Skiles Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 My vote is for sports radio shows. It's already fucking dumb that sports radio shows are on TV at all. But at the bar, with the volume down, and subtitles turned on (and about eight seconds behind because it's live) is as bad as it gets for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Videos of women giving birth. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sawdamizer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 700 club 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: 700 club it's been asked for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: it's been asked for. I'm not coming to your bar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, Sawdamizer said: I'm not coming to your bar dude, this is the middle of nowhere. 700 club is always on in the waiting room at the local hospital. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: dude, this is the middle of nowhere. 700 club is always on in the waiting room at the local hospital. Ok... im coming... that scotch has been on my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 i tried to pick up some of the offerman edition but they were fresh out. went with the laguvulin 16 instead. the selection is coming along nicely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bouvre Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Skiles said: My vote is for sports radio shows. It's already fucking dumb that sports radio shows are on TV at all. But at the bar, with the volume down, and subtitles turned on (and about eight seconds behind because it's live) is as bad as it gets for me. I didn't have an answer (as somebody who has worked in a bar and used to frequently go out) until I read your answer. It would probably be this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Westminster Dog Show, PGA Tour, PBA Tour, Lawrence Welk Retrospective... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cyberbully Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 49 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Professional Cornhole CNN It funny because the most fun I've had in a while was dead ass shitfaced, watching faux News with the sound on mute at an Applebee's... I was like "is this ticker trolling me.... Man's truck catches fire when lit cigarette ignites leaves in back" All I can think was how many gud ol boys were like " *spits in MTN dew bottle* hate when that happens" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 A Trump Rally.... unless it's Iowa in October and you're watching some old goat die slowly of hypothermia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 I'm going to go with an actual answer, and by an actual answer, I mean "the Detroit Tigers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 MTV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 13 hours ago, cyberbully said: It funny because the most fun I've had in a while was dead ass shitfaced, watching faux News with the sound on mute at an Applebee's... I was like "is this ticker trolling me.... Man's truck catches fire when lit cigarette ignites leaves in back" All I can think was how many gud ol boys were like " *spits in MTN dew bottle* hate when that happens" Who in god's name other than myself has a bottle of Mountain Dew at a goddamn bar? 😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 39 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Who in god's name other than myself has a bottle of Mountain Dew at a goddamn bar? 😝 Who said they were at the bar... You be reaching, man. I was at the bar at Applebee's just staring at a tv. The gud ol boys could have been anywhere and nothing in my post Implies otherwise. But for the record, people can bring their spit bottles into bars... No one is drinking out of it. It's for spit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Who said they were at the bar... You be reaching, man. I was at the bar at Applebee's just staring at a tv. The gud ol boys could have been anywhere and nothing in my post Implies otherwise. But for the record, people can bring their spit bottles into bars... No one is drinking out of it. It's for spit. Well excuse me for thinking you were posting on topic. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't think any restaurant of any kind, would allow any outside drink container, even an empty one (except of spit), even at the most red-neck of red-neck hillbilly regions. EDIT: Oh you said they can do that, like you know for a fact they can... well regional differences I guess. You sure as fuck can't do that anywhere in this state. Edited January 28, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well excuse me for thinking you were posting on topic. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't think any restaurant of any kind, would allow any outside drink container, even an empty one (except of spit), even at the most red-neck of red-neck hillbilly regions. EDIT: Oh you said they can do that, like you know for a fact they can... well regional differences I guess. You sure as fuck can't do that anywhere in this state. I was posting on topic. I was talking about what was on TV at a bar in response to Jingo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well excuse me for thinking you were posting on topic. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't think any restaurant of any kind, would allow any outside drink container, even an empty one (except of spit), even at the most red-neck of red-neck hillbilly regions. EDIT: Oh you said they can do that, like you know for a fact they can... well regional differences I guess. You sure as fuck can't do that anywhere in this state. there's always a big gap between "can't do it" and "can't legally do it" just fyi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_lost_username_ Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 21 hours ago, wacky1980 said: it's been asked for. I thought the 700 Club only came on at some godawful hour like 3 a.m. now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ZoomBubba said: I thought the 700 Club only came on at some godawful hour like 3 a.m. now. shit. i put shrek on in the living room last night, i think on freeform, because there wasn't anything on and wife really likes that move for whatever reason. when it ended at 9pm? 700 club. fucking, pat robertson in my living room. god damnit. Edited January 28, 2021 by wacky1980 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_lost_username_ Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: shit. i put shrek on in the living room last night, i think on freeform, because there wasn't anything on and wife really likes that move for whatever reason. when it ended at 9pm? 700 club. fucking, pat robertson in my living room. god damnit. I have to admire Pat Robertson's tenacity in regards to all the attempts to buy him out of that seemingly eternal contract for the 700 Club to air on whatever network CBN used to be. The last amount I heard he was offered was $42 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 minute ago, ZoomBubba said: I have to admire Pat Robertson's tenacity in regards to all the attempts to buy him out of that seemingly eternal contract for the 700 Club to air on whatever network CBN used to be. The last amount I heard he was offered was $42 million. peh, $42 million. are you kidding?? the word of god is valueless priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 5 hours ago, wacky1980 said: there's always a big gap between "can't do it" and "can't legally do it" just fyi I actually was not at all talking about "you can't chew tobacco in here due to legal regulations." I was talking about "You can't bring outside food and drink in here because we want you to buy all of your food and drink from us when you are in our building." