Putin: "Stick to the timeline!"

[Poof]

15 hours ago, Top Gun said:

Man I love when people post things like this that are objectively terrible to read in Twitter's shitty format.

FYI to anyone else, The guy has the tweet threads unrolled on his personal site http://www.igorsushko.com/

[tsar4]

Leaked Kremlin Memo - Use more Tucker Carlson!

[Top Gun]

Ah yes, good ol' resting shit face.

[tsar4]

3 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

Ah yes, good ol' resting shit face.

I was thinking more of Lenin's "Useful Idiot".

[tsar4]

 

[tsar4]

Marina Ovsyanikova, an employee of Russian TV channel 1, risks her life to protest the war that Russia started and apologized for assisting the Russian Gov't in spreading lies (separate tweet).

[tsar4]

World Court ruling on Russian War Crimes due March 16th.

[Sawdamizer]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.jpost.com/omg/article-701267/amp
 

hard to take shit seriously when Musk says stupid shit and the country responds…

[tsar4]

I move we grant Volodymyr Zelenskyy honorary citizenship...and any other award the US and her allies can grant.

To take time out to send a message like this to the family is beyond classy.

[Jman]

45 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.jpost.com/omg/article-701267/amp
 

hard to take shit seriously when Musk says stupid shit and the country responds…

Musk has been watching too much TV.  

[Jman]

https://twitter.com/meduza_en/status/1503462352280240132?s=21
 

The problem with fascist is there’s always plenty  more drinking the Kool-Aid.  All these protests don’t mean jack to Putin at the end of the day when he has the bombs.

[discolé monade]

 

[tsar4]

 

[Seight]

3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.jpost.com/omg/article-701267/amp
 

hard to take shit seriously when Musk says stupid shit and the country responds…

...can they just...both lose?

[Top Gun]

Real talk let's get Anonymous on hacking every Russian site they can and embedding Pussy Riot videos.

[tsar4]

1 minute ago, Top Gun said:

Real talk let's get Anonymous on hacking every Russian site they can and embedding Pussy Riot videos.

You know, if I were a hacker with that kind of ability, I'd really want to start every show with the opening from "The Outer Limits".

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour rest of your lives, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits THE TRUTH about your government and the war in Ukraine."

[tsar4]

WT EVER LOVIN' F????

[tsar4]

Well, that's odd (I checked the dates, the guy didn't fudge)...

[discolé monade]

36 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

Real talk let's get Anonymous on hacking every Russian site they can and embedding Pussy Riot videos.

how do we make this happen? 

 hypothetically speaking, of course. 

[discolé monade]

23 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

WT EVER LOVIN' F????

oh look. russia's version of tucker carlson. 

[Master-Debater131]

 

[Master-Debater131]

Thats like $100 at this point right?

 

Serious bravery by her to do what she did though.  The war is not popular in Russia, and the massive economic pain they are starting to feel is going to really going to make the anti-war sentiment grow.

[Jman]

58 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Thats like $100 at this point right?

 

Serious bravery by her to do what she did though.  The war is not popular in Russia, and the massive economic pain they are starting to feel is going to really going to make the anti-war sentiment grow.

As of right now it’s $280.37.  If she waits a week it might be half that.

[Poof]

3 hours ago, Jman said:

As of right now it’s $280.37.  If she waits a week it might be half that.

It's actually up 42% since March 7th

Before the invasion, it was worth $0.01322

Our sanction announcements took it as low as $0.006605

Now it's almost worth a penny again at $0.009377

[Jman]

12 minutes ago, Poof said:

It's actually up 42% since March 7th

Before the invasion, it was worth $0.01322

Our sanction announcements took it as low as $0.006605

Now it's almost worth a penny again at $0.009377

IIRC it’s because of Russia using temporary stopgaps to increase the price.  The problem is those stopgaps are just that…temporary.

[Poof]

27 minutes ago, Jman said:

IIRC it’s because of Russia using temporary stopgaps to increase the price.  The problem is those stopgaps are just that…temporary.

