katt_goddess Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Drumpf is going to be the first person held in contempt of court for farting up the place. He might need a gag order for both ends. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 40 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: I feel like I’m lost in an episode of Family Guy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Someone set themselves on fire in front of the court building of the Trump trial https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/19/trump-trial-person-fire it’s a developing story idk if they know why yet. First article I read didn’t know why just that it happened Is it wrong that my first thought was of the Dr. McNinja webcomic with the "They can't catch me if I'm on fire" panel? Is it also wrong that my second thought was CNN should bring in Kevin Harlin to go "We have an idiot on fire outside the courthouse"? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Seight said: Is it wrong that my first thought was of the Dr. McNinja webcomic with the "They can't catch me if I'm on fire" panel? Is it also wrong that my second thought was CNN should bring in Kevin Harlin to go "We have an idiot on fire outside the courthouse"? Per the news: "The 37 year old FLORIDA MAN..." 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I feel like I’m lost in an episode of Family Guy Post season 6 Family Guy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 “Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom... he’s actually passing gas,” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 6 hours ago, André Toulon said: Post season 6 Family Guy Exactly! Life is terrible right about now 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted May 1 Author Share Posted May 1 I'm sure this has probably occurred to some of you but I want to point something out. While arguing presidential immunity, Trump's layer claimed that he could have had a political opponent assassinated and it would have been an act under presidential duty. Trump is Biden's political opponent. Using his logic, Biden could have Trump assassinated and he would have immunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 12 minutes ago, Sieg67 said: I'm sure this has probably occurred to some of you but I want to point something out. While arguing presidential immunity, Trump's layer claimed that he could have had a political opponent assassinated and it would have been an act under presidential duty. Trump is Biden's political opponent. Using his logic, Biden could have Trump assassinated and he would have immunity. I think someone already mentioned this....but maybe it was IG or some shit...I forget shit now 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 (edited) 9 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I think someone already mentioned this....but maybe it was IG or some shit...I forget shit now I mentioned it in another thread. The one I made a week ago. “so is SCOTUS Looking to Destroy the Country?” Edited May 1 by 1pooh4u Added thread title 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 lol a week ago. It was Friday. Time. It means nothing 🫠 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 From National Lampoon's joke "Letters" section (February 1981) - 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 (edited) So we are still kind of here right? Still waiting on more hearings and trials, more lawyers stalling... and old age to kill us all before we'll know the true fate of Donald J Trump right? https://abc7chicago.com/donald-trump-held-in-contempt-of-court-for-violating-gag-order-hush-money-case-and-ordered-to-pay-9-000/14745646/ Edited May 4 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 In lighter news, Von Shitsinpants is now in court records. The history books are going to be fun for this one. https://news.yahoo.com/donald-von-shitzinpantz-diss-makes-175205642.html 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 9 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: So we are still kind of here right? Still waiting on more hearings and trials, more lawyers stalling... and old age to kill us all before we'll know the true fate of Donald J Trump right? https://abc7chicago.com/donald-trump-held-in-contempt-of-court-for-violating-gag-order-hush-money-case-and-ordered-to-pay-9-000/14745646/ Yes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 18 hours ago, SwimOdin said: Yes. The youtube lawyer I've cited here a lot stopped doing updates on the trump trials because there's been nothing but teaser material to update people on I guess so I just wanted to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted Sunday at 08:47 PM Share Posted Sunday at 08:47 PM Since this court case is about whether or not he falsified business records in order to cover up illegal hush money payments and he's constantly bragged about how lying about all things money is perfectly acceptable, the outcome would only be in Von Shitsinpants' favor if he dies before the verdict is read. That said, since it's all about the tabloids anyway, I want to know if there's someone in there doing a Fart Count and if that data will be released to the public after everything else is said and done. SCIENCE! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted Sunday at 10:57 PM Share Posted Sunday at 10:57 PM 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted Monday at 01:47 PM Share Posted Monday at 01:47 PM (edited) The judge says Trump will be jailed if there are any more violations of a gag order. Edited Monday at 01:48 PM by Icarus27k 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Monday at 02:16 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:16 PM Nothing's going to happen. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted Monday at 02:31 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:31 PM He wants to be jailed. He wants to be able to play the "woe is me, they're being mean because I'm a Republican!" card and have his attorneys push a mistrial. He wants his sycophants to rally behind him in jail under the guise of political persecution. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Monday at 04:55 PM Share Posted Monday at 04:55 PM 2 hours ago, Jman said: He wants to be jailed. He wants to be able to play the "woe is me, they're being mean because I'm a Republican!" card and have his attorneys push a mistrial. He wants his sycophants to rally behind him in jail under the guise of political persecution. where he will lock in his win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted Monday at 05:52 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:52 PM 56 minutes ago, discolé monade said: where he will lock in his win. A lot of people have said a conviction would make them never vote for him. It’s about chumming the base and getting sympathy since he’s addicted to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Monday at 06:19 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:19 PM 26 minutes ago, Jman said: A lot of people have said a conviction would make them never vote for him. It’s about chumming the base and getting sympathy since he’s addicted to it. ...and THAT's the nail that seals it. lmao. