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53 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Keep your eyes on Ted Cruz’s Twitter account.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy
There's viruses on his computer already, mom's upsetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drops loads, but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down, the whole VPN password goes so long
He opens Internet Explorer but the porn just won't come out
He's chokin chicken, how? Everybody's jokin now
The cock's rub out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
Snap back to reality, OHH! there goes gravity
OHH! there goes the rock, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up that easy nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole sack's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but his dick broke
He's so sad that he knows
when he goes back to his frigid wife, that's when it's
back to the lab again, yo, this whole nut shift

 

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I put an unacceptable amount of effort into this and am ashamed of myself.

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54 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

I would say that Texas politicians are going to fuck around and find out, but they cant even fuck around anymore.

 

Also, VPNs exist people.....

Ted Cruz couldn't figure out why people were mad at him for flying to Cancun while TX was dying without power... I'm not even slightly confident he knows what a VPN is....Sounds like some woke bullshit

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4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Ted Cruz couldn't figure out why people were mad at him for flying to Cancun while TX was dying without power... I'm not even slightly confident he knows what a VPN is....Sounds like some woke bullshit

This is on a bill currently in the OK house (age restriction for PH/adultsites)

Gonna be fun to see how this plays out now after PH's reaction

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

This is on a bill currently in the OK house (age restriction for PH/adultsites)

Gonna be fun to see how this plays out now after PH's reaction

I'll admit, I just don't see the problem. Does it want my social? I mean, it's obviously something more ironclad that the ol' "are you 18 or older" pop-up.....Do I need to link FB or some goofy shit?

I'm old and honestly, I like my archive of conquests more than random ass porn, so it doesn't affect me, and it think it's laughable that blocking the major players somehow would means you can't access any porn. 

I get the whole "guvment taking our nekkid vids" outrage but I can't get too antsy over it.

I mean PH's solution of age verified devices is just as ridiculous if not more so. 

I'm going to have to take my TVs in somewhere to prove I'm old as shit? Dafuq?

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21 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I'll admit, I just don't see the problem. Does it want my social? I mean, it's obviously something more ironclad that the ol' "are you 18 or older" pop-up.....Do I need to link FB or some goofy shit?

I'm old and honestly, I like my archive of conquests more than random ass porn, so it doesn't affect me, and it think it's laughable that blocking the major players somehow would means you can't access any porn. 

I get the whole "guvment taking our nekkid vids" outrage but I can't get too antsy over it.

I mean PH's solution of age verified devices is just as ridiculous if not more so. 

I'm going to have to take my TVs in somewhere to prove I'm old as shit? Dafuq?

I think I understood that, until the end. I'm also very high atm

I just don't like people fucking with my shit, period. From what I've heard (at least in Arkansas) you have to verify your age once with some state, either firewall or something?  There's a lot of shit that is fucked in our State, why are they so focused on who's looking at porn suddenly?

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16 hours ago, molarbear said:

I think I understood that, until the end. I'm also very high atm

I just don't like people fucking with my shit, period. From what I've heard (at least in Arkansas) you have to verify your age once with some state, either firewall or something?  There's a lot of shit that is fucked in our State, why are they so focused on who's looking at porn suddenly?

I think a lot of places are like youtube - if you have a youtube account and you are 'old' enough for whatever pops up, you automatically get access to that video if you are on your usual device. The only time I ever see an age-restricted warning is when someone posts a youtube video here but if I click it, I get taken to youtube directly and can watch whatever it was no problem. My age is linked to this computer and that account and that's all it wants. 

This sounds like it wants you to practically register every time you try to access a particular site on their list of nopes regardless of whatever device you are using and will force a block to that access until you comply. 

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So, are people gonna have to scan their licenses or state issued IDs? From a convenience standpoint it’s gonna suck but c’mon we all know the current age verification is a joke and probably more underage people visit those sites than legal adults.  

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6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

So, are people gonna have to scan their licenses or state issued IDs? From a convenience standpoint it’s gonna suck but c’mon we all know the current age verification is a joke and probably more underage people visit those sites than legal adults.  

Current age verification is a joke.

But the issues from scanning and storing ID’s would be an IT and privacy nightmare.

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*Update

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/03/16/oklahoma-porn-age-verification-senate-bill-after-pornhub-bans-texas/72868646007/

Pornhub puts a "closed" sign on their pants, Men once again realize they may have goofed....will proudly learn nothing from this

Unfortunately, the Abbott bill advanced

https://trackbill.com/bill/oklahoma-senate-bill-1523-noneconomic-damages-prohibiting-party-from-referencing-noneconomic-damages-to-jury-in-certain-actions-effective-date/2464892/

Ya know, how abbott got crushed by a tree limb, sued (rightly so) and got set up with payments for life and guaranteed medical cost coverage? He then became the 2nd reich's leader of Texas and signed a bill making it almost impossible to do what he did.

^almost the exact bill

 

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11 hours ago, Jman said:

Current age verification is a joke.

But the issues from scanning and storing ID’s would be an IT and privacy nightmare.

I agree those fuckers dgaf to keep our info safe. Source:  my info has been breached by every company that’s ever asked for it. They’d need to create a thing that would “shred” the ID after it allows access, unless the user decides to click “remember me” then after 30 days it gets destroyed

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On 3/17/2024 at 10:28 AM, 1pooh4u said:

I agree those fuckers dgaf to keep our info safe. Source:  my info has been breached by every company that’s ever asked for it. They’d need to create a thing that would “shred” the ID after it allows access, unless the user decides to click “remember me” then after 30 days it gets destroyed

Right? Member when when you were little and told "Never lose your SS card or give your number away" blah blah blah, and then equifax is all like "oops! We accidentally 'all your info are belong to them' "

and now it seems like every other month some credit or background company is getting hacked

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The real question is whether or not they'll go full geriatric before realizing vpn services that let you change location data exist and most browsers are integrating them into a standard download. It's like grandpa asking you to set the parental locks on the remote because he isn't tech savy enough. :extremeindifferent:

 

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This is stupid, because this is just another highlight of “old man yelling at clouds”. Pornhub holds all the cards here (minus 1). Abbott doesn’t want to get near this, because he automatically will lose. Zodiac—erm—Ted Cruz won’t set foot near this, either. He doesn’t want to miss out o. His favorite vacation spot.

They both have been unnecessarily quiet, even on border dispute BS lately. I think it’s because if they oppose Pornhub pulling out, then they would be in direct opposition to their belief that we are allowed to have a say on what happens to our bodies and what we do with them. They would also be aborting a business. Not to mention the “research” they would have to conduct. The person they’d need to consult unfortunately died in prison. They are all on the same list, so they are trying to distance themselves from the Cheeto Jesus they made, because they have a false idol, and now, don’t want to be persecuted for it. 

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