Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 What would you name it, And how much would 3 ounces cost?
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Bouvre said: What would you name it, And how much would 3 ounces cost? Serenity $4.89 for a half liter. Made with rubbing alcohol and hibiscus flower. Edited April 24, 2018 by 1938 Packard
Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Author Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Serenity $4.89 for a half liter. Made with rubbing alcohol and hibiscus flower. What percentage rubbing alcohol?
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, Bouvre said: What percentage rubbing alcohol? About thirty. 1
Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Author Posted April 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Serenity $4.89 for a half liter. Made with rubbing alcohol and hibiscus flower. Also good lord are you even making money off that price?
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, Bouvre said: Also good lord are you even making money off that price? Probably not, but I do enjoy the way my house smells after whipping up a batch. 1
Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Author Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: Probably not, but I do enjoy the way my house smells after whipping up a batch. And the sense of serenity from the unconscious state i imagine it coaxes you into
Codename: Jackass Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 TURBOFRESH, THE FRAGRANCE FOR REAL MEN WHO LIVE LIVE TUUUURRRRBOOOOOOO $7.99 PER BOTTLE (available at Target and Macy's)
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: And the sense of serenity from the unconscious state i imagine it coaxes you into I have another brand, just for super macho tough guys. Scare away your enemies and even some of your friends with... Fright Guard, made with stale beer, rancid onion juice and genuine corpse flower. I have to make that in a rented shack, ten miles out of town so the neighbors won't complain. 1
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: "Old Ironsides" $1000 I want to know the label design now
bnmjy Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 The Alt-Right Pussy Repellent Smells like stale fart, dried semen, doritos, cheetos, pepperoni hot pockets, and mountain dew. All for the low price of five dollars per eight ounce bottle. 1
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I want to know the label design now Why? Do you recognize the reference?
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: The Alt-Right Pussy Repellent Smells like stale fart, dried semen, doritos, cheetos, pepperoni hot pockets, and mountain dew. All for the low price of five dollars per eight ounce bottle. Not to be a critical investor but why not buy all the garbage and get the smell and a meal?
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Why? Do you recognize the reference? Nope! Not beyond what old ironsides is Edited April 25, 2018 by Bouvre
PenguinBoss Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I want to know the label design now 1
Still Me Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 49 minutes ago, Bouvre said: What would you name it, And how much would 3 ounces cost? You watched Joel McHale didn’t you
bnmjy Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Not to be a critical investor but why not buy all the garbage and get the smell and a meal? Because my cologne would still be much cheaper. For extra lulz, have a huge fan blowing at a convention and just throw a gallon of the cologne at it. Now even the normies will smell of failure. 1
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Will check it out!
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Because my cologne would still be much cheaper. For extra lulz, have a huge fan blowing at a convention and just throw a gallon of the cologne at it. Now even the normies will smell of failure. The fan idea makes this a worthy investment.
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: You watched Joel McHale didn’t you Nope! I stole this from poet Kyle Flak, interviewing my friend for his installment of Poets Not Talking About Poetry "INVENT A NEW EXPENSIVE FRAGRANCE TO SELL Ape Grape Mist-Tape vol. III— it costs all of your teeth." https://maudlinhouse.net/poets-not-talking-about-poetry-stephen-wells-brand/
Distortedreasoning Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: What would you name it, And how much would 3 ounces cost? the bitches magnet. cost $200 for 3 oz. 1
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: the bitches magnet. cost $200 for 3 oz. I hope it's the wrong side of the magnet.
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: Honestly beyond the uss constitution this was my guess
crackymckrackin Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Dick, I would rub it on anyone (as long as I didn't get caught by the wife) 8,000 per dose.
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: Queef pour homme $500 for a tester Damn yo
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: What would you name it, And how much would 3 ounces cost? Musky Husky for $40w00 1 1
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: Musky Husky for $40w00 Sold! To the highest bidder Me 1
AnimationFan14 Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Dick, I would rub it on anyone (as long as I didn't get caught by the wife) 8,000 per dose. Now that’s a steal 1
Hornshire Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 æsel endetarmen The market will end up setting the price, but We imagine starting some where around $77
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: I want to know the label design now 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 I wouldn't. I don't wear cologne and I use unscented deodorant.
TrigunBebop Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) I'd get a contract with either Qualatex or Tuftex to allow me to reproduce the scent of their balloons in perfume form. And I'd call it "Lustful Loonacy". Its price would have to be pretty cheap, considering you could get the same effect by just buying a cheapo bag of balloons and rubbing them all over yourself. Edited April 25, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I'd get a contract with either Qualatex or Tuftex to allow me to reproduce the scent of their balloons in perfume form. And I'd call it "Lustful Loonacy". Its price would have to be pretty cheap, considering you could get the same effect by just buying a cheapo bag of balloons and rubbing them all over yourself. Great name.
lupin_bebop Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Bouvre said: What would you name it, And how much would 3 ounces cost? Indifference. Frankly don’t know pricing. Will figure it out after. 1
Poof Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Tandwitch it smells like witch hazel, indoor tanning lotion, cheap sex toy rubber, ammonia free hair dye, and freshly bought clothes from spencer's and hot topic. it costs a bunch
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 12 hours ago, AnimationFan14 said: Remember to include a warning level not to eat the bottle
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Author Posted April 25, 2018 8 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Indifference. Frankly don’t know pricing. Will figure it out after. Indifference by Armani
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Liquid balls, it smells like Old Spice mixed with Drakkar and costs four dollars. And it will never go off the market.
Sieg67 Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) Demon Piss. $6.66. It'd smell like cat urine, sulfur and a hint of lime. Edited April 25, 2018 by Sieg67
scoobdog Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 21 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Probably not, but I do enjoy the way my house smells after whipping up a batch. Dry drunks do tend to like the smell of rubbing acohol.
1938 Packard Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Dry drunks do tend to like the smell of rubbing acohol. So do I.
naraku360 Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: So do I. Now you're just being redundant.
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