nonrenewable.  i hate all you junkies that drink that shit.

 

MIND YA BUSINESS!

On 11/21/2020 at 7:26 AM, Mortir said:

I hate the way they hold their cups like right at their chest you know they could take a sip at any time. Then when they do the pinky shoots out followed by hushed murmurs of satisfaction maybe even a lip smack yeah I know where you coming from.

Me saying fuck you is not an admission that I do everything in this post, but fuck you.

Anyways, folks need to read the room in tweet threads where everyone's having a good time. Like okay, post an occasional beatdown video as a reaction if it's warranted, but why do some of y'all always gotta go too far and post something that makes me wonder if I just watched a murder. Especially, since you can't tell when a video is gonna go that route.

[Mortir]

47 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

Me saying fuck you is not an admission that I do everything in this post, but fuck you.

Eh it takes one to know one. I am criticizing myself just as much as anyone else. Do not worry you are in good company. We are all a little snobbish when it comes to our coffee. 

[Seight]

6 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Now i'm not arguing wild animals should be kept as pets, i'm saying theyd really like rhe occasional scratches.

a bear would appreciate a good rubbing but it will never know.

So glad someone might agree with me seeing a possum walk by at night and thinking "LET ME LOVE YOU!"

[DragonSinger]

7 hours ago, Mortir said:

Eh it takes one to know one. I am criticizing myself just as much as anyone else. Do not worry you are in good company. We are all a little snobbish when it comes to our coffee. 

Ah, I should have known from the way too accurate decription of holding the holy bean juice against your chest.

[Poof]

why did I have to wake up I was having a dream about him

[Seight]

This year, in these uncertain times ^TM, we must look within ourselves and ask if the traditions we've held for years are worth it.

I am of course referring to the fact that our choice of football games today are Houston-Detroit and/or Washington-Dallas.

[DragonSinger]

Oooooh, it's everything I want at such a good price. I can save up for it quick-ah. ☹️ Those are Black Friday weekend prices. 😭 I have no money for at least a month.

[Raptorpat]

can't sleep, my Monday is ruined

[wacky1980]

i can't fucking stand the phrase "computer illiterate" and the reason is simple: i can't play a piano for shit. 

but i'm not fucking piano illiterate. that's not even a thing. you either know how to make a thing your bitch, or you don't. but everyone knows how to hammer away at a piano key and make noise. literacy isn't even a factor.

it's not like reading or learning a language, which take years of practice to move from "illiterate" to "literate." a computer doesn't require that kind of effort. and acting like it does...well that makes you the sweatiest of cunts. grow the fuck up.

are you bicycle illiterate if you can't ride one? or are you just incompetent at riding a bicycle? how about fucking? if you suck in bed, are you sex illiterate? no, you're just a lousy lay. and probably a sad sack of shit, but i digress.

do you know how to push buttons on a keyboard? how about a power button? can you grasp a god damn mouse and slide it about on the pad to make the little arrow move around your screen? then shut the fuck up about "computer illiterate" you lazy shitstain. take five minutes out of your apparently quite busy and important afternoon, and learn how to navigate a browser window. five minutes, that's all it takes. it's not that god damn hard. fuck your "computer illiterate" excuses right in their fat ass.

[SwimModSponges]

Beyonce singing "you got me sprung and I don't care who sees" is insensitive to people who do have to hide their public erections.

[SwimModSponges]

Last night i dreamed that i was eating ass.

So thats something i've never dreamed about before.

[Seight]

So one of the groups we send mail out for is a hospital, and in the notices sent to people who were referred to them but haven't contacted them yet, the address line on one of them literally just says "Homeless"

And I'm thinking "I have...a theory why they haven't contacted you yet?"  

[wacky1980]

fucking post office. i have a package set to deliver today. got the notification that it was delivered at 10am. told the wife to grab it off the porch because it has some beats in it for the boy, and i don't want anyone to walk off with it. she replies to tell me we got a package, but it has our neighbor's name on it. so she takes it back to their front porch. i go home at noon, assuming the carrier came back around to drop ours off. nope. so i call the post office. they tell me my package was delivered across the street at 106, and to go get it from my neighbor. first off, wtf? so i go knock on their door. they got one package, but it was for them. she showed it to me to remove any doubt. call the post office back, they say they'll look into it. a few minutes later, the carrier stops by and asks me if i found my package. nope, sure didn't. he tells me i should ask all my neighbors if any of them got it. then he takes off to go look for it himself, or at least i hope that's where he went.

how about, fuck you guy. you delivered at least 2 packages incorrectly on my block today. find my god damn package yourself. do your fucking job.