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1 minute ago, Bouvre said:

And the sense of serenity from the unconscious state i imagine it coaxes you into

I have another brand, just for super macho tough guys.

Scare away your enemies and even some of your friends with...

Fright Guard, made with stale beer, rancid onion juice and genuine corpse flower.

I have to make that in a rented shack, ten miles out of town so the neighbors won't complain.

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3 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

The Alt-Right Pussy Repellent

Smells like stale fart, dried semen, doritos, cheetos, pepperoni hot pockets, and mountain dew. All for the low price of five dollars per eight ounce bottle.

Not to be a critical investor but why not buy all the garbage and get the smell and a meal?

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7 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Not to be a critical investor but why not buy all the garbage and get the smell and a meal?

Because my cologne would still be much cheaper.

For extra lulz, have a huge fan blowing at a convention and just throw a gallon of the cologne at it. Now even the normies will smell of failure.

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3 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Because my cologne would still be much cheaper.

For extra lulz, have a huge fan blowing at a convention and just throw a gallon of the cologne at it. Now even the normies will smell of failure.

The fan idea makes this a worthy investment.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Still Me said:

You watched Joel McHale didn’t you

Nope! I stole this from poet Kyle Flak, interviewing my friend for his installment of Poets Not Talking About Poetry

"INVENT A NEW EXPENSIVE FRAGRANCE TO SELL

Ape Grape Mist-Tape vol. III— it costs all of your teeth."

https://maudlinhouse.net/poets-not-talking-about-poetry-stephen-wells-brand/

 

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I'd get a contract with either Qualatex or Tuftex to allow me to reproduce the scent of their balloons in perfume form.

And I'd call it "Lustful Loonacy".

Its price would have to be pretty cheap, considering you could get the same effect by just buying a cheapo bag of balloons and rubbing them all over yourself.

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2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I'd get a contract with either Qualatex or Tuftex to allow me to reproduce the scent of their balloons in perfume form.

And I'd call it "Lustful Loonacy".

Its price would have to be pretty cheap, considering you could get the same effect by just buying a cheapo bag of balloons and rubbing them all over yourself.

Great name.

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