matrixman124 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Pornhub, YouPorn, and Brazzers have pulled out of Texas in retaliation to a major bill that tries to force age verification every time you log into their site https://www.404media.co/pornhub-blocked-texas/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 And now we wait to see which politicians suddenly have tons of very urgent business just outside the Texas border. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 Or who suddenly gets a virus on their computer 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 This oughta be fun. Let’s see who talks first, or who bounces for unrelated reasons. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 24 minutes ago, Jman said: This oughta be fun. Let’s see who talks first, or who bounces for unrelated reasons. "My friend got a computer virus" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Heh, pull out 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 10 minutes ago, viperxmns said: Heh, pull out 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Keep your eyes on Ted Cruz’s Twitter account. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 36 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: Keep your eyes on Ted Cruz’s Twitter account. Ted Cruz is too stupid to use a computer... that's why he vacations in Mexico. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) 53 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: Keep your eyes on Ted Cruz’s Twitter account. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy There's viruses on his computer already, mom's upsetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops loads, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole VPN password goes so long He opens Internet Explorer but the porn just won't come out He's chokin chicken, how? Everybody's jokin now The cock's rub out, time's up, over - BLAOW! Snap back to reality, OHH! there goes gravity OHH! there goes the rock, he choked He's so mad, but he won't Give up that easy nope, he won't have it He knows, his whole sack's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but his dick broke He's so sad that he knows when he goes back to his frigid wife, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole nut shift Spoiler I put an unacceptable amount of effort into this and am ashamed of myself. Edited March 14 by naraku360 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Disappointed that the thread wasn't called "Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "A dejected Texas could not be reached for comment." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 I would say that Texas politicians are going to fuck around and find out, but they cant even fuck around anymore. Also, VPNs exist people..... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said: I would say that Texas politicians are going to fuck around and find out, but they cant even fuck around anymore. Also, VPNs exist people..... Ted Cruz couldn't figure out why people were mad at him for flying to Cancun while TX was dying without power... I'm not even slightly confident he knows what a VPN is....Sounds like some woke bullshit Edited March 15 by André Toulon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 3 hours ago, Top Gun said: Disappointed that the thread wasn't called "Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas." I still used a sex pun 😤 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: I would say that Texas politicians are going to fuck around and find out, but they cant even fuck around anymore. Also, VPNs exist people..... VPN sales have in fact skyrocketed because of this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 they recently pulled out of north carolina for similar reasons. um... so i've been told. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 4 hours ago, André Toulon said: Ted Cruz couldn't figure out why people were mad at him for flying to Cancun while TX was dying without power... I'm not even slightly confident he knows what a VPN is....Sounds like some woke bullshit This is on a bill currently in the OK house (age restriction for PH/adultsites) Gonna be fun to see how this plays out now after PH's reaction 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, molarbear said: This is on a bill currently in the OK house (age restriction for PH/adultsites) Gonna be fun to see how this plays out now after PH's reaction I'll admit, I just don't see the problem. Does it want my social? I mean, it's obviously something more ironclad that the ol' "are you 18 or older" pop-up.....Do I need to link FB or some goofy shit? I'm old and honestly, I like my archive of conquests more than random ass porn, so it doesn't affect me, and it think it's laughable that blocking the major players somehow would means you can't access any porn. I get the whole "guvment taking our nekkid vids" outrage but I can't get too antsy over it. I mean PH's solution of age verified devices is just as ridiculous if not more so. I'm going to have to take my TVs in somewhere to prove I'm old as shit? Dafuq? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Where's Texas' stomach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Texas isn't far enough from my state. