scoobdog Posted December 6, 2018 Posted December 6, 2018 On 12/6/2018 at 12:59 AM, Sawdamizer said: Expand That needs an appropriately annoying theme song.... 1
scoobdog Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 On 12/6/2018 at 11:01 PM, stilgar said: Still wearing that fake beard I see. Expand And apparently taking a selfie like he's one of Fuggs' dick rides.
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 You would think with all them makeup supplies you’d look better
Sawdamizer Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 4:23 PM, Still Me said: You would think with all them makeup supplies you’d look better Expand You can do better than this.
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 4:24 PM, Sawdamizer said: You can do better than this. Expand Yeah I was being tame....I blame the hangover
Sawdamizer Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 4:25 PM, Still Me said: Yeah I was being tame....I blame the hangover Expand Probably just wait to take the shot then. 1
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 4:27 PM, Sawdamizer said: Probably just wait to take the shot then. Expand Never... now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs
Sawdamizer Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) On 12/9/2018 at 4:29 PM, Still Me said: Never... now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs Expand She's alright, we pick and choose. My office is a nightmare, so... It's how it goes... I'm sure LBs toes look like shit. @Danger_Jules get in here. Edited December 9, 2018 by Sawdamizer 1
Still Me Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 4:30 PM, Sawdamizer said: She's alright, we pick and choose. My office is a nightmare, so... It's how it goes... I'm sure LBs toes look like shit. Expand Sure do...no amount of nagging is fixing that shit...trust me I’ve tried... but he has no excuse...I maintain my person, my makeup and the house... the FUCK he do?
Popular Post garbagepailcat Posted December 10, 2018 Popular Post Posted December 10, 2018 camouflage 13 5
fuggstop Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/10/2018 at 8:00 AM, garbagepailcat said: camouflage Expand I cant tell if the bed is really huge or if youre just really tiny 2
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/10/2018 at 6:03 PM, fuggstop said: I cant tell if the bed is really huge or if youre just really tiny Expand I think it's both she looks like she's having fun
garbagepailcat Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/10/2018 at 6:03 PM, fuggstop said: I cant tell if the bed is really huge or if youre just really tiny Expand Lol. A little of both? I’m relatively small, and it’s a queen bed. 1
Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 Are you the legal age hottie I've been looking for? I was looking at her from the back of the bus, almost got off at her stop, but couldn't pull the trigger 😔 🐼🧔💪👫 1
Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 I want her... I'll be looking for her... I'll keep my eyes peeled whenever I board that bus... 💏
Mr Owl Posted December 12, 2018 Posted December 12, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 3:28 PM, CutieQuesadilla said: I’ll beat you up, Zeni. Expand I would send you brass knuckles just for this 1
Zenigundam Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 I'm going in for the kiss today. Will try to sober up, but even if I don't, I know it won't be sloppy. 🐺 2
That_One_Guy Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 Alot of people ask my why the fuck I do stand up comedy. Well this is why, you goddamn haters. 4
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 4:42 AM, That_One_Guy said: Alot of people ask my why the fuck I do stand up comedy. Well this is why, you goddamn haters. Expand You’re hot.
Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 4:46 AM, CutieQuesadilla said: You’re hot. Expand I know you meant well, but I prefer when girls are infatuated with my charm and personality instead of my looks. 🤦♂️🦒🔥
CutieQuesadilla Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 5:01 AM, Zenigundam said: I know you meant well, but I prefer when girls are infatuated with my charm and personality instead of my looks. 🤦♂️🦒🔥 Expand >__> no one is infatuated with you. 3
Kudasai Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 5:04 AM, CutieQuesadilla said: >__> no one is infatuated with you. Expand Well Viper is 5
That_One_Guy Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 4:46 AM, CutieQuesadilla said: You’re hot. Expand Thank you! I can't find a smiley that I think is appropriate so here's a crown 👑 1
Popular Post Vamped Posted December 18, 2018 Popular Post Posted December 18, 2018 This is me hiding in the back from all my responsibilities 14
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 So I was at an open mic eating shit tonight. Everyone was ignoring me until I said "I'll take my clothes off for $5" then some dude literally threw it at me. On the bad side i was bombing, but on the upside I was paid to do it bitch!
NaBarney Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 Damn, and he threw singles too. Bad night on stage 1
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 Waiting for the single atheist legal age teenage woman of my dreams to post in here 1
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 4:35 AM, Nabloom said: Damn, and he threw singles too. Bad night on stage Expand I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me
NaBarney Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 5:31 AM, That_One_Guy said: I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me Expand That's awesome you have that many open mics near you. Here each place that has one does it on a different night bc so few so if you bomb all there is to do is get drunk and either try again another night or give up
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 5:34 AM, Nabloom said: That's awesome you have that many open mics near you. Here each place that has one does it on a different night bc so few so if you bomb all there is to do is get drunk and either try again another night or give up Expand Lol yeah we're spoiled in Pittsburgh. There were 5 tonight. If you hit every mic there is every night you can get up 12 times or so.
molarbear Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 5:31 AM, That_One_Guy said: I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me Expand At least it wasn't $5 in coins 1
molarbear Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/18/2018 at 8:08 PM, Vamped said: This is me hiding in the back from all my responsibilities Expand You've hidden the wireless ear buds so well that even someone that knows you're wearing them can't spot them Well played 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 At @Em7add4's house with @Sasha Star' 7
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 1:51 AM, That_One_Guy said: So I was at an open mic eating shit tonight. Everyone was ignoring me until I said "I'll take my clothes off for $5" then some dude literally threw it at me. On the bad side i was bombing, but on the upside I was paid to do it bitch! Expand Did you make good on your promise?
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 9:45 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Did you make good on your promise? Expand I just kinda stood there and wasn't sure if I should lol. But ultimately I didn't and I got to keep the money. It was REALLY awkward tho 🤑 1
Popular Post garbagepailcat Posted December 21, 2018 Popular Post Posted December 21, 2018 couch: obtained and comfy cats: fat and numerous quilt: gift from my grandmother and BEAUTIFUL self: stoned and big eared 13
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 On 12/21/2018 at 2:51 PM, garbagepailcat said: couch: obtained and comfy cats: fat and numerous quilt: gift from my grandmother and BEAUTIFUL self: stoned and big eared Expand I don't know whats more cute you or the cats. are they high on catnip. whenever Im stoned I give my cat catnip so she's stoned too 1
Popular Post Neko Posted December 21, 2018 Popular Post Posted December 21, 2018 Is my tongue large? 12
GuyBeardmane Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/21/2018 at 11:22 PM, Neko said: Is my tongue large? Expand So, you single? 😘❤ 1
Neko Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 2:11 AM, GuyBeardmane said: So, you single? 😘❤ Expand Yas!
GuyBeardmane Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 11:07 PM, Neko said: Yas! Expand You lookin' to change that? I promise to only disappoint you in every way 😘❤
Neko Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 On 12/23/2018 at 12:52 AM, GuyBeardmane said: You lookin' to change that? I promise to only disappoint you in every way 😘❤ Expand Oh baby sounds so unkinky 😉🤩🤩🤩 1
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