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  On 12/9/2018 at 4:27 PM, Sawdamizer said:

Probably just wait to take the shot then.

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Never...

now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs

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  On 12/9/2018 at 4:29 PM, Still Me said:

Never...

now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs

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She's alright, we pick and choose. My office is a nightmare, so... It's how it goes... I'm sure LBs toes look like shit.

@Danger_Jules get in here.

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Posted
  On 12/9/2018 at 4:30 PM, Sawdamizer said:

She's alright, we pick and choose. My office is a nightmare, so... It's how it goes... I'm sure LBs toes look like shit.

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Sure do...no amount of nagging is fixing that shit...trust me I’ve tried...

but he has no excuse...I maintain my person, my makeup and the house...

 

the FUCK he do?

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Are you the legal age hottie I've been looking for? I was looking at her from the back of the bus, almost got off at her stop, but couldn't pull the trigger 😔

🐼🧔💪👫

 

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So I was at an open mic eating shit tonight. Everyone was ignoring me until I said "I'll take my clothes off for $5" then some dude literally threw it at me. On the bad side i was bombing, but on the upside I was paid to do it bitch! 20181218_201439.thumb.jpg.07d3f248b6faeb5176d1112e6a393401.jpg

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  On 12/19/2018 at 5:31 AM, That_One_Guy said:

I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me

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That's awesome you have that many open mics near you. Here each place that has one does it on a different night bc so few so if you bomb all there is to do is get drunk and either try again another night or give up 

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  On 12/19/2018 at 5:34 AM, Nabloom said:

That's awesome you have that many open mics near you. Here each place that has one does it on a different night bc so few so if you bomb all there is to do is get drunk and either try again another night or give up 

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Lol yeah we're spoiled in Pittsburgh. There were 5 tonight. If you hit every mic there is every night you can get up 12 times or so. 

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  On 12/21/2018 at 2:51 PM, garbagepailcat said:

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couch: obtained and comfy 

cats: fat and numerous 

quilt: gift from my grandmother and BEAUTIFUL 

self: stoned and big eared 

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I don't know whats more cute you or the cats. are they high on catnip. whenever Im stoned I give my cat catnip so she's stoned too

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