1938 Packard Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Don't be a bump on a lump. Now, you can do something about it. First, take your eyes off the road and read his license plate. Next, take one hand off the wheel and fish through your purse or glove compartment for your cell phone. Now, stare at your cell phone and try to dial #77 while your car is hitting potholes at 70mph. Tell the operator all about the reckless tardo. It's that easy.
Still Me Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Don't be a bump on a lump. Now, you can do something about it. First, take your eyes off the road and read his license plate. Next, take one hand off the wheel and fish through your purse or glove compartment for your cell phone. Now, stare at your cell phone and try to dial #77 while your car is hitting potholes at 70mph. Tell the operator all about the reckless tardo. It's that easy. its irritating for sure...like when cops do it.....but my biggest foaming at the mouth,cursing their fucking existence, hoping to god they fucking choke on their mcdouble driving back to their mc mansion and die....is the cock suckers who don't use their mother fucking turn signals when merging into a lane...they just randomly cut you off...swerve right in...I swear to all that is holy when I finally decide to end my life and get shot by one of these bible thumping gun toting assholes...the next mother fucker that does it I'm gonna pull up next to them and get them to roll down their window so I can say "hey man, love your car, really like BMW's...but I bet its blinker is real nice too...I'd really like to see it sometime fuck face"....I've thought about this a lot
Sawdamizer Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 When I bought my BMW, it specifically said right in the book that I am not to be held accountable for anything I do on the road anymore. Germans, they sure know how to live out a dream.
Still Me Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 When I bought my BMW, it specifically said right in the book that I am not to be held accountable for anything I do on the road anymore. Germans, they sure know how to live out a dream. i need to carry a bat in my car...that way when some asshole hits me for being a cunt and not using the signal...I can bludgeon them to DEATH...
Professah Tex Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 As long as they drive correctly I don't care what people do..
HardcoreHunter Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 The only thing that annoys me is when someone is on their phone, almost hit's into me or stays stopped when the light changes, then yells at me or gives me a look like I'm the asshole.
André Toulon Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I hope a texter jumps the curb and mauls your ass with their vehicle.
NaBarney Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Werner Herzog's documentary about texting and driving was great. The person who smashed into the Amish cart
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I hope a texter jumps the curb and mauls your ass with their vehicle. thought you didnt want to kill people here
André Toulon Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 thought you didnt want to kill people here I don't text and drive so just because you're illiterate doesn't mean I want to kill anyone.
1pooh4u Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Every time I see someone texting and driving I lose my mind With this being said I absolutely don't agree with this new tech the NYPD is obtaining, the "textalyzer" They take your cell hook it to the device and they can tell if you were texting
1938 Packard Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 Every time I see someone texting and driving I lose my mind With this being said I absolutely don't agree with this new tech the NYPD is obtaining, the "textalyzer" They take your cell hook it to the device and they can tell if you were texting What does the device report when you receive five or six texts while you drive and just let them pile without answering them?
André Toulon Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 What does the device report when you receive five or six texts while you drive and just let them pile without answering them? Why does it matter....You don't have a car or friends to text you....None of this should matter to you.
1938 Packard Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 Why does it matter....You don't have a car or friends to text you....None of this should matter to you. You think a texting driver isn't endangering pedestrians in the crosswalks?
André Toulon Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 You think a texting driver isn't endangering pedestrians in the crosswalks? Refer to my earlier post.....I'm hoping a texter murders you.
1938 Packard Posted July 30, 2017 Author Posted July 30, 2017 Refer to my earlier post.....I'm hoping a texter murders you. It'll be his loss. The Mensch on the Bench is watching.
1pooh4u Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 What does the device report when you receive five or six texts while you drive and just let them pile without answering them? I dunno I'm pretty sure receiving texts is no issue it's if you reply
lupin_bebop Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 No, but people who don't use their blinker do. Also, people who drive like absolute cretins.
Chapinator_X Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I don't get mad, because getting mad is for sissies.
katt_goddess Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 On any given day, I risk getting run over by some idiot who thinks they don't have to pay attention when they are behind the wheel. It doesn't matter if they are texting, screwing with the radio, slobbering on themselves because they either just left or are headed to a place to eat. Red lights don't apply to them, their blinkers are 100% out of blinker fluid, crosswalks and sidewalks = parking lots, and the idea that there's someone right there in the crosswalk as they come barreling through seems to amaze them every time. Over the past few weeks, several people and cyclists in the area have been hit by cars driven by total assholes, most of which took off and claimed ignorance when they hunted down. Once school starts back up, it'll be even worse. So yes, idiots who can't pay attention to their driving when they are the driver because they need to fondle their e-genitals piss me off. Take the bus if you can't drop the toys - at least that way you won't kill anyone while you 'like' someone's 'lol' retweet.
naraku360 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 What an astute, meaningful observation. Texting is a bad thing to do while driving? Who would've guessed? You must be a genius to come up with such a groundbreaking revelation.
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I don't get mad, because getting mad is for sissies.
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 you ever see anyone ever jerk off while driving. i haven't but the way some people drive i'm sure they do
Sawdamizer Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 you ever see anyone ever jerk off while driving. i haven't but the way some people drive i'm sure they do Have you ever done this? Be real.
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Have you ever done this? Be real. no, i'm a shitty enough driver as it is
Mini_ghost420 Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 I'm too busy runnin' em off the road in an unlicensed and unmarked semi truck
André Toulon Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 I'm too busy runnin' em off the road in an unlicensed and unmarked semi truck Oh shit, this just made sense....Your name Darkside is a Twisted Metal reference.
Rumb0 Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 People still text with their thumbs? Most phones that came out after 2014 have voice dictation so you don't have to type out a long-winded message with your thumbs.
scoobdog Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 No, it does not make me so boiling mad that I do something even more stupid like get my own cellphone out so that I can take a picture of a texter and send it to the police, exposing myself to the same criminal liability and potentially putting more people at risk while doing so.
Sieg67 Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Refer to my earlier post.....I'm hoping a texter murders you. I don't like Packard either but wishing death on him is a little much. I mean really, what has he said on here that deserves death?
fuggnificent Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 I don't like Packard either but wishing death on him is a little much. I mean really, what has he said on here that deserves death? Hes insane. Hes trying to actually get me killed just because he doesnt like my posts on a message board and gives out my address. Take my advice...stay clear of him. Dont engage. I wish i hadnt.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 you ever see anyone ever jerk off while driving. i haven't but the way some people drive i'm sure they do http://gawker.com/philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-masturbator-arreste-1535897924
André Toulon Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Hes insane. Hes trying to actually get me killed just because he doesnt like my posts on a message board and gives out my address. Take my advice...stay clear of him. Dont engage. I wish i hadnt. No one is trying to get you killed you fat sack of fat......Stop making shit about you. And my disdain has nothing to do with your posts, it's ALL the times you've violated my privacy
André Toulon Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 I don't like Packard either but wishing death on him is a little much. I mean really, what has he said on here that deserves death? It's called hyperbole.
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