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted Monday at 07:00 PM Share Posted Monday at 07:00 PM (edited) 40 minutes ago, discolé monade said: ...and THAT's the nail that seals it. lmao. It's one thing to make excuses when it's about the economy. It's another if he's straight convicted. You can call "witch hunt" all day with the presumption that he's innocent. Less so if the court says "Nah, he did it." Trump is not some Machiavellian genius who will trick everyone. He's a sycophant seeking approval. And the mental gymnastics will only get harder and harder for people to perform. Edited Monday at 07:01 PM by Jman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted Monday at 07:17 PM Share Posted Monday at 07:17 PM Judge Merchan is not going to put Trump in jail for contempt. He violated the gag order 9? 10? times? He does not want to be the first Judge to imprison a former president even if it will likely be only a few hours maybe a day. His fines are a joke. $1k to Trump (if you believe he’s a billionaire) is like fining him a penny. It’s nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted Monday at 10:22 PM Share Posted Monday at 10:22 PM 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Judge Merchan is not going to put Trump in jail for contempt. He violated the gag order 9? 10? times? He does not want to be the first Judge to imprison a former president even if it will likely be only a few hours maybe a day. His fines are a joke. $1k to Trump (if you believe he’s a billionaire) is like fining him a penny. It’s nothing. A $1k fine for trump is nothing. Its like fining me $10. $10 that someone else gave me. 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Monday at 10:28 PM Share Posted Monday at 10:28 PM 3 hours ago, Jman said: It's one thing to make excuses when it's about the economy. It's another if he's straight convicted. You can call "witch hunt" all day with the presumption that he's innocent. Less so if the court says "Nah, he did it." Trump is not some Machiavellian genius who will trick everyone. He's a sycophant seeking approval. And the mental gymnastics will only get harder and harder for people to perform. oh...he absolutey is not cunning enough to think this far ahead. not in the least. but that would just figure. and you're right, it will be harder, but it will be more amusing to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted Tuesday at 01:47 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:47 AM If a judge's ruling is "future violations of this order will result in incarceration," they mean it. I'm sure a lawyer would give the same advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted Tuesday at 02:35 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:35 AM I'm all for cynicism (the world sux; Trump is never going to be brought to justice). I see no harm in it. I just don't think it's realistic. The criminal justice system has a kind of assurance about outcomes that politics doesn't. When you're charged with 91 felonies like Trump is, you're not going to get away with all of them. The person charged with that many probably will go to prison. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 01:18 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:18 PM no he won't. extremely doubtful. and i'm super glad you gave the OK for the cynicism. l lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted Tuesday at 09:13 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:13 PM Remember when Princess Tinyhands was whining and crying about how the evil judge refused to allow him to have the day off to attend his precious youngest's graduation? Even though the judge never said anything like that, just that he'd have to see how the trial was progressing first? And remember how all the usual morons ran to his defense and continued to claim the nonexistent ruling was from an evil corrupt and all around terrible person? Princess Tinyhands got the day off for the graduation. And there just so happens to be a rally/fundraiser in MN on that exact same day that he's going to. Considering he can't be expected to function in public as early in the morning as the graduation is set to happen and how he likes to pre-nap/snort flu tabs before his evening appearances, it's questionable whether he'll actually go to the precious event, find some other reason to not make it and yet be in MN in plenty of time for photo ops. If he does, it will literally be the first of his kids graduations that he has ever attended. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/is-donald-trump-skipping-barron-trumps-graduation-what-we-know/ar-BB1lZc4E 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 09:35 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:35 PM 20 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Remember when Princess Tinyhands was whining and crying about how the evil judge refused to allow him to have the day off to attend his precious youngest's graduation? Even though the judge never said anything like that, just that he'd have to see how the trial was progressing first? And remember how all the usual morons ran to his defense and continued to claim the nonexistent ruling was from an evil corrupt and all around terrible person? Princess Tinyhands got the day off for the graduation. And there just so happens to be a rally/fundraiser in MN on that exact same day that he's going to. Considering he can't be expected to function in public as early in the morning as the graduation is set to happen and how he likes to pre-nap/snort flu tabs before his evening appearances, it's questionable whether he'll actually go to the precious event, find some other reason to not make it and yet be in MN in plenty of time for photo ops. If he does, it will literally be the first of his kids graduations that he has ever attended. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/is-donald-trump-skipping-barron-trumps-graduation-what-we-know/ar-BB1lZc4E I read this somewhere yesterday and ctfu. Everyone was saying he wasn’t going to that fuckin graduation anyway back when he and his sheeple were losing their shit over the possibility 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 09:37 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:37 PM Mother fucker Aileen Cannon Trump appointed judge, who should be removed immediately, just postponed the federal documents case indefinitely. https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/07/politics/judge-postpones-trump-classified-documents-trial/index.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted Tuesday at 10:19 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:19 PM 39 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Mother fucker Aileen Cannon Trump appointed judge, who should be removed immediately, just postponed the federal documents case indefinitely. https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/07/politics/judge-postpones-trump-classified-documents-trial/index.html She's been told over and over again to recuse based on past stupid calls on behalf of that fart cloud. At this point, yes, she should be outright removed from her appointment. If she wants to continue being his court jester, she can set up jail visits. