resurrected Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 we need a health folder here. Somewhere to go when we want to ask for advice or just bitch about our health. Sometimes, those threads get lost in other folders. No drama allowed. Just people asking about conditions they may be experiencing. Asking to see if anyone knows what might be wrong. I mean, not everyone can afford to go to the doctor, and sometimes, you might not need to go, if you can get a good enough answer. Googling health related stuff is the worst. Google makes you think you're going to die from an ingrown toenail. Just throwing this out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Hell no we don't need a health maladies folder here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Can I post prescription medicine commercials that just fucking blow my mind. s 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 19 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Can I post prescription medicine commercials that just fucking blow my mind. s An anti-depressant booster that can also make you more depressed and suicidal? Hell yes. But I'm gonna need that smiley/frown face sign to display how I feel to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 UEMB-MD? no thanks, the answer to every query would be ass cancer 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: UEMB-MD? no thanks, the answer to every query would be ass cancer I have a picture around here or a very unhealthy sponge asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 19 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I have a picture around here or a very unhealthy sponge asshole Well, the hemorrhoid looked pretty 'healthy' . O.< Honestly, if there's that much of a demand for it other than the coronavirus thread in Rants just use the Food folder for all things related to health as far as I'm concerned. Eating good food is healthy, might as well have people posting their exercise ideas, recipes and general health concerns in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, BlackNoir said: Can I post prescription medicine commercials that just fucking blow my mind. s I too aspire to be strong enough to attend pasta day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 31 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Well, the hemorrhoid looked pretty 'healthy' . O.< Honestly, if there's that much of a demand for it other than the coronavirus thread in Rants just use the Food folder for all things related to health as far as I'm concerned. Eating good food is healthy, might as well have people posting their exercise ideas, recipes and general health concerns in there. Man, I thought your second point was going a completely different, but sponges asshole related, direction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 6 hours ago, resurrected said: we need a health folder here. Somewhere to go when we want to ask for advice or just bitch about our health. Sometimes, those threads get lost in other folders. No drama allowed. Just people asking about conditions they may be experiencing. Asking to see if anyone knows what might be wrong. I mean, not everyone can afford to go to the doctor, and sometimes, you might not need to go, if you can get a good enough answer. Googling health related stuff is the worst. Google makes you think you're going to die from an ingrown toenail. Just throwing this out there. Health folder should be in dumpster fires bc none of us are healthy except that one guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Man, I thought your second point was going a completely different, but sponges asshole related, direction. The only true use for sponge's gross asshole is as a ban screen. One day...one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Does this look weird to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Let's not. Just use google instead and then call a physician. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: I too aspire to be strong enough to attend pasta day Well ur fucked if you get that last side effect where you can't swallow....WTF kind of side effect is that. "Boy, I feel great but damn I'm thirsty" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 3 hours ago, BlackNoir said: Can I post prescription medicine commercials that just fucking blow my mind. s Why would anyone want to make a commercial that feels a like a parody commercial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Well ur fucked if you get that last side effect where you can't swallow....WTF kind of side effect is that. "Boy, I feel great but damn I'm thirsty" Oh no trouble swallowing on pasta day! What a twist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 17, 2020 Author Share Posted October 17, 2020 59 minutes ago, Mewn said: Let's not. Just use google instead and then call a physician. Like my post says, Google is terrible for that and a lot of people can't afford to go to the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 17, 2020 Author Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Well, the hemorrhoid looked pretty 'healthy' . O.< Honestly, if there's that much of a demand for it other than the coronavirus thread in Rants just use the Food folder for all things related to health as far as I'm concerned. Eating good food is healthy, might as well have people posting their exercise ideas, recipes and general health concerns in there. But eating healthy isn't gonna cure many problems, so posting in the food folder wouldn't be very useful. Ie. mental health. There are less important folders than what a health folder would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, resurrected said: Like my post says, Google is terrible for that and a lot of people can't afford to go to the doctor. This board would be even worse. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 This sounds like an insurance nightmare. Motherfucker's gonna get killed because of something we told em and bam we're fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 it's ass cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 15 hours ago, resurrected said: Google makes you think you're going to die from an ingrown toenail. Just throwing this out there. Given the proper circumstances, it is actually possible to die from an ingrown toenail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Are you pregnant? Ill be back in 10 mins to ask if you're pregnant again, then .... in about 3 minutes before the doctor comes in Ill send in another nurse to ask one more time if you're pregnant, and then the doctor will ask if your pregnant.... then Ill ask you one more time while I get your visit summary paperwork going 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Are you pregnant? Ill be back in 10 mins to ask if you're pregnant again, then .... in about 3 minutes before the doctor comes in Ill send in another nurse to ask one more time if you're pregnant, and then the doctor will ask if your pregnant.... then Ill ask you one more time while I get your visit summary paperwork going My standard answer, always and forever... "its not mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 50 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: My standard answer, always and forever... "its not mine" My answer 'Unless you are really ready to start a new religion based around old people and virgin births, the answer is the same as it was 5 minutes ago - no' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 21 hours ago, Poof said: Health folder should be in dumpster fires bc none of us are healthy except that one guy me just now: Quote I wonder who the one guy is she's referring to. hmmmm, it's probably 'that_one_guy' because he looks pretty jacked ... oh... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Are you pregnant? Ill be back in 10 mins to ask if you're pregnant again, then .... in about 3 minutes before the doctor comes in Ill send in another nurse to ask one more time if you're pregnant, and then the doctor will ask if your pregnant.... then Ill ask you one more time while I get your visit summary paperwork going And despite your repeated denials, your pregnancy test will be positive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 isn't that just the whole internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Raptorpat said: 22 hours ago, Poof said: Health folder should be in dumpster fires bc none of us are healthy except that one guy me just now: Quote I wonder who the one guy is she's referring to. hmmmm, it's probably 'that_one_guy' because he looks pretty jacked ... oh... that's absolutely right. I used to consider myself healthy but I've been eating a lot of pizza lately 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Poof said: that's absolutely right. I used to consider myself healthy but I've been eating a lot of pizza lately Join me in being Pizza the Hutt, poof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Join me in being Pizza the Hutt, poof. Thats me now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Thats me now hawt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Seight said: hawt Awe thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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