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I actually was not at all talking about "you can't chew tobacco in here due to legal regulations." I was talking about "You can't bring outside food and drink in here because we want you to buy all of your food and drink from us when you are in our building." But why so you assume that's not what he meant as well. No one used the words chewing tobacco until right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: But why so you assume that's not what he meant as well. No one used the words chewing tobacco until right now. I'm pretty sure it's not against the law to bring outside food or drink into a bar, restaurant, etc. Like, anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm pretty sure it's not against the law to bring outside food or drink into a bar, restaurant, etc. Like, anywhere. 😵😐😑😶 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wacky1980 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I actually was not at all talking about "you can't chew tobacco in here due to legal regulations." I was talking about "You can't bring outside food and drink in here because we want you to buy all of your food and drink from us when you are in our building." "you sure as fuck can't do that anywhere in this state" doesn't imply internal company policy re: foreign food/bev, but it DOES imply there's some health/sanitation/liquor code in place, or in other words, a legal restriction. Should I no longer take your own words at face value? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Just now, wacky1980 said: "you sure as fuck can't do that anywhere in this state" doesn't imply internal company policy re: foreign food/bev, but it DOES imply there's some health/sanitation/liquor code in place, or in other words, a legal restriction. Should I no longer take your own words at face value? What I was trying to imply (and apparently failed) was that no where near enough people in this state chew tobacco where literally any establishment that sells food and or drink would allow someone to bring in their own open beverage bottle, even just for spitting in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What I was trying to imply (and apparently failed) was that no where near enough people in this state chew tobacco where literally any establishment that sells food and or drink would allow someone to bring in their own open beverage bottle, even just for spitting in. I'm just fucking with you bud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 On 1/27/2021 at 12:31 PM, Skiles said: My vote is for sports radio shows. It's already fucking dumb that sports radio shows are on TV at all. But at the bar, with the volume down, and subtitles turned on (and about eight seconds behind because it's live) is as bad as it gets for me. Three things don't belong in a bar at all Jukebox Tv Pool table 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Three things don't belong in a bar at all Jukebox Tv Pool table ...and apparently, you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 27 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Three things don't belong in a bar at all Jukebox Tv Pool table Why would you bump an alcohol-related thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 34 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Why would you bump an alcohol-related thread? The very best bar I ever patronized didn't have any of that. People spoke to each other instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: The very best bar I ever patronized didn't have any of that. People spoke to each other instead. Been in both, enjoyed both. O'Rourke's (long since closed) in Chicago, had a great discussion with a Black Gentleman about politics. We disagreed on many things, but it was very thought provoking and we shook hands afterward as he left. CJ's in Batavia, IL, it was a biker bar and always had a line of Harley's out front. Walking distance from a friend's place and nicer people than the place a couple blocks away where everyone stared at the "strangers in the bar". Ever walk into a place and everyone goes quiet, that was the other bar. CJs had Cricket & Pinball & Pool tables, none of the bikers gave us any grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 40 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: The very best bar I ever patronized didn't have any of that. People spoke to each other instead. That doesn't answer my question: WHY are you thinking about alcohol related things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: That doesn't answer my question: WHY are you thinking about alcohol related things? Bored. Mining for topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Local news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: The very best bar I ever patronized didn't have any of that. People spoke to each other instead. Who the fuck goes to a bar for a conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 27 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Who the fuck goes to a bar for a conversation? It's the only place in town with a glory hole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seight Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 "Please tell me my answer actually still works" *claps hands* YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 6 hours ago, scoobdog said: Who the fuck goes to a bar for a conversation? People that aren't superficial. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 7 hours ago, scoobdog said: Who the fuck goes to a bar for a conversation? People with no friends 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sofa King Kule Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 On 1/28/2021 at 9:35 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Who in god's name other than myself has a bottle of Mountain Dew at a goddamn bar? 😝 Red Bull is better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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