Sawdamizer Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 18 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: That needs an appropriately annoying theme song.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Still wearing that fake beard I see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Still wearing that fake beard I see. And apparently taking a selfie like he's one of Fuggs' dick rides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 You would think with all them makeup supplies you’d look better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: You would think with all them makeup supplies you’d look better You can do better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: You can do better than this. Yeah I was being tame....I blame the hangover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Yeah I was being tame....I blame the hangover Probably just wait to take the shot then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Probably just wait to take the shot then. Never... now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Never... now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs She's alright, we pick and choose. My office is a nightmare, so... It's how it goes... I'm sure LBs toes look like shit. @Danger_Jules get in here. Edited December 9, 2018 by Sawdamizer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: She's alright, we pick and choose. My office is a nightmare, so... It's how it goes... I'm sure LBs toes look like shit. Sure do...no amount of nagging is fixing that shit...trust me I’ve tried... but he has no excuse...I maintain my person, my makeup and the house... the FUCK he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post garbagepailcat Posted December 10, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2018 camouflage 13 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 10 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: camouflage I cant tell if the bed is really huge or if youre just really tiny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I cant tell if the bed is really huge or if youre just really tiny I think it's both she looks like she's having fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I cant tell if the bed is really huge or if youre just really tiny Lol. A little of both? I’m relatively small, and it’s a queen bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Are you the legal age hottie I've been looking for? I was looking at her from the back of the bus, almost got off at her stop, but couldn't pull the trigger 😔 🐼🧔💪👫 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I want her... I'll be looking for her... I'll keep my eyes peeled whenever I board that bus... 💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 >___> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I’ll beat you up, Zeni. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I’ll beat you up, Zeni. I would send you brass knuckles just for this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Work looks promising today. 👫🐰💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I'm going in for the kiss today. Will try to sober up, but even if I don't, I know it won't be sloppy. 🐺 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Alot of people ask my why the fuck I do stand up comedy. Well this is why, you goddamn haters. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Alot of people ask my why the fuck I do stand up comedy. Well this is why, you goddamn haters. You’re hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: You’re hot. I know you meant well, but I prefer when girls are infatuated with my charm and personality instead of my looks. 🤦♂️🦒🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I know you meant well, but I prefer when girls are infatuated with my charm and personality instead of my looks. 🤦♂️🦒🔥 >__> no one is infatuated with you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 17 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: >__> no one is infatuated with you. Well Viper is 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 19 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: You’re hot. Thank you! I can't find a smiley that I think is appropriate so here's a crown 👑 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I swear if Sawdamizer wasn't married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vamped Posted December 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2018 This is me hiding in the back from all my responsibilities 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 So I was at an open mic eating shit tonight. Everyone was ignoring me until I said "I'll take my clothes off for $5" then some dude literally threw it at me. On the bad side i was bombing, but on the upside I was paid to do it bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Damn, and he threw singles too. Bad night on stage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Waiting for the single atheist legal age teenage woman of my dreams to post in here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 54 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Damn, and he threw singles too. Bad night on stage I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me That's awesome you have that many open mics near you. Here each place that has one does it on a different night bc so few so if you bomb all there is to do is get drunk and either try again another night or give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: That's awesome you have that many open mics near you. Here each place that has one does it on a different night bc so few so if you bomb all there is to do is get drunk and either try again another night or give up Lol yeah we're spoiled in Pittsburgh. There were 5 tonight. If you hit every mic there is every night you can get up 12 times or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me At least it wasn't $5 in coins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Vamped said: This is me hiding in the back from all my responsibilities You've hidden the wireless ear buds so well that even someone that knows you're wearing them can't spot them Well played 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 At @Em7add4's house with @Sasha Star' 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: So I was at an open mic eating shit tonight. Everyone was ignoring me until I said "I'll take my clothes off for $5" then some dude literally threw it at me. On the bad side i was bombing, but on the upside I was paid to do it bitch! Did you make good on your promise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Did you make good on your promise? I just kinda stood there and wasn't sure if I should lol. But ultimately I didn't and I got to keep the money. It was REALLY awkward tho 🤑 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post garbagepailcat Posted December 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2018 couch: obtained and comfy cats: fat and numerous quilt: gift from my grandmother and BEAUTIFUL self: stoned and big eared 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: couch: obtained and comfy cats: fat and numerous quilt: gift from my grandmother and BEAUTIFUL self: stoned and big eared I don't know whats more cute you or the cats. are they high on catnip. whenever Im stoned I give my cat catnip so she's stoned too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Neko Posted December 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2018 Is my tongue large? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Neko said: Is my tongue large? So, you single? 😘❤ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 20 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: So, you single? 😘❤ Yas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Neko said: Yas! You lookin' to change that? I promise to only disappoint you in every way 😘❤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: You lookin' to change that? I promise to only disappoint you in every way 😘❤ Oh baby sounds so unkinky 😉🤩🤩🤩 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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