I unno about currencies. That's just what the chart said

[1pooh4u]

https://nypost.com/2022/03/15/putins-spin-doc-wants-reparation-from-u-s-and-alaska-back/amp/
 

 

[1pooh4u]

I loled at the article because they want reparations for the sanctions the US had placed on Russia. 
 

i had to laugh because we don’t give reparations to people that fuckin deserve them.  Good luck trying to get them because your actions led to sanctions. Fuckin crazy land. 

[discolé monade]

23 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

https://nypost.com/2022/03/15/putins-spin-doc-wants-reparation-from-u-s-and-alaska-back/amp/
 

 

jimminy franklin crocs. 

def. dr. strangelove or.....

 

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

jimminy franklin crocs. 

def. dr. strangelove or.....

 

Good luck with getting Alaska back and one part of California.  The US would hand that part of Cali back to Mexico before they’d give it to Putin. 

[discolé monade]

40 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Good luck with getting Alaska back and one part of California.  The US would hand that part of Cali back to Mexico before they’d give it to Putin. 

does palin still reside up there?

i'm gonna' go look. 

[Seight]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/15/politics/biden-us-officials-russia-sanctions/index.html

[thinking] "Well, it makes sense that they would target US government officials but I don't know how effective-"

the "stop list" also includes other non-governmental individuals, including the President's son, Hunter Biden, and former US presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

 

[tsar4]

8 hours ago, Jman said:

As of right now it’s $280.37.  If she waits a week it might be half that.

That's just the worth in USD.  It's still 30K in Rubles, just like if the Dollar's worth suddenly fell, a fine of $1,000 is still $1,000 no matter the value of the dollar on the world market.

[scoobdog]

11 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

That's just the worth in USD.  It's still 30K in Rubles, just like if the Dollar's worth suddenly fell, a fine of $1,000 is still $1,000 no matter the value of the dollar on the world market.

If doesn't quite work like that when a currency devaluation event happens.  Those fines aren't entirely arbitrary: that 30,000 ruble fine might represent the same punitive cost for the defendant, but it doesn't cover the same costs incurred by the court.

Edited March 16, 2022 by scoobdog

[Raptorpat]

2 hours ago, Seight said:

[thinking] "Well, it makes sense that they would target US government officials but I don't know how effective-"

 

[discolé monade]

12 hours ago, discolé monade said:

does palin still reside up there?

i'm gonna' go look. 

At a rate of $199 per video, Palin has filmed hundreds of messages, usually from her front yard on Lake Lucille,

[Poof]

3 hours ago, discolé monade said:

At a rate of $199 per video, Palin has filmed hundreds of messages, usually from her front yard on Lake Lucille,

wait how many minutes does $199 get you? me and her can't possibly have the same custom video rate

[Jman]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60763494
 

No word if Fox News is hiring as Russian state TV is hit with a massive wave of resignations.

[tsar4]

[PenguinBoss]

 

I'm just posting this so I can make a joke about someone spilling water on her arm.

[tsar4]

[tsar4]

Russia considering removing all internet access?

[Seight]

8 hours ago, PenguinBoss said:

 

I'm just posting this so I can make a joke about someone spilling water on her arm.

I want someone to do like South Park did with the Scientologists and put "This is what Marjorie Taylor Green actually believes" on the screen whenever she talks.

[tsar4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tsar4]

Arnold's message to Russians (Long, but interesting)

[Poof]

hey does anyone remember when hillary warned you about russia?

[Ginguy]

Anyone remember when Romney warned you about Russia....

[Jman]

https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-general-killed-after-ukraine-intercepted-unsecured-call-nyt-2022-3?utm_source=reddit.com
 

The total amount of Russian generals killed in action rises to 4, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but generals should be nowhere near the front, especially in this day and age.  Apparently the destruction of Ukraine’s cell phone towers have forced communications via unencrypted lines (including walkie-talkies) that are easily intercepted.

[stilgar]

1 hour ago, Ginguy said:

Anyone remember when Romney warned you about Russia....

Weren't you told to hate romney by your handlers?

[Poof]

2 hours ago, Ginguy said:

Anyone remember when Romney warned you about Russia....

 You guys rejected the Romneys and Ron Pauls too tho

IMO both sides are fucking stupid for their idealism and rejection of reality

And as someone who's accused of being everything from leftist, conservative, centrist, etc, I'm sick of it and I don't even care if nobody listens to me and we all lose. I think everyone involved would deserve it.