SwimModSponges Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I wish i could disassemble things easily. Like, if my toaster breaks i could strip all the copler out of the wire and like melt down all the metal and plastic into like ingots and shit. It'd be good for recycling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Moonwalking.....passed the haters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I wish I could sew And do basic maintenance on my own car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I wish I knew how to play the Chapman Stick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I am horrible at fixing anything that's not a computer. I'd like for that not to be the case 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Control worms 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 playing piano I remember going to cousins houses and wanting to tinker around with their pianos and then going back to our own piano-less house we had some keyboards over time but never anything full scale which irked me, but either way I never rly learned to play, seems like it'd be hard to pick up once your brain is too old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Steamed sizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 good at fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Be able to play instruments like recorder and tin whistle. Be able to play lead guitar much better than I currently can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 hour ago, viperxmns said: playing piano I remember going to cousins houses and wanting to tinker around with their pianos and then going back to our own piano-less house we had some keyboards over time but never anything full scale which irked me, but either way I never rly learned to play, seems like it'd be hard to pick up once your brain is too old They have adult classes. Im planning to go back to playing the cello when I get old and bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Telekenisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 17 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I wish i could disassemble things easily. Like, if my toaster breaks i could strip all the copler out of the wire and like melt down all the metal and plastic into like ingots and shit. It'd be good for recycling. Might work for older toasters, but if there's a circuit board you'd try to strip any precious metals from, you'd be dealing with arsenic as well. No bueno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 Theoretically id be able to collect all the arsenic too. Stick it in a little jar, maybe it comes in handy some day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I wish I could juggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Longer penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 The skill to get girls to stop making all those annoying noises when I'm giving them superb sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ultima said: The skill to get girls to stop making all those annoying noises when I'm giving them superb sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Being able to easily open those plastic bags they have at the supermarket. Also, being able to blow bubbles with gum. I've never been able to do that. I don't know why. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 the ability to shoot lasers out of my nipples would be pretty cool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 How to build a house, plumbing, electricity, etc. Learning a trade skill will come in handy when things really go to shit. Can't rely on my bard skills and charisma forever. *sad laughter 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I wish I knew how to do coding... I'd kill to be able to mod games, or even be able to make games in general. That said, if I did start making a game I'd open Pandora's box with how long it'd take and how much dedication it requires. I also wish I had the ability to give myself motivation to do things. Something like writing is something I really like but haven't done so in so long. It always being a case where I'll get really into it, and maybe even have a few days in a row where I'm going at it, followed by over a month of trying to get back at it, me constantly telling myself "I'll do it today" and then by the end of the day I'll tell myself "I'll do it tomorrow" and then too much time goes by to where I'll give up on it. Kind of like how in the Sims 4 you can use mods to change your Sims mood, I wish I had something like that in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Also sometimes I wish I had better social skills and the ability to bend people to my will Instead of making them feel awkward like what Im about to do with this spoiler tab Spoiler Or this one Spoiler 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I wish I was flexible enough to lick my own vj. I mean, why not? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, avec said: I wish I was flexible enough to lick my own vj. I mean, why not? That could make you a lot of money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 To have enough dexterity in my hands to fix things in half the time it normally takes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I kind of wish I had learned to play guitar, every time I tried people always tried to get me to play it right handed. It wasn't incredibly difficult, it just felt really weird Plus @Doom Metal Alchemist and I could work on song covers via the interwebz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: I kind of wish I had learned to play guitar, every time I tried people always tried to get me to play it right handed. It wasn't incredibly difficult, it just felt really weird That's fucked. I've never heard anyone say it's better for lefties to play right handed. And I know of three legendary lefty guitarists: Jimi Hendrix, Tony Iommi, and Kurt Cobain. Who knows how many others there are I don't know about. Quote Plus @Doom Metal Alchemist and I could work on song covers via the interwebz Honestly, I have literally no interest playing covers, even of my very favorite bands, except for possibly video game covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That's fucked. I've never heard anyone say it's better for lefties to play right handed. And I know of three legendary lefty guitarists: Jimi Hendrix, Tony Iommi, and Kurt Cobain. Who knows how many others there are I don't know about. Honestly, I have literally no interest playing covers, even of my very favorite bands, except for possibly video game covers. Good thing I don't know how to play guitar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Solid programming skills. Or at least the patience to learn them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I wish I knew how to do butt stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 I'd like to be a lawyer someday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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