Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground

[matrixman124]

What a smart beautiful man.

[rpgamer]

Are we sure he hasn't already been to space, and possibly picked up a few space worms eating holes in his brain?

[naraku360]

35 minutes ago, rpgamer said:

Are we sure he hasn't already been to space, and possibly picked up a few space worms eating holes in his brain?

You have to be in great shape to go to space. I'm not sure what shape this is, but it's probably not great.

[Seight]

5 hours ago, naraku360 said:

You have to be in great shape to go to space. I'm not sure what shape this is, but it's probably not great.

Refrigerator is a shape.

[1pooh4u]

13 hours ago, matrixman124 said:

What a smart beautiful man.

Yes because paying for it instead is definitely the way to go regardless of who you are, or claim to be 🙄

[SwimModSponges]

Ukraine no longer exists on Twitter.

[André Toulon]

Dick move, or foreshadowing 

[SwimModSponges]

Specific order from his russian handlers.

[matrixman124]

*Saudi Arabian/Qatari handlers that are working with Russia

[Poofy]

13 hours ago, naraku360 said:

You have to be in great shape to go to space. I'm not sure what shape this is, but it's probably not great.

 

[Jman]

The self inflicted wounds continue.

[katt_goddess]

16 hours ago, naraku360 said:

You have to be in great shape to go to space. I'm not sure what shape this is, but it's probably not great.

I said it before and I'll say it again. 

It's four Carens and a Poodle in a Jackass suit.

[Top Gun]

 

[matrixman124]

2 hours ago, Top Gun said:

 

Maybe AI did it?

[Seight]

I kinda feel bad for the other very dumb people on Twitter seeing as Elon seems to be purposefully trying to be the "Main Character Of Twitter" everyday now.

[SwimModSponges]

The calls for vuolence are growing louder (with crowder).

[matrixman124]

welp

 

 

[DragonSinger]

Muskrat is such a little bitch:

 

[Poofy]

he's claiming it's doxxing

[André Toulon]

3 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

Muskrat is such a little bitch:

 

Mr musk...

Get fukt, goofy 

[matrixman124]

New development.

Musk wants to sue Sweeney for sharing publicly available info. It's LoTT screaming doxxing all over again

[André Toulon]

Wait....Lil Nas X thinks Elon is stalking him?

[DragonSinger]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Wait....Lil Nas X thinks Elon is stalking him?

Dude should have had his ass whooped after naming his kids like that.

[André Toulon]

7 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

Dude should have had his ass whooped after naming his kids like that.

Oh shit, that says lil X....I don't know who that is...I automatically saw lil Nas x

[DragonSinger]

9 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Oh shit, that says lil X....I don't know who that is...I automatically saw lil Nas x

Them kids are gonna be bullied for life:

 

[André Toulon]

Ok, brain fart subsided, I'm caught up.

So now I wonder if this actually happened or if its like Tim Pool being a tough guy on the internet over some alleged vandalism.

Why does my phone think 'of' is the only 2  letter word that starts with O

Edited December 15, 2022 by André Toulon

[cyberbully]

https://news.bitcoin.com/while-elon-musk-plans-to-purge-1-5-billion-inactive-twitter-names-bitcoiners-beg-him-to-preserve-hal-finneys-account/

[André Toulon]

I still see no news that this actually happened, and I admittedly haven't looked but so far Elon is the only one making this claim.

So iny attempt to find out what this kid's name was, I got stuck in a rabbit hole of articles and he offered Sweeny 5k to delete the page.....

I'm so pissed at that.... you're a billionaire, idgaf if you want to borrow my phone because yours died, six figure minimum kickback, jackass

[matrixman124]

In response to Elon selling more Tesla stocks, WallStreetBets folks are freaking out

 

Edited December 15, 2022 by matrixman124

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

I still see no news that this actually happened, and I admittedly haven't looked but so far Elon is the only one making this claim.

So iny attempt to find out what this kid's name was, I got stuck in a rabbit hole of articles and he offered Sweeny 5k to delete the page.....

I'm so pissed at that.... you're a billionaire, idgaf if you want to borrow my phone because yours died, six figure minimum kickback, jackass

I am so bad at this...I forgot the link and I'm not doing that again. I mean there wasn't much info other than the attempted payoff

[matrixman124]

Holy fucking shit. Free speech my fucking ass.

[Seight]

I'm starting to believe this may not actually be a joke anymore.

[1pooh4u]

Elon’s banning journalists because he doesn’t know the difference between journalism and right wing hate speech and misinformation parading as journalism. Also pretty sure he’s trying  to get the person who followed Grimes and X killed. 

[Raptorpat]

The mastodon social account was also banned, and apparently direct links to it are also banned.

[matrixman124]

Elon defends himself on a Twitter space for 3 minutes before running away when nobody buys his "journalists doxxed me" bs

 

 

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, matrixman124 said:

Elon defends himself on a Twitter space for 3 minutes before running away when nobody buys his "journalists doxxed me" bs

 

 

He ran away like a little bitch cuz Elon doesn’t have the cajones to say, “Twitter is my sandbox now and I’ll turn it into a litter box and shit all over it if I want to” he should just say that instead of trying to say “journalists will be treated like everyone else” pretty sure we have an amendment for that, an amendment that Musk claims to be a staunch supporter of. 

[Seight]

 

[SwimOdin]

What a little bitch

[1pooh4u]

Wow Musk making big brain moves 

 

[1pooh4u]

They didn’t dox his location in real time but as we all have seen these last few weeks Musk does not know what words mean 

[1pooh4u]

*Musk furiously pounding out code or wtf you tech sorcerers do*
”why aren’t my bots winning the vote!”

[rpgamer]

Well, it's like he said, Dox Populi, Dox Dei.

[Jman]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63996061
 

The EU is not happy with Musk.

[1pooh4u]

17 minutes ago, Jman said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63996061
 

The EU is not happy with Musk.

Did you see in the article where it said the service that allowed live chats have been suspended since Musk couldn’t answer journalists’ questions?  What a fuckin tool

[1pooh4u]

Fridays are slow days at work for me 😆

hopefully this wasn’t the real Musk cuz holy fuck if it is

[1pooh4u]

Seriously advertisers, celebrities and everyone with a smidgen of sanity needs to delete their Twitter accounts, or just stop using them. 
At least he showed me he has the balls to do what I didn’t think he had. He pretty much said “it’s mine I’ll do what I want”

[André Toulon]

https://youtu.be/mH4hsoLsTFM

[Ginguy]

 

Wow, all of a sudden "Muh free speech REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".........

Where was all this when Twitter was shadow banning, banning, deboosting et al. based on political bias (often at the direct behest of government officials)?

 

 

[naraku360]

7 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

 

Wow, all of a sudden "Muh free speech REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".........

Where was all this when Twitter was shadow banning, banning, deboosting et al. based on political bias (often at the direct behest of government officials)?

 

 

So it's okay when the right censors?

[rpgamer]

What they don't realize they're arguing is that hate speech should be protected now because it's political, being their political platform.