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If I see any of the OKC girls I've messaged over the past 8 years with non-Zenigundam males today, I'm beating the males to a pulp for sure. Stop. Playing. GAMES WITH ME! 😼

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

If I see any of the OKC girls I've messaged over the past 8 years with non-Zenigundam males today, I'm beating the males to a pulp for sure. Stop. Playing. GAMES WITH ME! 😼

No one with a voice like yours is beating anyone up.

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10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

If I see any of the OKC girls I've messaged over the past 8 years with non-Zenigundam males today, I'm beating the males to a pulp for sure. Stop. Playing. GAMES WITH ME! 😼

But you don't even live near Oklahoma City.

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Did the shift in dates make the delusional rapist a bit frisky?

Aside from love, and all of your alpha male escapades isn't there something else you have 

mommas titty bout ta fuck you up at any moment/

I'm only trying to help you.. or at least speak reason..

-_-

 

Posted
5 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

my  best wishes to all lovers out there me I have to go to work bye

I was gonna tag you in the OP but was like "Nah, I'll leave him alone"

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

my  best wishes to all lovers out there me I have to go to work bye

Dude, no best wishes to them. We're competing against all of them and they're stealing the hot girls we could be with. 

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Lol why? You don’t exactly strike me as someone who’s gonna be blowin up today 

Got any more yawn you wanna toss my way before I commence to ignoring you like the rest of these broads.

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17 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Got any more yawn you wanna toss my way before I commence to ignoring you like the rest of these broads.

Why does everything have to be an insult with you?

 

fairly regularly you post about how so much of an emotional asshole you are and how you can only stand someone for so long until you intentionally push buttons to make them hate you and leave...

 

so excuse me for taking your emotional bullshit and using it in a plausible sense 

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This is actually my first VDay not alone in like 4 years. Feels good man. I got her the ohmibod or whatever it's called. You best believe I'm putting that shit in her ass tonight while we fuck.

 

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1 hour ago, DoubleDoink said:

This is actually my first VDay not alone in like 4 years. Feels good man. I got her the ohmibod or whatever it's called. You best believe I'm putting that shit in her ass tonight while we fuck.

 

You mean that bluetooth accessory cam girls use to get tips? Have fun with your girl.

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Wanna know how us old folks get kinky on Valentine's Day?

We both take a shot of NyQuil and try to get undressed before we pass out.

We usually wake up with our underwear at our knees. 

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2 hours ago, midnight said:

Wanna know how us old folks get kinky on Valentine's Day?

We both take a shot of NyQuil and try to get undressed before we pass out.

We usually wake up with our underwear at our knees. 

Is sex between you two so horrible you'd rather pass out then have it? xD

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Is sex between you two so horrible you'd rather pass out then have it?

Probably not...but the thought of the sex your gonna have with your hand tonight does unsettle the soul

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1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said:

or making my pecker moist and dipping it in fun-dip?

I saw something like that on HBO's Real Sex once when I was a kid. That segment sticks out in my mind because it featured the hottest chick I ever saw on that show (a cute red head with large natural tits), and her husband looked like he could've been in Black Sabbath circa 1987 - 1995.

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3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Is sex between you two so horrible you'd rather pass out then have it? xD

Nah. It's great. When we ever get to do it. 

Kids man. Damn kids. Someone is always blocking us. 

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

So that begs the question.... why the NyQuil?

I was just making light of the current Valentine's Day situation.

We are both under the weather. Flu.

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Cause zquil is just benedryl

I'm not trying to be funny here, since you work for a pharmacy, this is a serious question: ZzzQuil is good for allergies? Or are you saying Benadryl is basically a placebo that puts you to sleep? :|

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55 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm not trying to be funny here, since you work for a pharmacy, this is a serious question: ZzzQuil is good for allergies? Or are you saying Benadryl is basically a placebo that puts you to sleep? :|

Zzzquil has the same active ingredient as benedryl...so yes it would work for allergies

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