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 10:35 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:35 PM 14 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: She's been told over and over again to recuse based on past stupid calls on behalf of that fart cloud. At this point, yes, she should be outright removed from her appointment. If she wants to continue being his court jester, she can set up jail visits. The trial was supposed to start this month. She’s delaying, hoping that he wins in November, and then everything will somehow get dismissed because statutes, right to a speedy trial, or some other legal escape chute 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted Tuesday at 11:46 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 11:46 PM 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: The trial was supposed to start this month. She’s delaying, hoping that he wins in November, and then everything will somehow get dismissed because statutes, right to a speedy trial, or some other legal escape chute She's already on thin ice for her mishandling of the evidentiary hearings and the jury instructions. This might be enough to for the SDoF to reassign her case, though it still won't be much help for timing in the unlikely even it happens. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted Wednesday at 12:02 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:02 AM 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: The trial was supposed to start this month. She’s delaying, hoping that he wins in November, and then everything will somehow get dismissed because statutes, right to a speedy trial, or some other legal escape chute The escape chute will be him pardoning himself and then declaring he has super immunity for life while simultaneously declaring himself President for Life. And he'll be doing that no matter what the actual outcome is in November because he's already said it doesn't count if he doesn't win. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 01:01 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:01 AM 23 hours ago, Icarus27k said: If a judge's ruling is "future violations of this order will result in incarceration," they mean it. I'm sure a lawyer would give the same advice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted Wednesday at 11:38 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 11:38 AM Trump brand Wine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 02:34 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 02:34 PM “Oh, we just heard two to three more weeks,” Trump told reporters outside the courthouse. “I thought they were finished today, and they are finished today if you look at what’s happening. I thought they were going to be finished today, and they want two to three more weeks, the judge asked them, and playing right into the judge’s hands. The judge is so happy about two to three more weeks, because they all want to keep me off the campaign trail.” definately judge wopner, definately. Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner. iykyk 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 05:10 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:10 PM lol nothing is going to happen to the man. nothing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted Wednesday at 05:22 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:22 PM 9 minutes ago, discolé monade said: lol nothing is going to happen to the man. nothing. Nothing he’ll remember anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if the dementia that hit his father (exacerbated by his unhealthy lifestyle) progresses further regardless of what the courts say. By the time it all gets straightened out, he’ll be signing blank papers. https://www.rawstory.com/amp/trump-dementia-2667555286-2667555286 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted Wednesday at 05:24 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:24 PM 10 minutes ago, discolé monade said: lol nothing is going to happen to the man. nothing. yeah nothing is going happen to Trump and once again a woman gets punished for having sex. Having sex with a coworker doesn’t mean you can’t maintain professionalism at the workplace 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted Wednesday at 05:44 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:44 PM 13 minutes ago, Jman said: Nothing he’ll remember anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if the dementia that hit his father (exacerbated by his unhealthy lifestyle) progresses further regardless of what the courts say. By the time it all gets straightened out, he’ll be signing blank papers. https://www.rawstory.com/amp/trump-dementia-2667555286-2667555286 That's an interesting article because it adds a layer to Donald Trump's pathos. He no doubt believes that those around him will try to take advantage of him like he did his father when he was declining, and that may inform the rationale behind his relentless perchance for denying even the most obvious of things. He also no doubt knows that Alzheimer's will almost certainly afflict him, if it hasn't already, and his illogical attacks on his opponent can change the narrative on the disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scoobdog Posted Wednesday at 05:57 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:57 PM 20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: yeah nothing is going happen to Trump and once again a woman gets punished for having sex. Having sex with a coworker doesn’t mean you can’t maintain professionalism at the workplace But she didn't have sex: she was essentially raped. The disgusting thing about her testimony is that everything the defense attorney has been attacking her on - that she accepted money to stay silent, that she used sex as a tool to make money, that she was more than willing to trade insults with him, etc. - skirts the fact that he clearly lied about his intent to have dinner with her and that he used the differential in power to force her to refuse sex on his terms and, ultimately, led to her having sex with him just to escape the situation. There are elements of crude grooming and bullying that can't be explained away by the defense. I know you know all of that; I just can't wrap my head around the fact that she's basically saying she was forced to have sex with a man and the defense is still allowed to attack her on the periphery of the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted Wednesday at 05:57 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:57 PM Late to the party again, @Master-Debater131. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted Wednesday at 06:00 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 06:00 PM Georgia was always the case that presented Trump with the most danger. Now it looks like that risk is all but gone before the election. Fani literally fucked around, and now shes finding out. The Appeals court wont even start to hear this until August, which means that his trial in Georgia is pretty much on pause through the election. Theres a chance Trumps case could proceed, but that would require Fani to leave the case on her own. And thats not about to happen. Even if it does, that opens up a whole set of new questions and problems that will delay, if not end, the trial as it stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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