Katya_Hiki Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 I can draw I can read the same paragraph sometimes and not comprehend what i read I can dance I can play videos games at an average level I can make a damn good sandwich Im ok at doing makeup
crackymckrackin Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 I can write music. I can cook an amazing breakfast. I can plumb almost anything. I know real estate. I know way to much about school law. Im an arm chair marriage counselor. 1
André Toulon Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 Moderate athlete way out of his prime Video game aficionado. Kitchen slayer Grilling beast Complete asshole.
Still Me Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 I’m detail oriented I’m good with teamwork I have good organization skills i can work quickly and accurately I and competent in all Microsoft office programs wait....is this an interview?
Bouvre Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) My endurance while cycling is pretty bomb. My writing ability is very strong. My musical talent is pretty solid. I'm good at giving on-point movie recommendations. I can still skateboard pretty well. My wordplay skills are ruthless. Edited May 19, 2018 by Bouvre
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 So far I've gone 28 years without dying....so I guess that's pretty cool
Katya_Hiki Posted May 19, 2018 Author Posted May 19, 2018 @bnmjy Thats a racist way to say that you speak french @Derrick Foreal So you kill kitchens? slay blenders? destroy microwaves? @Bouvre I like that confidence, 10 points to slytherin! @Still Me Yes now we'll need to process your background check and ill get back to you in oh about 20 years 1
Houdini Splicer Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 I can destroy anything I touch, sometimes by thought alone.
nameraka Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 i can pull off morbid jokes that are so dry you aren't sure if i'm being funny or am genuinely sick. i can make even extremely friendly people get the hint that i don't want to talk to them. i have virtually unbeatable b.s. radar when it comes to sizing people up. i can "invent" extremely tasty snacks that are terrible for you out of pretty much whatever is left in the pantry. i've been told i'm a pretty good writer, but i'm too modest to believe it. i've mastered the art of false modesty.
Naraku4656 Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 35 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: I can anxiety like no one's business me too, thanks
CAC Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 I can anxiety. I can watch anime/TV shows none stop. I can fail. I can make someone fall out of love with me. I can eat. I can hate myself. I can't kill myself... 1
Phillies Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 I can snort cocaine and heroin off the top of my pillow while driving.
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 19, 2018 Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) Video game villain, though clearly not a very good one, as I have been unemployed nearly 30 years. I can fly around a room in a predictable pattern. I can apparently speak while rapidly opening and closing my mouth. No forming vowel or consonant sounds, just opening and closing my mouth. Available for parties and weddings. Edited May 19, 2018 by Jaquio 1
GunStarHero Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) I can bore you to tears in mere moments and I seem to be impervious to being hit by cars. Edited May 20, 2018 by GunStarHero
Distortedreasoning Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 most my skills are tied to like electronics and crap. not even expert level things but just some basic level stuff. also retro video game player witt above average skills. good at troubleshooting oh and expert childrens card game player
SlappyKincaid Posted May 20, 2018 Posted May 20, 2018 I can build stuff out of other stuff. I can grow plants. Cats and dogs like me, is that a skill?
1938 Packard Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 I can rewire a chandelier and set it up as a swag lamp.
Vamped Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 I can scare people away with my resting bitch face, yet invite people I dislike to unload their problems and life stories on me because of my compassionate eyes and gentle spirit I can also probably go half a conversation without swearing if I really try
Katya_Hiki Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Vamped said: I can scare people away with my resting bitch face, yet invite people I dislike to unload their problems and life stories on me because of my compassionate eyes and gentle spirit I can also probably go half a conversation without swearing if I really try i feel you on the first one, and the second is impressive
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