Ultima Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 Remember in HS when you briefly dated a girl and did it with her, but the next day at school she caught you kissing another girl in the hallway and she screamed and cried her eyes out and ran into the ladies bathroom? Fellow studs know the feels. We were so wrong for that. 😓 2
mthor Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 Was this a case of your right hand not knowing what your left hand was doing? 7
Ultima Posted April 18, 2020 Author Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) Then I got into an argument with the girl I cheated on her with and ended up single for a brief time. I made a whole scene in the hallway during that argument too. I said, "Do you know hard I had to work to win you?! I had to fight off hordes of beta males to come out victorious and now you're pulling THIS?! All you did was doll up and stand by your locker!" And then I punched one of the lockers so hard that it dented and stormed down the hallway and left school early and a bunch of beta males tried to swoop in and comfort her, but they knew better than to get anywhere near me. I have some great, badass, testosterone-filled stories from HS and beyond if anyone wants to hear some more of them. Edited April 18, 2020 by Ultima 1
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 I don't quite see it as cheating, since there was no physical conduct at all between me and the other girl, but I was with this one girl back in my Jr year of high school, but at the same time I was trying to get nudez from a random girl online. I don't quite consider it to be cheating, but it was definitely being unfaithful if nothing else.
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) Meant to go on more, The girl I was with found out about that was really hurt and upset about it. We managed to work through that but we still didn't last long cause a friend of hers that I hated, him hating me, went about wooing her over. I tried telling her that he doesn't care at all about her he just wants to fuck over me, her not seeing that. The dude even told her that was his plan but added "once I got to know you I couldn't do that to you" but he still did it cause we didn't last long. Edited April 18, 2020 by Distinct Lunatic
ZeroStralem Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 No. Cheaters are fucking awful. I've been cheated on and that led me on a spiral that i'm not sure I ever fully recovered from. Fuck cheaters.
nameraka Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 No. I’ve never cheated on anyone. It’s kinda the only thing I like about myself.
Neko Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 No. Around HS time I stayed consistently in a relationship.
Ultima Posted April 19, 2020 Author Posted April 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Neko said: No. Around HS time I stayed consistently in a relationship. As did I... As did I... Yes I won the prizes! 😡
stilgar Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 Just now, Ultima said: As did I... As did I... Yes I won the prizes! 😡 I am pretty sure your right hand didn't consent to that relationship. 1
RG3 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 No. I'm a girl. I like guys, not girls. However, I was cheated on by someone who used to come here. I won't say any names ... ... ZENIGUNDAM I HATE HIM SO MUCH! I'm never going outside again. That "man" lied to me when he said we were an item! 😠 1
Ultima Posted April 19, 2020 Author Posted April 19, 2020 Are... We talking about the same Zeni? Seems like a cool guy
RG3 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) YES! I know who I'm talking about!! Stop patronizing me! And he can be a real jerk! He always has to be the star QB of the team. Take his alpha movement for example. He explained it and he got this one girl so mad! I'm not surprised that she flipped out on him! It's always ZENI, ZENI, ZENI, he's always off to something. He just sleeps with us and then vanishes and doesn't answer his phone or reply to texts!! UGH I don't want to even think about this anymore... Edited April 19, 2020 by RG3 1
Ultima Posted April 19, 2020 Author Posted April 19, 2020 😳😳😳😳😳 Yooooo... Zeni's the man where the dude at! He's always going off! Sorry that he broke up with you. 🤦♂️
stilgar Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, RG3 said: I like guys, not girls. Well, zeni has finally admitted he likes guys. 3
Gyaos Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 Why the fuck this hasn't been moved to Dumpster Fires yet eludes me. This is perfect fodder for it.
stilgar Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 I also love the fact zeni doesn't know how to take a screen shot. 3
Ultima Posted April 19, 2020 Author Posted April 19, 2020 What's Dumpster Fires? Yeah Zeni does this a lot! I see him barking on every and anybody on that site. I just saw him talking however he wants to this "DanPlan" guy, an esports person I think, so it's not right for the Z man to pick on him. I don't approve of his bullying, but otherwise he's a solid young man.
Seight Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 Take a picture of a phone with a second phone, it's genius!
Still Me Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 tl;dr i can honestly say I’ve never cheated on a girl... ever.... I mean I’ve cheated myself...but I don’t think that counts
Ultima Posted April 19, 2020 Author Posted April 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: tl;dr I suggest that you read the original post. It's hard to respond to a thread without reading its first post.
Still Me Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ultima said: I suggest that you read the original post. It's hard to respond to a thread without reading its first post. Yeah about that....no
tsar4 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Gyaos said: Why the fuck this hasn't been moved to Dumpster Fires yet eludes me. This is perfect fodder for it. Nah, we need a special folder where all of zagnut's alts can argue with a bot and each other.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 This is sadly entertaining. No, no. This is just sad. All it needs now is for Rebecca to show up.
Raptorpat Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 at some point he'll respond to himself with the wrong alt
ZeroStralem Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: at some point he'll respond to himself with the wrong alt Thanks for clearing that up. I actually got confused.
Azalar Hex Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 This one time in high school I punched a guy so hard that his girlfriend wrote me a six page apology letter on his behalf for existing and then let me do her without a condoms to teach him a lesson about respect. He tried to raise my son but as soon as my son was born his slapped him and made him cry and my son was the man of the house until he turned 15 and morphed into an eagle. 1
GuyBeardmane Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 I can't say I ever cheated on a girl. I mean there was that one time my six girlfriends gathered in one of their houses. They could have called me out on poly dating and gotten mad, but I had a rabbit's foot in my backpack so instead we sat around and gossiped about Marnie and Mayor Lewis's relationship. Still can't believe Penny didn't pick up on that. 1
Sawdamizer Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, ghostrek said: i never did it We know.
Swimmod_Luna Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 11 hours ago, Gyaos said: Why the fuck this hasn't been moved to Dumpster Fires yet eludes me. This is perfect fodder for it. why kill the thread by moving it to DF where he can't post with either of his alts this shit is gold
RG3 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Azalar Hex said: This one time in high school I punched a guy so hard that his girlfriend wrote me a six page apology letter on his behalf for existing and then let me do her without a condoms to teach him a lesson about respect. He tried to raise my son but as soon as my son was born his slapped him and made him cry and my son was the man of the house until he turned 15 and morphed into an eagle. Aren't you like the guy that they call "Mr. Curvy" around here? 😆
PenguinBoss Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 On 4/18/2020 at 9:13 AM, Ultima said: I said, "Do you know hard I had to work to win you?! I had to fight off hordes of beta males to come out victorious and now you're pulling THIS?! All you did was doll up and stand by your locker!" Considering that wasn't a term people used that way when you were in high school, no you didn't.
Seight Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 I accidentally invited both of my girlfriends to dinner once and then SPACE NINJAS! WITH ROCKET BIKES! I don't remember anything else after that, but for some reason my fight or flight response triggers whenever Aesop Rock's Flashflood starts playing.
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