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 21 hours ago, André Toulon said: I'll admit, I just don't see the problem. Does it want my social? I mean, it's obviously something more ironclad that the ol' "are you 18 or older" pop-up.....Do I need to link FB or some goofy shit? I'm old and honestly, I like my archive of conquests more than random ass porn, so it doesn't affect me, and it think it's laughable that blocking the major players somehow would means you can't access any porn. I get the whole "guvment taking our nekkid vids" outrage but I can't get too antsy over it. I mean PH's solution of age verified devices is just as ridiculous if not more so. I'm going to have to take my TVs in somewhere to prove I'm old as shit? Dafuq? I think I understood that, until the end. I'm also very high atm I just don't like people fucking with my shit, period. From what I've heard (at least in Arkansas) you have to verify your age once with some state, either firewall or something? There's a lot of shit that is fucked in our State, why are they so focused on who's looking at porn suddenly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 16 hours ago, molarbear said: I think I understood that, until the end. I'm also very high atm I just don't like people fucking with my shit, period. From what I've heard (at least in Arkansas) you have to verify your age once with some state, either firewall or something? There's a lot of shit that is fucked in our State, why are they so focused on who's looking at porn suddenly? I think a lot of places are like youtube - if you have a youtube account and you are 'old' enough for whatever pops up, you automatically get access to that video if you are on your usual device. The only time I ever see an age-restricted warning is when someone posts a youtube video here but if I click it, I get taken to youtube directly and can watch whatever it was no problem. My age is linked to this computer and that account and that's all it wants. This sounds like it wants you to practically register every time you try to access a particular site on their list of nopes regardless of whatever device you are using and will force a block to that access until you comply. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 So, are people gonna have to scan their licenses or state issued IDs? From a convenience standpoint it’s gonna suck but c’mon we all know the current age verification is a joke and probably more underage people visit those sites than legal adults. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: So, are people gonna have to scan their licenses or state issued IDs? From a convenience standpoint it’s gonna suck but c’mon we all know the current age verification is a joke and probably more underage people visit those sites than legal adults. Current age verification is a joke. But the issues from scanning and storing ID’s would be an IT and privacy nightmare. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 *Update https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/03/16/oklahoma-porn-age-verification-senate-bill-after-pornhub-bans-texas/72868646007/ Pornhub puts a "closed" sign on their pants, Men once again realize they may have goofed....will proudly learn nothing from this Unfortunately, the Abbott bill advanced https://trackbill.com/bill/oklahoma-senate-bill-1523-noneconomic-damages-prohibiting-party-from-referencing-noneconomic-damages-to-jury-in-certain-actions-effective-date/2464892/ Ya know, how abbott got crushed by a tree limb, sued (rightly so) and got set up with payments for life and guaranteed medical cost coverage? He then became the 2nd reich's leader of Texas and signed a bill making it almost impossible to do what he did. ^almost the exact bill 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 11 hours ago, Jman said: Current age verification is a joke. But the issues from scanning and storing ID’s would be an IT and privacy nightmare. I agree those fuckers dgaf to keep our info safe. Source: my info has been breached by every company that’s ever asked for it. They’d need to create a thing that would “shred” the ID after it allows access, unless the user decides to click “remember me” then after 30 days it gets destroyed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 On 3/14/2024 at 7:22 PM, Top Gun said: Disappointed that the thread wasn't called "Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 3/17/2024 at 10:28 AM, 1pooh4u said: I agree those fuckers dgaf to keep our info safe. Source: my info has been breached by every company that’s ever asked for it. They’d need to create a thing that would “shred” the ID after it allows access, unless the user decides to click “remember me” then after 30 days it gets destroyed Right? Member when when you were little and told "Never lose your SS card or give your number away" blah blah blah, and then equifax is all like "oops! We accidentally 'all your info are belong to them' " and now it seems like every other month some credit or background company is getting hacked 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 The real question is whether or not they'll go full geriatric before realizing vpn services that let you change location data exist and most browsers are integrating them into a standard download. It's like grandpa asking you to set the parental locks on the remote because he isn't tech savy enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 This is stupid, because this is just another highlight of “old man yelling at clouds”. Pornhub holds all the cards here (minus 1). Abbott doesn’t want to get near this, because he automatically will lose. Zodiac—erm—Ted Cruz won’t set foot near this, either. He doesn’t want to miss out o. His favorite vacation spot. They both have been unnecessarily quiet, even on border dispute BS lately. I think it’s because if they oppose Pornhub pulling out, then they would be in direct opposition to their belief that we are allowed to have a say on what happens to our bodies and what we do with them. They would also be aborting a business. Not to mention the “research” they would have to conduct. The person they’d need to consult unfortunately died in prison. They are all on the same list, so they are trying to distance themselves from the Cheeto Jesus they made, because they have a false idol, and now, don’t want to be persecuted for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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